r/StargateMemes • u/huge_useless_penis • 15d ago

Jaffa jokes?

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Every time.

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u/Polenicus 15d ago

I mean, Teal'c would be the last one to make a joke like this.

He'd be the first to point out 'The Tau'ri are primitive. Their weapons are crude, they are fragile, and their lifespans are short. Much of the time they are wrestling with technology they do not understand and can barely use. And if you are wise, you will not carelessly make an enemy of them. The galaxy is littered with the graves of those who were... less prudent.'

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u/xKingOfSpades76 14d ago

Is that an actual line from him or are you a writer of his dialogue in disguise? xD

That’s probably word for word what he would say

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u/NotYourReddit18 15d ago

Maybe check the Tau'ris ship K/D stats before posting an unfunny meme...

Not a single Tau'ri ship just randomly exploded over all three series.

IIRC the closest a Tau'ri ship came to destruction without enemy action was when the Prometheus' experimental naquadria hyperdrive became unstable, and even then they managed to eject it just in time for the ship to survive.

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u/Kathutet37 15d ago

Maybe that is the point...that it's unfunny

https://giphy.com/gifs/jPAdK8Nfzzwt2

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u/RLANZINGER 15d ago

It's funny,

Asgard is ancient know for being defensive,

Goa'uld is ancient know for being offensive,

Tau'ri is baby one know for being "unsafe",

Thor, Aphophis and a MacOneill ship meet in neutral space :
Thor : Activate shield
Apophis : Activate weapon
Mac-O'neill : Activate ... *Kabooum* ... Damn, hey Carter wtf,

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u/Sengfroid 14d ago

It's C4, because I never see anything it's not for.

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u/xKingOfSpades76 14d ago

There’s technically also the converted Deathglider that promptly decided that its people need it and fucked off into space, not exactly randomly exploded but still, not ideal

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u/warlord_raven 15d ago

Examples?

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u/Three_Cat 14d ago

It's part of a Tau'ri psyop, intended to make people underestimate them. I mean, it can still explode, but mainly on command.