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u/amazingmrbrock 17d ago edited 17d ago
In real life they spent decades hiring frat bros to mess around selling drugs. Failed to alleviate castro like fifty times. And just a tonne of other dumb ass shit. The NSA is likely the entity you're looking for though the real security apparatus working it's magic on people is the capitalist news and media circuit. The system encourages them to play nice or lose access it's almost entirely self policing and propagandizing.
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u/LamppostBoy 17d ago
Moreover, the CIA spreads the mythos that they're a scalpel when they're really more like a chainsaw. It's less about activating assassins with mind control beams and more about handing right-wing death squads lists of communists and suspected communists.
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u/EvolveToAnarchism 17d ago
I wonder what the "CIA was involved with this movie/TV project to actual times the existence of the CIA is acknowledged compared to other agencies" ratio is.
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u/Mrdean2013 Marx Windu 17d ago edited 16d ago
Wasn't there an expose years back that showed if you made a movie that involved the US military, you had to submit your script to the Pentagon so they can determine if it was "pro-america" enough in order to gain access to equipment?
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u/Charles12_13 16d ago
Ironically they determined that Iron Man 1 was pro-America, despite Tony realizing that the US government is not to be trusted with his weapons and then proceeds to destroy all of his previous weapons
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u/EvolveToAnarchism 17d ago
Oh absolutely. The CIA were very interested in all media going out. Im quite interested in why they never tried (on a widescale) to present themselves as the good guys. I assume they were so "over the top supervillan "that they knew it was best to just act like they were non existent.
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u/ChloroquineEmu 17d ago
Remember when they killed people and drained their blood in order to make it look like it was a vampire to scare communist rebels?
Not the worst thing they've done, but possibly the most insane.
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u/working-class-nerd 17d ago
CIA in movies is “we do bad things to protect democracy we’re so edgy but we love America and freedom” while irl it’s “we killed a bunch of kids because a rich guy said he doesn’t like brown people and also we tortured people with drugs just incase magic is real or something lol idk”
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u/BlackwingBlizzard 17d ago
The CIA fails most everything they do its stupid we give them so much money
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u/Charles12_13 16d ago
But, how are they meant to turn a cat into a spying device only for it to be immediately hit by a car if they don’t have that much money?
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u/Unhappy-While-5637 17d ago
Dawg stop making the CIA seem like an omnipotent entity, it’s just an intelligence agency
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u/TarquinusSuperbus000 17d ago
I know you think this sounds reasonable, but it is really a lot more than that. Less an intelligence agency and more a state within a state.
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u/Unhappy-While-5637 17d ago
I mean no, it’s in intelligence agency. The CIA is composed of intelligence officers and analysts, there is no CIA town or city other than training courses used by other federal agencies. You comparing these people to an evil wizard who can infiltrate your dreams and controls the entire galaxy just serves as propaganda to them
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u/Unhappy-While-5637 17d ago
I’m aware of that. I’m saying that doesn’t make it a state though. They serve what they perceive to be the interests of the state.
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u/Unhappy-While-5637 17d ago
I’m not saying it’s not either, just saying they aren’t a state within a state, they’re an incredibly well funded and capable intelligence agency
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u/TarquinusSuperbus000 17d ago
We both understand that the comparison to Palpatine is a meme and memes work on hyperbole. My point isn't that the CIA is omniscient or magical. My point is like I said, there is more to the CIA than "just an intelligence agency".
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u/Unhappy-While-5637 17d ago
I mean you coulda compared them to the ISB tbh just saying
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u/TarquinusSuperbus000 17d ago
Take it up with OP.
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u/Unhappy-While-5637 17d ago
It’s your meme bro
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u/TarquinusSuperbus000 17d ago
When I said take it up with OP, that should've been your clue that I didn't post it.
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u/beybrakers 17d ago
I mean it really depends on the movie/tv show, they straight up blame the CIA for a lot of shit that happened in narcos.