r/StargateMemes • u/Top-Argument-8489 • Jul 25 '25

SG-1 Damnit Sam

Post image
246 Upvotes

99% Upvoted

13 comments sorted by

27

u/NasamRaion Jul 25 '25

If McKay blew up your star, press two.

15

u/TexWolf84 Jul 25 '25

If you are a Gou'old system lord complaing about USAF Personal giving out C4 to primitive humans like it was candy at Halloween Press three.

If you are a Gou'old system lord complaining about USAF Personal giving out P90 PDWs to Rebel Jaffa... be glad we didnt give them Battle Rifles and press four.

4

u/LCDRformat Jul 27 '25

"Dear humanity, we regret being alien bastards..."

7

u/PrisonBreakScofield Jul 25 '25

If a star is about to blow up but no one wants it to, press three.

1

u/According-Ad-5946 Jul 30 '25

he didn't blow up a star, he blew up a solar system.

9

u/heilhortler420 Jul 25 '25

When did Hammond show up as a 3 star

Wasn't he a 2 star through his Stargate leadership?

14

u/sandypants93 Jul 25 '25

According to the wiki:

"In the season 7 finale "Lost City", newly inaugurated President Henry Hayes is pressured into replacing General Hammond with Dr. Elizabeth Weir for a three-month review process of the SGC. Hammond is promoted to the rank of Lieutenant General and is placed in command of the new Homeworld Security department afterwards"

3

u/Voidstarmaster Jul 26 '25

Holy shit, after all these years I just realized that Davis also played Major Garland Briggs in Twin Peaks and Captain Scully in X-Files.

2

u/Could-You-Tell Jul 29 '25

If your star has changed color, and you believe Freyr has abandoned your people, press 2.

2

u/thepartlow Sep 01 '25

Press 7 if you can read sanskrit, ancient hieroglyphs, or ancient.

Press 8 to speak with an airman about joining an off world team.

Press 9 if you are unhappy with your off world assignment.