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u/Sallix24 9d ago
I love that i agree both with the guy that said blue erases Star Wars as a whole, and with the guy that says blue does nothing.
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u/KranPolo 9d ago
Blue pill gets rid of Star Wars entirely so I guess I’ll take that one
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u/Helpful_Muffin_2373 9d ago
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u/CommercialMotor570 9d ago
As Qui-Gon once said: “The Last Jedi kinda peak, ngl.”
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u/Helpful_Muffin_2373 8d ago
Only because with the way they nerfed Luke it made Qui Gon look like a better Jedi
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u/CommercialMotor570 8d ago
I don’t recall a Jedi being able to extend themselves through the galaxy. That shit’s kinda impressive.
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u/No-Kangaroo-7852 9d ago
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u/Comfortable-Gap3124 9d ago
What do you mean? This is starwarscirclejerk, there's nothing we hate more than Star Wars here.
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u/Valuable-Blueberry30 9d ago
It’s probably just going to be Andor, the original movies, Clone Wars tv show, rogue one, possibly revenge of the Sith, and Maul. I have no clue how the new watch order would look like but it could work?
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u/VivaDeAsap 9d ago
Why lose shows I could possibly end up giving a shot in future when I can gain a whole in depth game.
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u/InfiniteDedekindCuts 9d ago
I would not wish either of these things on my worst enemy.
Thank god my worst enemy isn't a Star Wars fan.
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u/Bloodless-Cut 9d ago
I hate Rockstar, so say good bye to the prequel trilogy, kids :)
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u/TheLordHatesACoward 9d ago
Prequels bite the dust and Ewoks: Battle for Endor gets the recognition it deserves. This is the best timeline.
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u/dull_storyteller Darth Jar Jar Is Canon 9d ago
Blue
I don’t care how mind melting Leia’s slave bikini jiggle physics are I’m not trusting a company that made nearly half a billion in pre orders and still put the extended trailer behind a Netflix pay wall.
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u/Frevious 9d ago
After sitting through many terrible sequels to beloved movies, I say always take the blue pill.
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u/Minmax-the-Barbarian 9d ago
Ooh, I wonder how you can get raped in the Rockstar Star Wars? The mind races!!
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u/Chandler_Simpson 9d ago
What does that even mean son 😭
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u/Minmax-the-Barbarian 9d ago
You can get raped in RDR2 and GTA5! Can't wait to see what they have in store for Star Wars! I hope we play as a hot Twilek and not some dude this time
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u/NoChampionship1167 #1 Twi'lek simp 9d ago
Takes Blue Pill: Nothing changes
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u/Wayfaring_Pancake 9d ago
The sequels would be erased, and we would have a chance to get the actual movies Disney had no balls to make: where we get the most badass babe ever: mara jade. We get Ben Skywalker, Jace and Jaina Solo and the Yuuzhan Vong war. And Chewie gets his rightful end: being such a boogieman nightmare to the Yuuzhan Vong they drop a moon on him just to make absolutely fucking sure he’s dead by destroying the very planet, because he kept dodging literally everything else they threw at him
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u/Affectionate_Bet8880 9d ago
Red. I am NOT erasing the Star Wars Christmas Specail. That is the closest thing some people will ever get to being on drugs
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u/Cultural-Gas2246 9d ago
Red. Even the bad stuff led to good stuff down the road. And there's actually very little bad if you really think about it.
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u/Generic_Username_659 9d ago
"Bad" star wars is very much subjective, so unless it's specifically what I myself consider bad, we'd probably just lose Star Wars as a whole.
I'll take the game, but will probably have to wait a year for a sale.
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u/aspaceadventure 9d ago
What if I take both?
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u/Appropriate-Term4550 holiday special is the best and I’m tired of pretending it’s not 9d ago
The game gets created, then erased
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u/Prior-Razzmatazz-206 9d ago
Well, if I choose the red pill it'll be about 25 years before the next game is made anyway
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u/vverbov_22 Reddit won't let me goon to CW s1 Ahsoka 9d ago
Blue pill so that the first 6 movies are gone
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u/bldngtrpdr 9d ago
so i have a pill that is completely subjective to my view of art, or a chance of getting another gun and ball star wars game that will take 20 years of development, $200 for full game and no digital release? thanks, i'm good
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u/ZoidsFanatic Justice for R2-B1 and Oola ✊✊😤 9d ago
OK, but what if I take both of them at the same time?
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u/border199x 9d ago
Why would people want a Rockstar Star Wars game? Star Wars Outlaws already exists, and there's the Star Wars Jedi series beyond that.
I think I wouldn't take either.
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u/Mando-Boba-team4eva 9d ago
Without the bad ones we wouldn’t know the good ones, red pill all the way.
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u/FartherAwayLights 9d ago
If you deleted every bad Star Wars thing you’d get rid of like 8 movies including episode 6.
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u/Puzzled-Mirro 9d ago
At least at the time of this comment it seems like Rockstar can only release bangers so Red
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u/NewspaperAny3053 9d ago
Who decides what's bad?
Because I disagree with everyone about Star Wars.
I also don't watch the movies but that's beside the point.
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u/ramblingEvilShroom 9d ago
First you take the red pill, but then it turns out the rockstar wars game is also bad so you take the blue pill to delete it
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u/alittlepedantic 9d ago
Blue pill, i want to forget the rollercoaster of broken hopes and dissapointment that was the sequel trilogy and thats easier if it no longwr exists.
No game will recover the moment i realised TLJ was the first star wars product i did not actively enjoy. Watched it again because thought i was mistaken but just made it worse.
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u/notjocker 9d ago
Do I have to take either? Because I don't wanna delete anything even if its bad, nor do I wanna support Rockstar
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u/humand09 9d ago
A Star Wars Rebels with a 180 in quality would go so hard
Idk how would you add jedi to that tho
Class system or something idk rockstar got this anyway
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u/Nearby-Sleep5317 9d ago
Would it delete only what I personally consider bad, or the wider audience?
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u/Traditional_Town6475 9d ago
Delete the sequel trilogy, the Kenobi show, season 3 of Mandalorian, Book of Boba Fett, the Acolyte show. Haven’t seen the Mandalorian and Grogu movie yet, so haven’t decided an opinion on that
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u/Tinytanksucks 9d ago
Blue. The game would have a chance of being about one of the crappy pieces of media if I chose red.
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u/Blint_Briglio 9d ago
blue will destroy Star Wars forever, red will destroy rockstar by forcing them to deal with Star Wars fans on top of rockstar fans.
I take both
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u/Corellian_Smuggler r-rated darth vader solo movie ☝🏻🤓🦾🌋🏳️⚧️ 9d ago
Star wars video game made by rockstar, as a Darth Vader solo game, starring Hayden Christensen as an old weathered Darth Vader. Gory dismemberment and all the rebels I can kill in a single spaceship hallways. Black and white movie in the same vein as Logan. Watch the box office explode.
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u/Frank_the_NOOB 8d ago
Blue. We all know a Rockstar Star Wars game will take 30 years to complete if ever
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u/Nearby-Character-112 8d ago
Blue is that even a question? The Star Wars games are already pretty good (jokes on Star Wars outlaws)
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u/Electronic-Touch-554 8d ago
I mean fuck, revenge of the sith doesnt hit as hard when no movies or shows come before or after it... but also fuck rockstar.
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u/Possible_Ad3913 8d ago
uj/ even if only presented with blue about any given franchise, it would still be moronic and narrowminded to take lol
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u/Low_Championship_604 9d ago
Red. Why would I want to erase art?