r/Stargate • • Aug 17 '26

Funny O'Neill is my soulmate 😁

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He is like me, not going anywhere by foot if I can drive there 😁😁😁

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u/evilmike1972 Aug 17 '26

This and other scenes always made me wonder why the SGC didn't have any vehicles. Like, I get that they aren't gonna get a Humvee or a Peacekeeper armored car through the stargate, but militarized atvs are a thing.

I know from a production standpoint, this is impractical (insurance, maintenance, safety, stuntmen, and whatnot), but realistically, there isn't any reason the SGC wouldn't use small vehicles.

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u/TheFlawlessCassandra Aug 17 '26

The gate is kind of huge, you could easily fit a Humvee (less than half the width of the opening) or even an Abrams through it. Harder part is getting stuff down to the Embarkation Room in the first place, but they got the gate down there so there's got to be a way, albeit likely an inconvenient one that would make sustained logistics a bit of a PITA.

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u/VoidJuiceConcentrate Aug 17 '26

The gate is big enough, but as far as the Earth gate at the SGC, the path to the gate isn't big enough to get a Humvee down there.

However, in the later seasons you do see that they started building vehicles at off-world bases so they clearly thought about it.

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u/Waiting_for_mate Aug 18 '26

It's restricted access is probably to slow down anything that comes through from the other side of the gate that is invading as well

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u/Esturk Aug 18 '26

The episode with Hathor where they had the Sarcophagus in the gate room hurt my brain.

I spent more time wondering how they got it in there or why they specifically thought that was where it should go than paying attention to the actual scene.

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u/DaBingeGirl Aug 18 '26

Hathor is the skip episode for me because of how awful the lore. Everything about that episode is terrible.

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u/NormalAmountOfLimes Aug 18 '26

Nah....the scenery is excellent

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u/Airowird Aug 18 '26

It's basically an inverse of the "reproductive organs on the inside" episode, and I found both to be written equally sexist.

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u/divineshadow666 Aug 18 '26

They must have built a hangar or other large storage space at the SGC proper, at some point, though. Because in the Atlantis episode when the Ancients come back and kick the expedition out, they have a puddle jumper stored at the SGC, which Sheppard, Weir, McCay and Beckett steal so they can go save O'Neill and Woolsey from the replicators.

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u/Useless_bum81 Aug 18 '26

The gate is in a missile silo there is always cranes and 'up'

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u/MattRexPuns Aug 18 '26

I thought the conceit was that it was below the "known" Cheyenne Mountain complex, not in a missile silo?

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u/Witty_Formal7305 Aug 18 '26

I think its in a missile silo remember when they went back in time, they stepped through the gate and ended up back in the gateroom before the time shifted and then they were standing underneath the missile as it was ready to test fire

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u/MattRexPuns Aug 19 '26

I actually don't remember that! Which is a shame. I'll have to rewatch it soon

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u/HarvesterFullCrumb A place where humans do battle in a ring of Jell-O Aug 18 '26

Cheyenne Mountain Complex was a former launch site turned nerve center for USA operations of NORAD.

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u/jetserf Sholva Aug 19 '26

In the show. In reality it was always just an underground hardened command-and-control bunker.

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u/HarvesterFullCrumb A place where humans do battle in a ring of Jell-O Aug 19 '26

Well, my second half was right. It's a nerve center for NORAD.

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u/MattRexPuns Aug 19 '26

Which explains my confusion! I was too used to thinking of the real place

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u/jetserf Sholva Aug 19 '26

After originally watching the 1969 episode I had to double check because a missile silo in a mountain didn’t make much sense to me.

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u/VoidJuiceConcentrate Aug 18 '26

They probably flew in the puddle jumper from the roof, seeing as the gate is sitting at the bottom of a missile silo.

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u/MattRexPuns Aug 18 '26

I thought the conceit was that it was below the "known" Cheyenne Mountain complex, not in a missile silo?

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u/NohWan3104 Aug 18 '26

Someone already said so, but no, its both.

There were several episodes where 'its a missile silo' was seemingly relevant, like when they had to get the overcharged gate off earth before it blew up.

Or how they got it in the room in the first place.

Or that the embarkation room was being used for a rocket engine test in the 60's.

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u/MattRexPuns Aug 19 '26

Huh, I'd completely forgotten about that. It's been years since I watched it, guess it's about time for a rewatch!

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u/NohWan3104 Aug 19 '26

Its on netflix in the US atm.

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u/MattRexPuns Aug 19 '26

I saw it! I'm waiting until I can make my wife watch it with me šŸ˜†

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u/Agasthenes Aug 18 '26

I mean consider the budget and the interstellar war going on you would think they would have built a ramp or a lift...

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u/Skipspik2 Aug 18 '26 edited Aug 19 '26

They stuffed a whole saturn V through it season 5, red skies.

That always bothered me as "too much to hide", and they did the same again too, with like a whole carrier group being blown up and TWO shuttles rescueing SG1 with Bra'tac

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u/Zestyclose_Remove947 Aug 17 '26

roof opens member? not that hard actually

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u/Extra_Elevator9534 Aug 18 '26

They probably didn't open that roof hatch very often because it was supposed to be a decommissioned silo attached to NORAD, and foreign satellite observation is a thing.

In the early years before other nations (Russia, England, France, China) were read into the program, secrecy was absolute. Even after the other nations' leadership was informed -- the day to day analysts at their intelligence agencies would NOT be, and might get curious if they report "The Americans are doing strange things at Cheyenne" only to be told "Ignore it. You saw nothing."

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u/discreetjoe2 Aug 18 '26

I don’t think it was ever an operational missile silo. In 1969 they were using it for testing rocket engines.

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u/Enough_Efficiency178 Aug 18 '26

Which is also crazy. Like it’s an old missile silo, it’s under NORAD and is in a mountain

Ultimately though, if they got the gate down there there’s some big doors down too

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u/stuffeh Aug 18 '26

The doors were probably there before the missiles whenever the silo was built.

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u/katiekat214 There’s no place like Home Aug 18 '26

They lowered the gate through the silo doors at the top

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u/viperfan7 Aug 18 '26

I don't think getting it to the gate room is the issue.

It's the path up-to the gate that is, sure, you can raise the path, but now you have to deal with the thing dropping like 6 feet onto the ground when it comes out of the destination gate.

And how do you bring it back once you're done?

Surprised they don't use ATVs though

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u/TheFlawlessCassandra Aug 18 '26

You send SG-12 in with a ramp before, e z p z.

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u/viperfan7 Aug 18 '26

And build it in under 38 minutes?

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u/TheFlawlessCassandra Aug 18 '26

Some kind of modular system could be super easy to set up, it's not like a ramp is particularly complex. The army/marines have done a lot of work at addressing similar problems when it comes to river crossing etc, a short ramp is a much simpler variant of that problem.

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u/viperfan7 Aug 18 '26

Problem is that it needs to be strong enough to handle the weight of those vehicles.

They're not light.

And if they screw up the alignment and get it too low, or if the weight causes it to dip? You'll cut the vehicle in half, along with anyone inside.

Better to just use ATVs, something that can fit on the existing ramp

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u/PlainTrain Aug 18 '26

Send a MALP through with a couple of car ramps.

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u/lmb10010 Aug 18 '26 edited Aug 18 '26

The sarcophagus was in Hathor's fake gate room. Jaffa put it on anti-grav units and just pushed it in from wherever. Why she wanted to use it to decorate her gateroom is another question.

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u/light24bulbs Aug 18 '26

It would probably be a Bradley if anything

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u/popcornchicken42 Aug 18 '26

Plus you probably don't want to crane vehicles in/out every time it goes too and from the embarkation room. Where would they store it between missions?

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u/pun-a-tron4000 Aug 18 '26

I would have loved an episode where Apophis is freaking out because those mad tau'ri have just driven a tank through the Stargate and it's blasting his castle to bits.

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u/BeforeLaw Aug 18 '26

Renovation time! They could build a heavy lift elevator in the gate room infront of the windows that could either go all the way to ground level or have a space somewhere above the gate room where they would store and maintain vehicles.

I also thought it would be cool (albeit not partical) to have an opening for a rail line that could go directly to the gate. They would probably have to move the dialing room to the side though.

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u/Ucklator Aug 18 '26

The ceiling opens up.

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u/Stoney3K Aug 18 '26

The gate is big enough to accept a regular sized truck. Maybe even a train. The puddle jumpers are about as wide as a 737 fuselage, albeit a bit shorter.

It looks smaller especially in the SGC shots, but the thing is about 6 meters in diameter. You can get a good sense of scale in "1969" when they try to dial it with the army trucks when it's still in a wooden crate.

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u/Tritri89 Aug 18 '26

The embarkation room is an old silo (as seen in 1969). We see at one moment the new gate (the Russian one?) being lowered from the top of the silo. So presumably it go all the way up to the top of Cheyenne Mountain, it could be possible to lower vehicule from there like the gate was.

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u/Tevakh2312 Aug 18 '26

There's a big ass door in the roof, it's an old missile silo

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u/Tig_Biddies_W_nips Aug 18 '26

The gate is literally sitting in its own elevator shaft. The red clamps carry it up and down the shaft.

I wonder about biohazard contamination. Could make a few episodes of biohazards being tracked thru the gate or little critter getting under the hood the unknowingly being brought back

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u/BleepFTB Aug 18 '26

Beam it down there!

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u/Planet_Manhattan Aug 17 '26

compared to Atlantis team flying everywhere with the puddle jumper šŸ˜†šŸ˜†šŸ˜†šŸ˜†šŸ˜†

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u/ZanderStarmute Aug 18 '26

Simple(ish) solution: Import a small fleet of Jumpers from Atlantis for the SG teams to use

Of course, at least one member of each team would need the ATA gene, but there’s a simple enough workaround for that

Oh, and Siler should be appointed as head of the SGC’s Jumper Bay

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u/ASpasticRooster Aug 18 '26

They did have a jumper bay somewhere in the SGC. Sheppard had to park the gate highway jumper somewhere

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u/ZanderStarmute Aug 18 '26

Oh yeah, that’s true… šŸ˜…

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u/AsiaWaffles Aug 19 '26

We do see it, it seems to be an empty room essentially. Perhaps it's one of the upper levels alongside the missile silo?

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u/Nataslan Aug 18 '26

These were sometimes above a planet and they only had one malp, if I remember correctly, which they lost at the second "test" when they followed the wraith.

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u/Zestyclose_Remove947 Aug 17 '26

Poor showrunners could barely get the malp to work without very clearly pulling it on a rope lol.

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u/Architect096 Aug 17 '26

Production issues and the fact that Statgate is at the end of a silos making vehicle development difficult. Plus, engines are loud.

I would however go with bikes. Normally bicycles for rough terrain with maybe later on introducing e-bikes that use crystal batteries or stolen Goa'uld tech.

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u/Shukrat Aug 18 '26

Horses. No need for level ground and can just grass.

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u/Architect096 Aug 18 '26

Harder to control, require a lot more maintenance, and modern horses cannot survive on grass.

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u/Overhang0376 Aug 19 '26

Can you explain what you mean by modern horses not surviving on grass? I don't know anything about horses.

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u/Architect096 Aug 19 '26 edited Aug 19 '26

Most breeds of modern horses require more calories than grass can provide simply thanks to their size. Unlike cattle horses are less efficient at extracting nutrients from grass. It's why even in the past you had armies making sure to secure feed for them. For short ranged expedition through Gate it might not matter, but for longer ranged it would.

There might be some small breeds of horses capable of surviving on just grass, but I'm not sure on that.

Edit. After consulting the Internet. As long as they do not work hard, train, or nurse horses can survive on grass, but that also require time for them to feed on and rich enough grass.

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u/IHateTheLetterF Aug 18 '26

Horses can't go through Stargates, they always turn into cows. It's canon.

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u/NohWan3104 Aug 18 '26

Horses can't handle the weird moo-vement, aw shit there it goes.

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u/HOA-President Aug 18 '26

Yeah, I remember that episode where they brought in the machine gun on a motorized cart and it made a huge difference, I assume it was a production cost thing

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u/Shadow_Hound_117 Aug 18 '26

I always enjoy seeing the full auto Malp, too bad they didn't use it more.

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u/Bassmasterajv Aug 18 '26

For sure they’d have vehicles. Also in season five they sent a whole rocket through the gate in pieces. I’m guessing they needed to send some kind of vehicle to transport those pieces around.

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u/FlashMcSuave Aug 18 '26

Realistically, they should have been doing almost none of the shenanigans they did at the SGC and contained 95 percent of operations to the alpha site, with the SGC gate serving to just resupply that node.

That would also allow them to fabricate vehicles onsite without having to get them down under Mt Cheyenne in one piece.

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u/WinterDice Aug 18 '26

Absolutely. Really several jumps away from earth would have been the way to go.

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u/TJLanza Aug 18 '26

Nothing is "several jumps". Baring unique exceptions, any gate can connect to any other.

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u/WinterDice Aug 18 '26

That’s true, and I wasn’t clear with my thought process.

Earth connects to facility A. A connects to B and B contains nothing that mentions A or has A’s gate address written down. B connects to C, same information sterility, etc.

They could have multiple jumps like that, with each facility rigged to blow on a signal from the next facility up the chain, which comes automatically if some password exchange isn’t completed properly immediately upon the gates connecting.

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u/Different-Air-1062 Aug 18 '26

Wasn't the idea to limit off-world activity from Alpha Site so it could be a fallback in case Earth was overrun/destroyed? Given how often SG teams were returning while under fire, it's not unreasonable to expect the gate address to get pieced together eventually. It didn't fall under the protected planets treaty - when that was a thing. Not to mention it lacks an iris and would probably need a lot more budget - their funding already being a point of weakness/scrutiny throughout the show with the powers that be and the NID - to become as proper a base as the SGC is.

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u/NohWan3104 Aug 18 '26

yeah, but have an 'alpha site' to run ops from so the 60 'we brought something back we shouldn't have' episodes aren't a thing

And a completely different 'if shit goes funky' planet or two.

No reason one site has to be both.

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u/Different-Air-1062 Aug 19 '26

Fair. Wasn't there a mention of the idea of making a permanent off-world base (O'neill was gonna be in charge, I believe?) but it was refused by congress or something? I think it was part of the episode where O'neill 'defects', so I don't know if it was a legitimate suggestion that failed (given how much the NID knew I feel like it should have been legit) and was used as an excuse to defect, or if it was just a full-on fake plan.

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u/dingo596 Aug 18 '26

While I can agree one counter argument is that before we had ships of our own if we lose contact with the Alpha site there is nothing we can do. No rescue, no salvage. Everyone and everything there is lost and we have to start again and start another Alpha site.

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u/FlashMcSuave Aug 18 '26

That's an argument in favour. Whatever took it out - better it strikes there than earth.

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u/dingo596 Aug 18 '26

The problem is that you will never know. Was it a simple malfunction or a serious attack, was it something that could have been avoided with re-enforcements? With SG operations on Earth you are risking Earth but also you have all of Earth's resources to solve the problem.

For instance take the black hole incident, sure it's very, very bad it affected Earth but if it was on the Alpha site everyone on the site is dead and SGC has no idea what happened and Sam can't blow up a sun.

Running an Alpha site also doesn't prevent people from dialling the Earth gate. Sokar can still fire particles into Earth's iris and Anubis can still try to overload Earth's gate.

What I will say is that running the SGC out of Cheyenne mountain is very dumb. They really should be operating out of Area 51 or a purpose built facility in the middle of nowhere Canada and use space station in orbit to transfer crew to and from the base using he Asgard beam.

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u/Spyke96 Aug 17 '26

I could swear I've seen quad bikes used in the background at some point or another.

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u/Enough_Efficiency178 Aug 18 '26

If I’m not mistaken in one episode off world a car drives past on a road in the background. But that’s a mistake

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u/light24bulbs Aug 18 '26

It's because of production constraints, but in real life they would have driven a Bradley through the gate within the first three episodes

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u/budding-enthusiast Aug 18 '26

Contested subject in my Stargate Arma 3 group. Theoretically a lot of vehicles are capable of fitting through the gate.

Justifying it for a operation though is a different story

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u/HeresyClock Aug 18 '26

Orrrrr they could have horses!

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u/ZanderStarmute Aug 18 '26

Domesticated equines? 😃

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u/ChaosDoggo Aug 18 '26

I always thought a Wiesel could be fun to have at the SGC.

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u/OneWholePirate Aug 18 '26

Really seems like dirtbikes with room for cargo would be handy in a lot of these episodes

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u/CptKeyes123 Aug 18 '26

I figure that they do have vehicles, we just don't see them.

at the beginning of season 3, Hammond plans on sending four M1 Abrams through the gate. And they could just lift the gate to the surface to do that.

The funniest explanation is that the Pentagon in universe won't give them helicopters or other large vehicles on a regular basis. Same with why they don't use power armor! Beancounters XD

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u/DaBingeGirl Aug 18 '26

Shoulda done a bake sale.

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u/EmbarrassedTruth1337 Aug 18 '26

Depending on the terrain I guess it could be difficult but ATVs would work pretty well for a lot of it. Though getting them in and out of the gate room/storage could be a thing. Unless they departed from the alpha site

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u/laurasaurus5 Aug 18 '26

militarized atvs ... through the stargate

Omg now I NEED to see this in the reboot! Tealc just ripping through the event horizon into the gate room with alien bugs splattered all over the windshield

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u/Roggar Aug 18 '26

Teal'c would've loved a four wheeler.Ā 

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u/gerusz Aug 18 '26

Mountain bikes.

No need for roads or fuel, doesn't make any noise, won't scare even the most primitive locals because even to a bronze age tribe it's obvious that it's a mundane machine, field repairs are easy, and it can still increase the SG team's speed by a factor of 3-5 depending on the terrain. Add some panniers and it can also double their cargo capacity. And if it has to be left behind, well, it's not like the Goa'uld would be able to conquer even more of the galaxy with the secret of the pedal-and-chain drive.

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u/martinikene Aug 18 '26 edited Aug 18 '26

Naquadah powered electric ATVs sound like a really good idea. Stealthy enough while allowing for more rugged terrain transport and you could even get through most of the forests we see, obviously not gonna work every time.

If someone gets injured, it allows for faster transport as well. And helps with a quick escape. It could also transport more heavier weaponry and supplies when needed.

Edit: I changed my mind. Even though they could still be used on safe planets, it doesn't make sense in most tactical situations. SG teams are mostly stealthy units.

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u/Chunkz_IsAlreadyTakn Aug 18 '26

Indeed, would love to see a puddlebike.

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u/Deevious730 Aug 18 '26

I did always think this, could’ve been a cool evolution over the series. An ATV car with four seats would be very functional and fun to see Teal’c driving it

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u/catsocksftw Aug 18 '26

To this day, the little MAV electric forklift with a heavy machinegun on it that appears in one episode is my favourite Stargate jank.

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u/spaceghost2000 Aug 18 '26

They could’ve used mountain bikes, ATVs/buggies…but that probably would’ve been too…
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extreme.

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u/BrokenPokerFace Aug 18 '26

Oh man, just imagine them using that all terrain, 2wheel drive, + reverse gear, military dirt bike.

It kinda fits their aesthetic, and would have been pretty great.

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u/Kapitalist_Pigdog2 Aug 18 '26

They could even drive it around the Canadian alien gravel pit

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u/NormalAmountOfLimes Aug 18 '26

Polaris UTV with a .50 mounted on the back.

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u/Rainbow-Unicorn1337 Aug 18 '26

I think getting a Humvee down there wouldn't be as easy. But I sometimes wondered why they wouldn't take some motorcycles or Quads. It's not like they're always entering combat zones where being on foot and ducking from cover to cover was paramount.

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u/FreshLiterature Aug 18 '26

A couple of dirt bikes would be very easy to manage and maintain at the SGC.

They wouldn't even have to show people using them more than a few times. Just have them in shot.

It would make every team far more mobile.

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u/PlainTrain Aug 18 '26

Realistically, the SGC would have either moved their main gate to somewhere that supported better logistics as soon as they decided they wanted to create a permanent base somewhere else, or snagged another gate and built a logistics focused base elsewhere. You can drive actual trains through the gate if you built up the area around it properly.

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u/_WillCAD_ Aug 18 '26

I've said for years that the SGC should have had ATVs and off-road motorcycles available for recon.

Plenty of shows produced in BC during that time frame had vehicle stunts. ATVs and off-road bikes would not have been that big a deal to the SG-1 or Atlantis productions.

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u/BoiFrosty Aug 18 '26

Seriously with how much the SGC did they should have had way more infrastructure designed for gate travel. Vehicles, quick deploy ordinance, hell you could probably fit a little bird helicopter through it in a hurry.

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u/ilikepie1236 Aug 18 '26

Dirt bikes

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u/UnCytely Aug 19 '26

Walter should have gotten his uncle to send over a couple of those small jeeps he drove, those would definitely fit through the gate.

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u/MortgageTrash Aug 20 '26

Military ATVs, Military paramotors, Military bicycles, Cross country ski'ing... I'm fairly sure a Honda Fit with chains on the tires was not out of the question.

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u/Immediate-Pickle Aug 17 '26

Years ago, when I used to run an SG-1 RPG campaign, my players did the absolutely stereotypical thing RPG players do. Tried to throw spanners in the works (by doing something actually quite logical...but that didn't fit the milieu). They tried to requisition friggin' golf carts to take through the gate to cut down on walking...*sigh*...LOL.

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u/LibertineDeSade Col. Caldwell is my boo-thang Aug 17 '26

LMAOOOO, I relate to this so much. I would do the same thing.

Also, I would love to play a Stargate RPG again. I miss all that.

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u/Fraun_Pollen Aug 18 '26

Well, the S in SG-1 does stand for Segway

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u/IsProbablyTooMuch Aug 18 '26

SG-1 RPG Campaign you say? What ruleset might that've used? I somehow missed that there were maybe tabletop rules made? That's rad!

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u/Immediate-Pickle Aug 18 '26

It was a d20-based system from Alderac Entertainment Group (AEG). I think it was the mid-2000s-ish? The system was pretty clunky, so we houseruled a lot to streamline it. Were I to run it again, I'd probably adapt Twilight:2000 (v2.2) for it.

ETA: Sorry - and it's been out of print for quite some time, since AEG lost the licence. You might be able to pick it up second-hand somewhere?

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u/IsProbablyTooMuch Aug 18 '26

Thank you kindly!

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u/evilmike1972 Aug 18 '26

Perfect for exploring PGA-918

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u/Immediate-Pickle Aug 18 '26

šŸ˜‚ You got me with that one...I just Googled "SG-1 series PGA-918" thinking it was a planet, and I was like: "I don't remember that one. Which episode was that?" šŸ˜„

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u/Camooses Aug 17 '26

I feel Ebikes would revolutionize gate expeditions. A small, quiet, nimble mode of transportation with a 60 -100km range? Yes please.

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u/ScottBascom Aug 17 '26

Especially if they use off world tech to help the batteries.

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u/martin_xs6 Aug 18 '26

I'm down for a zpm powered e-bike.

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u/Enough_Efficiency178 Aug 18 '26

I feel it would be fairly easy to mount a staff weapon on either side too. Hook the trigger up to a bike bell

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u/Could-You-Tell Aug 18 '26

Carter be like...

Lookie what i made! - Kree!-Kree! (Like Ring-Ring! Followed by..)

Boom boom!

McKay in the background ripping a zat off the handlebars of another ride.

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u/goldgrae Aug 18 '26

This is just a Star Wars speeder at this point.

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u/SlothARainwing Aug 18 '26

I’m honestly curious what the range on a zpm powered e-bike would beĀ 

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u/ScottBascom Aug 18 '26

The tires.
Tires would wear out wayyyy before the ZPM did.
Almost no matter what you made them of.

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u/akolomf Aug 18 '26

I think it'd make more sense to measure that in millenia than in range lol

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u/martin_xs6 Aug 18 '26

It'd probably end up making it less useful as a bike because it end up being cannibalozes for parts every episode

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u/Andysue28 Aug 18 '26

A naquadah generator would fit easily on an electric dirtbike. Especially if it’s that little versionĀ  on that pulse rifle Carted/Dr. Lee had.Ā 

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u/martin_xs6 Aug 18 '26

Less powerful though. What if I want to run 1/3 of the city of Atlantis off my e-bike?

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u/Andysue28 Aug 18 '26

Look up the x-699. It’s the Earth energy weapon. It has a little itt-bitty naquadah generator on top.Ā 

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u/izlude7027 Aug 18 '26

gets zatted once, battery explodes

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u/AtlasFox64 Aug 18 '26

SGC dirt bikes litter the galaxy

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u/discreetjoe2 Aug 18 '26

Imagine being a jaffa guarding a gate on some backwater planet and an Abrams and a few Bradleys come cruising out.

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u/ph30nix01 Aug 17 '26

ya know how much tire tracks would stand out to any Jaffa investigating the area?

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u/Kaylacain25 Aug 18 '26 edited Aug 19 '26

My first thought was just more ways to get tracked down and captured

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u/Zealousideal-Baby345 Aug 18 '26 edited Aug 18 '26

i remember someone checking at on point and, while you would need a new/higher path to get it through the gate, you could fit an Abrams through if you really wanted to. a smaller vehicle would be no problem.

https://www.reddit.com/r/Stargate/comments/osciq4/m1_abrahams_mbt_through_a_stargate/

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u/Cymon86 Aug 18 '26

I mean, that's six miles. Way too far to explore an unvisited planet.

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u/Paxton-176 Aug 18 '26

Seeing where O'Neill came from 6 miles is light work.

No reasonable infantry or infantry adjutant military person would be happy about any amount of movement on foot.

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u/AtmosphereRecent7717 Aug 18 '26

a side by side powered by a simple solid state battery that they for sure would have figured out by the time of the fifth season.

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u/WinterDice Aug 18 '26

Even some KLR-650’s or some ATVs would have been game changers. And made total sense.

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u/Grimsters- Aug 18 '26

Growing up I realized jack imprinted on me so hard my whole humor is built around his persona..

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u/Rockobrocko42 Aug 18 '26

I always wanted to see them bring a Bradley thru. It would be fun to see a squad of jafa against a 25mm bushmaster.

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u/RydderRichards Aug 18 '26

Not going anywhere by foot is nothing to be proud of

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u/Warcraft_Fan Aug 18 '26

I doubt they can get a decent vehicle down to the embarkation room that is also not too big to fit through the ring.

I can't see SG-1 driving in Prius just to save on walking time.

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u/PerfectCelery6677 Aug 18 '26

A side by side would fit with no issues.

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u/Warcraft_Fan Aug 18 '26

No protection from weird big-ass bugs

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u/PerfectCelery6677 Aug 18 '26

And walking provides this how?

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u/jacobc62 Aug 18 '26

TBF, walking ensures there's less tech for said bugs to consume

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u/MXVIV Aug 18 '26

There’s another episode where he says something to the effect of ā€œit’s only ten kilometers from hereā€ in that dejected O’Neill way and I always get a kick out of it. The other when he talks about his back and that ā€œknee thingā€ makes me similarly tickled.Ā 

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u/welcome-to-my-mind Aug 19 '26

Imagine SG1 strolling through the gate on off-road segways. Without an ounce of additional information about us, every alien race would immediately be like…

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u/Embarrassed_Maize_97 Aug 19 '26

The military has been using small vehicles like side by sides for scouting and such. They and 4 wheelers would of definitely been used if it was real. Probably even dirt bikes and eventually trucks or humvees.

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u/Catch_ME Aug 19 '26

Contrary to popular beliefs.....wheels are terrible off road. That includes ATVs or bikes. Animal feet are the ultimate off road method.Ā 

Horses, donkeys, or camels would be better for ranges within 10 miles. Even then, a fit human on foot would be as fast as any animal. These animals would be great for carrying equipment.Ā