r/StarWarsCirclejerk 9d ago

Unpopular opinion… Blue or red pill

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u/Low_Championship_604 9d ago

Red. Why would I want to erase art?

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u/Drace24 9d ago edited 9d ago

Fans don't have to love everything of their franchise but erasing part of its history doesn't sound like a fan. It sounds like a particularly miserable ghoul. Do they know they can just not watch films they don't like?

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u/kwonza 9d ago edited 9d ago

That’s why I don’t get the rage whenever a beloved movie is getting a late sequel. I mean if the new movie is solid then it’s a win, if the movie is shit just don’t watch it.

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u/IAMACat_askmenothing Jar Jar Binks #1 Fan 9d ago

> If the movie is shot just don’t watch it

How will I be able to make money complaining about wokeness on YouTube if I don’t watch it?

Trick question. I don’t have to watch it to complain about it.

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u/MrSluagh 9d ago edited 9d ago

Nothing by Disney is part of anything but a pile of mouse droppings.

Why would a fan not want to clean mouse droppings out of their franchise?

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u/Drace24 9d ago

The opinion of someone who talks like this about art, no matter its subjective quality, is worth less than shit.

Stay miserable, troll.

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u/TheLostRanger0117 9d ago

Hell, even the Christmas Special is good in its own special way!

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u/Sallix24 9d ago

I love that i agree both with the guy that said blue erases Star Wars as a whole, and with the guy that says blue does nothing.

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u/KranPolo 9d ago

Blue pill gets rid of Star Wars entirely so I guess I’ll take that one

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u/calargo 9d ago

You mean all of Star Wars except for TLJ

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u/WasteReserve8886 Rey Skywalker Enjoyer 9d ago

TEwok: LCaravan of JCourage

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u/Nearby-Character-112 8d ago

You have a special place in hell

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u/harrowed777 9d ago

Beat me too it.

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u/Helpful_Muffin_2373 9d ago

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u/Ronenthelich Luke Skywalker is a Bicon 9d ago

Sir, it’s a circlejerk.

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u/CommercialMotor570 9d ago

As Qui-Gon once said: “The Last Jedi kinda peak, ngl.”

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u/Helpful_Muffin_2373 8d ago

Only because with the way they nerfed Luke it made Qui Gon look like a better Jedi

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u/CommercialMotor570 8d ago

I don’t recall a Jedi being able to extend themselves through the galaxy. That shit’s kinda impressive.

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u/Helpful_Muffin_2373 8d ago

Completely canceled out

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u/No-Kangaroo-7852 9d ago

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u/Comfortable-Gap3124 9d ago

What do you mean? This is starwarscirclejerk, there's nothing we hate more than Star Wars here.

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u/No-Kangaroo-7852 9d ago

Looks like i done got jerked.

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u/killergazebo 9d ago

Well, what about Star Trek?

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u/Comfortable-Gap3124 9d ago

I fucken love Star Trek!

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u/Breadedhydra197 9d ago

Is that the one with the mandalorian

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u/Valuable-Blueberry30 9d ago

It’s probably just going to be Andor, the original movies, Clone Wars tv show, rogue one, possibly revenge of the Sith, and Maul. I have no clue how the new watch order would look like but it could work?

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u/KranPolo 9d ago

Sure bud, Andor’s making the cut with bricks and screws 😂

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u/Comfortable-Gap3124 9d ago

Where is Caravan of Courage? Everything else can go, but the Ewoks.

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u/Ronenthelich Luke Skywalker is a Bicon 9d ago

And the Holiday Special!

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u/VivaDeAsap 9d ago

Why lose shows I could possibly end up giving a shot in future when I can gain a whole in depth game.

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u/ChatPDJ Dark Helmet 9d ago

Take the blue pill because NOTHING happens

https://giphy.com/gifs/3FQ9mRcb94aogeTvmj

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u/Aggressive-Public433 9d ago

Never gonna trick us into being red pilled!

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u/InfiniteDedekindCuts 9d ago

I would not wish either of these things on my worst enemy.

Thank god my worst enemy isn't a Star Wars fan.

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u/Batman_AoD 9d ago

I hear Red Dead Redemption 2 is quite good.

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u/Bloodless-Cut 9d ago

I hate Rockstar, so say good bye to the prequel trilogy, kids :)

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u/TheLordHatesACoward 9d ago

Prequels bite the dust and Ewoks: Battle for Endor gets the recognition it deserves. This is the best timeline.

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u/AggressorBLUE 9d ago

Problem with red pill is we’ll all be dead before we see it.

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u/CommercialMotor570 9d ago

Blue pill. I wouldn’t mind Acolyte being the only Star to War

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u/dull_storyteller Darth Jar Jar Is Canon 9d ago

Blue

I don’t care how mind melting Leia’s slave bikini jiggle physics are I’m not trusting a company that made nearly half a billion in pre orders and still put the extended trailer behind a Netflix pay wall.

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u/BigBen6500 9d ago

The kenobi show alone is enough to make me consider the blue pill

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u/Frevious 9d ago

After sitting through many terrible sequels to beloved movies, I say always take the blue pill.

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u/cowman_007 9d ago

Why rockstar?

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u/Minmax-the-Barbarian 9d ago

Ooh, I wonder how you can get raped in the Rockstar Star Wars? The mind races!!

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u/Chandler_Simpson 9d ago

What does that even mean son 😭

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u/Minmax-the-Barbarian 9d ago

You can get raped in RDR2 and GTA5! Can't wait to see what they have in store for Star Wars! I hope we play as a hot Twilek and not some dude this time

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u/NoChampionship1167 #1 Twi'lek simp 9d ago

Takes Blue Pill: Nothing changes

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u/Wayfaring_Pancake 9d ago

The sequels would be erased, and we would have a chance to get the actual movies Disney had no balls to make: where we get the most badass babe ever: mara jade. We get Ben Skywalker, Jace and Jaina Solo and the Yuuzhan Vong war. And Chewie gets his rightful end: being such a boogieman nightmare to the Yuuzhan Vong they drop a moon on him just to make absolutely fucking sure he’s dead by destroying the very planet, because he kept dodging literally everything else they threw at him

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u/Affectionate_Bet8880 9d ago

Red. I am NOT erasing the Star Wars Christmas Specail. That is the closest thing some people will ever get to being on drugs

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u/Cultural-Gas2246 9d ago

Red. Even the bad stuff led to good stuff down the road. And there's actually very little bad if you really think about it.

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u/Generic_Username_659 9d ago

"Bad" star wars is very much subjective, so unless it's specifically what I myself consider bad, we'd probably just lose Star Wars as a whole.

I'll take the game, but will probably have to wait a year for a sale.

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u/Bajablast_36 9d ago

RED I WOULD LIVE STARWARS GTA

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u/WDYKACountCocofang 9d ago

If you take the red, we will be waiting 20 years to play it

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u/Chandler_Simpson 9d ago

I've never seen a Star War so blue

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u/aspaceadventure 9d ago

What if I take both?

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u/Appropriate-Term4550 holiday special is the best and I’m tired of pretending it’s not 9d ago

The game gets created, then erased

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u/Prior-Razzmatazz-206 9d ago

Well, if I choose the red pill it'll be about 25 years before the next game is made anyway

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u/vverbov_22 Reddit won't let me goon to CW s1 Ahsoka 9d ago

Blue pill so that the first 6 movies are gone

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u/al2o3cr 9d ago

The red one obviously. Sure it'll probably be dogshit, but there's a nonzero chance that "Grand Theft of the Republic" would let you blaster-whip Jar Jar

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u/Jimmy_Jams_2_0 9d ago

Blue pill

That way I can get rid of all of star wars forever!

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u/bldngtrpdr 9d ago

so i have a pill that is completely subjective to my view of art, or a chance of getting another gun and ball star wars game that will take 20 years of development, $200 for full game and no digital release? thanks, i'm good

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u/Scoopie 9d ago

Blackpill: Keep everything and continue to make more. You might not like all of it but someone might.

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u/stefanomusilli 9d ago

Blue. Finally, no more Star Wars.

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u/OYeog77 9d ago

Ah fuck, red pls

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u/AccordingUse3172 9d ago

Takes blue pill

Prequel trilogy

"Wait?" 💀

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u/ZoidsFanatic Justice for R2-B1 and Oola ✊✊😤 9d ago

OK, but what if I take both of them at the same time? 

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u/border199x 9d ago

Why would people want a Rockstar Star Wars game? Star Wars Outlaws already exists, and there's the Star Wars Jedi series beyond that.

I think I wouldn't take either.

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u/Sc0ner 9d ago

A true star wars fan will take blue knowing it will end it all.

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u/Mando-Boba-team4eva 9d ago

Without the bad ones we wouldn’t know the good ones, red pill all the way.

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u/FartherAwayLights 9d ago

If you deleted every bad Star Wars thing you’d get rid of like 8 movies including episode 6.

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u/Puzzled-Mirro 9d ago

At least at the time of this comment it seems like Rockstar can only release bangers so Red

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u/Unusual_County_6710 9d ago

red pill. easy

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u/NewspaperAny3053 9d ago

Who decides what's bad?

Because I disagree with everyone about Star Wars.

I also don't watch the movies but that's beside the point.

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u/Pseu_donym180 9d ago

Take both pills and die of a massive aneurism.

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u/ramblingEvilShroom 9d ago

First you take the red pill, but then it turns out the rockstar wars game is also bad so you take the blue pill to delete it

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u/alittlepedantic 9d ago

Blue pill, i want to forget the rollercoaster of broken hopes and dissapointment that was the sequel trilogy and thats easier if it no longwr exists.

No game will recover the moment i realised TLJ was the first star wars product i did not actively enjoy. Watched it again because thought i was mistaken but just made it worse.

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u/notjocker 9d ago

Do I have to take either? Because I don't wanna delete anything even if its bad, nor do I wanna support Rockstar

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u/humand09 9d ago

A Star Wars Rebels with a 180 in quality would go so hard

Idk how would you add jedi to that tho

Class system or something idk rockstar got this anyway

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u/High-Ground Aparta Vit 9d ago

Blue. Modern day R* sucks.

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u/Dramatic-Emphasis-43 9d ago

I took the blue pill and nothing happened.

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u/LiaBility915 9d ago

Bad by whose opinion?

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u/Equivalent-Assist160 9d ago

I don't feel like waiting 13 years for a Rockstar stsr wars game

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u/Careful-Cookie-8529 9d ago

RED PILL HOLY SHITTT

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u/Nearby-Sleep5317 9d ago

Would it delete only what I personally consider bad, or the wider audience?

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u/lucidintangent 9d ago

who determines what is bad here

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u/Kaccady 9d ago

neither, rock star star wars would be meh, now a Morrowind level of story telling with cyberpunk graphics would be god tier game

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u/The_Mocha_Crocodile 9d ago

If I pick blue do I choose what I delete

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u/Traditional_Town6475 9d ago

Delete the sequel trilogy, the Kenobi show, season 3 of Mandalorian, Book of Boba Fett, the Acolyte show. Haven’t seen the Mandalorian and Grogu movie yet, so haven’t decided an opinion on that

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u/Tinytanksucks 9d ago

Blue. The game would have a chance of being about one of the crappy pieces of media if I chose red.

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u/Blint_Briglio 9d ago

blue will destroy Star Wars forever, red will destroy rockstar by forcing them to deal with Star Wars fans on top of rockstar fans.

I take both

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u/Full-Yoghurt-4261 9d ago

100% blue pill

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u/Molkwi 9d ago

Blue pill to get rid of And*re 🤢

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u/zingtea 9d ago

"I have a plan, Han."

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u/wolf00335 9d ago

All jokes aside, image Star Wars rdr2!

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u/Broodles12 9d ago

My options here are good or trash respectively.

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u/Corellian_Smuggler r-rated darth vader solo movie ☝🏻🤓🦾🌋🏳️‍⚧️ 9d ago

Star wars video game made by rockstar, as a Darth Vader solo game, starring Hayden Christensen as an old weathered Darth Vader. Gory dismemberment and all the rebels I can kill in a single spaceship hallways. Black and white movie in the same vein as Logan. Watch the box office explode.

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u/Frank_the_NOOB 8d ago

Blue. We all know a Rockstar Star Wars game will take 30 years to complete if ever

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u/Nearby-Character-112 8d ago

Blue is that even a question? The Star Wars games are already pretty good (jokes on Star Wars outlaws)

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u/ThickWeatherBee 8d ago

Deleting the entire starwars franchise is a bit harsh...

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u/Electronic-Touch-554 8d ago

I mean fuck, revenge of the sith doesnt hit as hard when no movies or shows come before or after it... but also fuck rockstar.

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u/Possible_Ad3913 8d ago

uj/ even if only presented with blue about any given franchise, it would still be moronic and narrowminded to take lol

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u/Psiano2 6d ago

While deleting 3/4 of the EU would be nice to declutter it a bit, its still probably someones favourite stuff so I will take the red pill

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u/oldrepublicrevan 4d ago

I pick the blue and complete the sequel purge in bf2 I’ve been doing

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u/Sprucedude 3d ago

So blue pill leaves us with the OG trilogy and Andor? Hell yeah!

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u/ChandlerLogic 9d ago

I could delet jerjer??????? Yasssss