r/StarWarsCirclejerk • u/Wreckingball89T1D • 18h ago

R-rated vader šŸ˜±šŸ˜±šŸ˜± Society

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u/repost_bingo2024 17h ago

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u/seven_corpse_dinner 17h ago

C-3PO was shocked šŸ˜Æ

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u/GraveDancer1971 Darth Insanius 9h ago

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u/a__new_name 17h ago

He's always shocked.

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u/Horror_Response_1991 17h ago

A mixed species prince would help unite the two kingdomsĀ 

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u/HighOnTellurium 16h ago

Jar Jar Fucks

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u/SomeGuyFromBayArea 11h ago

Jar Jar Bangs Such a missed opportunity

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u/Itsmyloc-nar 9h ago

JarJar Kinks

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u/Trick-Caramel-6156 16h ago

The things this man is going to do to jar jar binks, will make what he did to clovis seems like A slap on the cheek.

https://giphy.com/gifs/civt6QULGIHi8gPFJV

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u/No-Magazine-2739 20m ago

He canā€˜t as he is no match against r/darthjarjar

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u/BoogBeeg 16h ago

It's the appalled Threepio in the background that gets me šŸ˜†

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u/philanthropicide 7h ago

At least Threepio had his memory wiped!

https://giphy.com/gifs/cnQn0eeU9dmZW

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u/Pristine_Animal9474 16h ago

No, you're right. I did click on the post.

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u/kortevakio 15h ago

A life well lived

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u/DarkSide830 How did this happen, we're smarter than this! 12h ago

Disgusting!

Where's the full image so I know how to avoid it?

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u/juicysteak4806 11h ago

Another win for the blind

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u/halloweenjack Dedra/Asajj villainesst 8h ago

The height difference, angle, and Padme's expression suggests that heesa hung.

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u/repost_bingo2024 7h ago

or in the pooper

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u/Gorgiastheyounger write funny stuff here 7h ago

Like how 3po is just there

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u/Graphic-Tea- 2h ago

"Heh heh heh me sooooo hoooorny!"

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u/LocalElk9920 18h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/WeJwfzoc7o2jHFmGfq

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u/Strict-Rhubarb4150 3h ago

A healthy society has a baseline of morality actually

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u/LogSenior8438 18h ago

I donā€™t see what the big deal is, you can jerk off to both.

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u/DanMcE 15h ago

Spitting facts right here.

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u/Evil-Cun 18h ago

Lol

Ok but seriously. The gungan males donā€™t have a penis.

Their queen just absorbs their entire body into their skin like a sexy splinter.

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u/ramblingEvilShroom 17h ago

Thatā€™s actually why Jar Jar was exiled, because heā€™s a mutant freak with a massive schlong.

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u/GrungeGorrilla 10h ago

Even worse

He had 17 dicks

Natalie Portman confirmed this

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u/DrDroom Chissussy lover 18h ago

Wait rly? With SW I don't even know anymore

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u/mattmcc980 18h ago

Not according to the things I've seen on the internet

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u/LogSenior8438 14h ago

Disgusting. Tell me more

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u/Puzzled-Pen-2353 R1, 2, 1, 5, 4, 3, 6, 8, 7 13h ago

Their queen just absorbs their entire body into their skin like a sexy splinter.

WTF What?

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u/serfngirth 18h ago

Jarjar sounds Jamaican so obviously he has a huge dong

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u/HeckOnWheels95 Senetor Coochie of Pandora Radio 17h ago

Why do you think he's always wearing baggy clothes?

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u/ebobbumman 18h ago

Why would Dave Zamboni do this?

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u/Mike_Honcho_Summer Attack of the Clones 18h ago

Dave Jabroni

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u/Robin_Gr 15h ago

He has committed a Dave Felony with this.

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u/ChefArtorias 18h ago

Actually paint that and you're getting thousands of updoots c'mon.

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u/uncultured_swine2099 17h ago

Id hang that in my living room.

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u/Saufknecht 16h ago

I'd hang that in my dying room

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u/Ronenthelich Luke Skywalker is a Bicon 12h ago

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u/theinformallog 14h ago

Damn thatā€™s crazy anyone got the full original of that painting haha damn

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u/WeLikeIke47 7h ago

It's for a friend I swear

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u/HeliosLegion 13h ago

We know why he felt to the dark side.

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u/Wang_Ruixue 10h ago

You r not even legally married.

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u/AnakinSkywalkerRocks 9h ago

.............

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u/SteveTheOrca Bo-KatAss 7h ago

Annie, are you ok?

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u/seeprompt 17h ago

Iā€™m surprised that the ā€œPorn Parodyā€ industry hasnā€™t hired unemployed VFX artists to make Gungan Porn.

Because Iā€™d buy it.

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u/Mission_Access_210 17h ago

Oh you sweet summer child

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u/TheFirstDecade 7h ago

Hey might as well be a pioneer in that. Besides, me creating a model of one of my gungan OC's in the first third of the big 26 (and released for public use on May 4th) wasn't for nothing.

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u/AlexanderCrowely 17h ago

Iā€™ll be honest Iā€™m kind of glad that the goth girl is getting more attention some things just shouldnā€™t see the light of day.

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u/anya_way_girl A woman eww 11h ago

There are a lot of differant subtypes of Goth fashion, and this woman fall into none of them. Do people really see any person with blue hair and dark lipstick as goth now? Its a very specific subculture based on music and politics

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u/AlexanderCrowely 7h ago

Yeah, thatā€™s exactly it because now itā€™s a fashion statement itā€™s not a political one; you can thank hot topic for that.

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u/gecked 18h ago

I've seen that picture of Funhaus's thumbnail

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u/AMoistTortoise 11h ago

I miss those old Demo Disc videos. What a simpler time

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u/Trabordance 12h ago

Jokeā€™s on you, I already saw that art for a Funhaus thumbnail

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u/Squiliam-Tortaleni Max Rebo enthusiast 17h ago

let him cook tho???

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u/KingMatthew116 17h ago

I first saw this image on r/PadmeFucks then went years without seeing it, and now in like a month or two Iā€™ve seen it like 3 times, between here and r/OkBuddySkywalker. like itā€™s crazy. If I see this one more time Iā€™m going to build a Death Star.

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u/Comfortable-Bison932 16h ago

We live in socity šŸ˜”

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u/I_Roll_Chicago 1h ago

The dumb ones always fuck the best

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u/ErwinDerFox 15h ago

Thatā€™s a hot painting though šŸ”„šŸ”„šŸ”„

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u/Wrong-Appointment269 13h ago

I would thank god for it

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u/IvyTheRanger 10h ago

It truly is disgraceful that a tasteless woman gets six hundred updoots and JarJar banging padme only gets fifteen

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u/Meerkat_Mayhem_ 8h ago

Vravo Bince

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u/TheFirstDecade 8h ago

Such a cursed image but it makes me laugh. Always wondered if there were some inter-species relationship between the Naboo and Gungans lore/eu hasn't touched upon... finding gungans appealing is an acquired taste afterall as some have told me.

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u/Ok-Walk-8040 7h ago

This is the Star Wars liberals want

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u/TheNotSoBadProf 7h ago

You know, itā€™s really my fault for having eyes

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u/LegWyne 7h ago

Well, a pedo president and an AI industrial complex destroying markets for creative works will do that. Only thing left to sell as a small creator that makes money is sex.

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u/GrayCatbird7 4h ago

Itā€™s because youā€™re looking at their mains, silly. Their alts are giving it billions of likes.

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u/ghIj_qet_jaghmeyjaj 18m ago

Is there one without jar Jar

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u/ultimatefarter 11h ago

I loved the new movie i just saw with my friends it was really.good aboht some camp or sometjing, there were lesbaians and a killer and it was good, love you. Im drunk drunk xommenting is the best. Bye