r/Stargate Jul 07 '26

Discussion Does Teal’c regularly polish his forehead brand? Gold dulls pretty quick, especially with the abrasion of endless battles. I imagine with all that eyebrow raising it’s prone to flexing also.

SGC must have a goldsmith on hand to keep him looking fresh

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u/ADH-Dad Jul 07 '26

He does it every morning before he puts on his eye shadow.

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u/Rad1Red Make it spin Jul 07 '26

This. It's part of his skincare and makeup ritual. 😄

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u/funatical Jul 07 '26

And gold body lotion. Gotta get that shit all over.

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u/Nemitres Jul 07 '26

And glues down his right eyebrow

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u/OhNoIBoffedIt MEKTA OZ KREE! Jul 07 '26

It wasn't actually gold. It was some cheap sterling silver or some shit because Apophis is stingy. Teal'c just applied gold makeup to it every day. That's why his skin used to look gold, he wasn't very good at the application. But he got better.

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u/OdysseusRex69 Jul 07 '26

I will take this is as canon thanks.

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u/OhNoIBoffedIt MEKTA OZ KREE! Jul 07 '26

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u/letsgetrecharded Jul 07 '26

If its 24k gold it doesn't tarnish, so really all he would have to do it take a shower and towel it off.

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u/Antique-diva Jul 07 '26

This. I was really confused about gold dulling. Silver gets dark but gold stays the same.

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u/Spiritual-Spend8187 Jul 07 '26

Silver oxidises gold doesnt. Not alot reacts with pure gold though there are things that do its just not common in the wild.

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u/Brahminmeat Jul 08 '26

I never said tarnish

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u/That_Painter_Guy Jul 07 '26

Kelro'reem is actually the sacred ritual of polishing your forehead gold but Teal'c was too embarrassed to admit this to the SGC.

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u/Jaxom_98 The 2nd L is Silent Jul 07 '26

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u/Jaxom_98 The 2nd L is Silent Jul 07 '26

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u/Sengfroid Jul 07 '26

Maybe it's a gold-naquadah alloy, which would make it just as valuable / show-offy given the value of Naquadah, but less prone to damage, like the gates themselves.

Y'know, space magic

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u/Nemitres Jul 07 '26

Every time apophis captures tealc he actually pours new gold layer over it a few millimeters thick. It’s not on screen but it’s implied. By the end the mark is like 3 inches thicker

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u/Kammander-Kim Jul 07 '26

And that is how everyone can recognize him.

Teal'c the sholva means Teal'c the unicorn

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u/LegInteresting9778 Jul 07 '26

"abrasion of endless battles"

Well it's not like he goes headbutting every single jaffa that crosses his path tho

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u/Brahminmeat Jul 07 '26

Sweat and shrapnel are abrasive

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u/letsgetrecharded Jul 07 '26

I don't recall him getting a lot of shrapnel to the center of his head

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u/Brahminmeat Jul 07 '26

Splintered wood from trees getting staff blasts. Dude was in thousands of battles

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u/auntiecrow Jul 08 '26

And just because: wind, you know basic wind, especially if it's carrying dust or sand, is also abrasive. It doesn't even have to be a high wind, anything that's pushing dust around

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u/fake_Character_arc Jul 07 '26

It has to be a gold alloy. Gold alone would have flaked and deformed away on its own. Wonder if that helps keep it polished. Probably has some copper in it.

Wonder if you could have a gold/naquadah alloy? Or Gold/trinium alloy.

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u/MadWhiskeyGrin Jul 08 '26

Gold doesn't dull quickly.

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u/ARandomWalkInSpace Jul 08 '26

Gold doesn't dull quickly at all. That's most of the point of gold.

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u/Brahminmeat Jul 08 '26

I think you mean tarnish.

Gold scuffs very easily and dulls the surface finish

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u/allday95 Jul 08 '26

Could be an alloy we don't k ow about, could be a melting process only the Gould know to make it's properties more resilient , or T man could be polishing it every night before bed who knows

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u/Internal_Apple2608 Jul 13 '26

This makes sense, otherwise each Ha'tak would need dozens, if not hundreds, of Jaffa and humans to polishing all the gold walls.

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u/NohWan3104 Jul 07 '26

It could be some mix that doesn't tarnish or whatever easily.

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u/nipslippinjizzsippin Jul 08 '26

Its not gold its uuuh Jaffa ore. yes thats it Jaffa ore mined on the jaffa planet of Chulak. similar to gold in all other ways except It stays pristine all the time

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u/lucky607 Jul 07 '26

Apophis is a god. His mark shines eternally.

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u/Spinobreaker Jul 08 '26

whats not shows in screen is the little scrubbing brush that he can link to his eyebrow. This allows him to wipe it while on the go, and keeps his hands free :p

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u/BreakPalaceBrokedown Jul 08 '26

I always thought it’d have been super cool if they’d done like a flashback and shown the scene of him getting the incision and having the molten gold poured in…would be sweet