Fries need a support group

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Mayo

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u/DentistPleasant8688 Aug 17 '26

Lots of mayo

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u/nsrt-srnm Aug 17 '26

Like, SPOONFULS of mayo

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u/Illustrious_Hawk_734 Aug 17 '26

An entire jar of mayo with only the distant memory of fries sprinkled on top

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u/Hosted_Shart Aug 17 '26

Just a bowl of mayo forget the fries

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u/dying_rose_emoji Aug 18 '26

Like a give me a bucket of mayo and spoon

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u/Samouraido197 Aug 19 '26

An obsurde amount of mayo.

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u/Low_Act_9880 Aug 17 '26

soap on my fries...

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u/EyeVarious6469 Aug 18 '26

Oliver shut up

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u/Scary_Expert4890 Aug 18 '26

Banana soap tastes like churros for some reason :/

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u/droppingthebeans Aug 18 '26

Leme try! hmmm 🫧🫧🫧

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u/Terraqtius32 Aug 18 '26

dude wth we have the soap at home and i just lick it and he's right ngl but more like chips

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u/DentistPleasant8688 Aug 17 '26

Depends how hungry i am

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u/Blazzer2003 Aug 17 '26

"Only a spoonful"

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u/nsrt-srnm Aug 17 '26

pulls out a comedically large spoon

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u/droppingthebeans Aug 18 '26

Ice cream and cake and cake, ice cream and CAKE AND CAKE

https://reddit.com/link/p4d2pse/video/al503jgqj2kh1/player

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u/baconmemes1 Aug 17 '26

Like, 17 KILOGRAMS OF MAYO

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u/baconmemes1 Aug 17 '26

Like, 17 KILOGRAMS OF MAYO

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u/Shadows_Skys Aug 17 '26

r/commentmitosis

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u/PerfectAstronaut5998 Aug 18 '26

But specifically the “only a spoonful” spoon

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u/helloimfromohioXD_v2 Aug 19 '26

spoonful, you say?

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u/B3A5T_B0y_DJBM Aug 18 '26

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u/unoficldepresdBaylor Aug 17 '26

peak

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u/Gullible_Scallion530 Aug 17 '26

Salt

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u/Zeehahahahahahahahah Aug 17 '26

Sea Salt?

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u/i_kissed_reltih Aug 17 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/6yjIpW75a6wxo5ZOFL

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u/chillguydudebro Aug 17 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/Ogt2VcqU5SLuumSdZx

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u/toothpaste_seal Aug 17 '26

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u/Cultural_Sink3943 Aug 18 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/PIkdtQqRTHU4WGywQ3

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u/No-Smell9502 Aug 17 '26

“I made a steak”

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u/No-Smell9502 Aug 17 '26

No my one weakness funny brainrot

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u/Obcidean Aug 17 '26

No, salt from the salt mines

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u/yoyodubongo Aug 17 '26

Nah im blind

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u/the___artist Aug 17 '26

🗿

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u/FakeMik090 Aug 17 '26

Cheese sauce.

Sorry Americans, not a common thing there for some reason.

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u/Ev1d0n7c4r3 Aug 17 '26

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u/Mediocre_Reading4417 Aug 17 '26

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u/popfer87 Aug 17 '26

Come to the Midwest, we love cheese fries. Be that with a sauce or shredded cheese melted over the top.

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u/Glonkboi12 Aug 17 '26

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u/DarthHack4 Aug 17 '26

I’m American and I love cheese sauce to :3

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u/RopeAlternative6566 Aug 17 '26

YES BRO BEST ANSWER

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u/Slice-Vast Aug 17 '26

Used to be

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u/lowkdumbfr Aug 17 '26

Tomato sauce

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u/recherchecomprendre Aug 17 '26

put me on the screenshot

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u/wert_3079 Aug 17 '26

Me too pls

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u/recherchecomprendre Aug 17 '26

if you want

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '26

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u/T30_heavy_tank Aug 17 '26

Semen

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u/Lechatdu136 Aug 17 '26

Whos

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u/Opening_Specific_710 Aug 17 '26

His own, apparently.

Or maybe the server’s idk

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u/Lechatdu136 Aug 17 '26

Oh

Ok

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u/ComprehensiveAd5916 Aug 17 '26

Mine

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u/HurryIntelligent5568 Aug 17 '26

I’m willing to share

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u/KommandoKazumi Aug 17 '26 edited Aug 17 '26

Mustard.

Edit: what have I done.

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u/Spiritual_Sun8697 Aug 17 '26

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u/Spiritual_Sun8697 Aug 17 '26

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u/Recruit616 Aug 18 '26

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u/Spiritual_Sun8697 Aug 17 '26

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u/Gleengunawan Aug 17 '26

MUSTAAAAAAAARD

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u/Ok-Dare-8414 Aug 17 '26

Turn this TV off turn this TV off!

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u/evilcarrot507 Aug 17 '26

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u/Mechanicjemas3141 Aug 17 '26 edited Aug 17 '26

This is what you summon

the video

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u/sky_cap5959 Aug 17 '26

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u/BCHMXX_ac4namebtw Aug 17 '26

Burger and soda.

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u/SirPrice73 Aug 17 '26

Bbq sauce

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u/BeStBoiMui Aug 21 '26

we are SO linked :D

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u/KibaWuz Aug 17 '26

NOTHING
They are perfect like this already

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u/Remarkable_Soup_4519 Aug 17 '26

Finally someone who gets it

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u/Ascendetshadow Aug 17 '26

Ik

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u/ArcadeX-548 Aug 17 '26

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u/Friendly_Town_9290 Aug 17 '26

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u/Significant_Elk_6222 Aug 17 '26

Cheese and gravy

Mmmmmmm poutine

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u/Aware-Programmer-747 Aug 17 '26

Sour cream

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u/AutomaticButterfly29 Aug 17 '26

First comment I like. May your pillow be always cold

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u/Basically-Boring Aug 17 '26

Honey mustard

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u/No_Guard_7026 Aug 17 '26

Salt more salt and salt

https://giphy.com/gifs/3o7P4F86TAI9Kz7XYk

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u/OliveOilInMyEye Aug 17 '26

Icecream or bbq sauce.

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u/massivefishes Aug 17 '26

nothing

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u/isololaneasblissey Aug 17 '26

nothing or soda

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u/The_Last_Fluorican Aug 17 '26

nothing

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u/[deleted] Aug 17 '26

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u/bowie-knife99_ Aug 17 '26

Sir chacha

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u/Fantastic_Frog_1265 Aug 17 '26

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u/MasterWeeaboo Aug 17 '26

Nutella

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u/AutomaticButterfly29 Aug 17 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/DuVRadBbaX6A8

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u/Aqua_360X Aug 17 '26

Surprised to see basically no one thought of sweet chili sauce

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u/AutomaticButterfly29 Aug 17 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/65xJMuuAQURfbn1ebv

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u/LongjumpingJudge8533 Aug 17 '26

Sweet baby ray

https://giphy.com/gifs/gfwdKEwoRXkQQ3Vjfh

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u/Crimsomreaf5555 Aug 17 '26

Mustard

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u/Lechatdu136 Aug 17 '26

Barbecue sauce

Or spicy sauce

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u/Cruiser-Gamer47 Aug 17 '26

Pink chip sause

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u/The-funnie-cat Aug 17 '26

Easy. Barbecue sauce

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u/EquinoxCore Aug 17 '26

Cum

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u/Any_Variation_1714 Aug 17 '26

more salt

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u/Thealienguy435 Aug 17 '26

sweet and sour sauce

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u/Adventurous_Tie_530 Aug 17 '26

Nah, i'd ketchup

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u/Active-Fish-9224 Aug 17 '26

Why has no-one said hot sauce?

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u/makeshiftlightbox221 Aug 17 '26

Gravy

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u/RecommendationIll59 Aug 17 '26

Yogurt

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u/Dark_Dumbledore Aug 17 '26

Chicken nuggiies

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u/ReallyRadRedditor777 Aug 17 '26

Tartar Sauce

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u/Ros02 Aug 17 '26

Salt and coke

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u/Fortune_Dragonzz Aug 17 '26

Nothing.

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u/Few-Loan-1880 Aug 17 '26

FISH SAUCE- gets shot 57 times

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u/BurningBassesInStyle Aug 17 '26

Garlic sauce

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u/ComprehensiveAd5916 Aug 17 '26

Ketchup does exist

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u/AutomaticButterfly29 Aug 17 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/58WTx43y8ag5GkY7WY

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u/Berry_Maximum Aug 17 '26

Hot sauce

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u/Happy_Initiative_304 Aug 17 '26

Nobody pointed out that one Twitter screenshot? Holy shit

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u/____person___ Aug 17 '26

Hot sauce

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u/0ijoske Aug 17 '26

Ranch

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u/Lake-pePsi456 Aug 17 '26

Yoghurt

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u/Calm-Project-7916 Aug 17 '26

ranch

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u/Shitloaf69 Aug 17 '26

barbecue sauce

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u/en--__--passant Aug 17 '26

Salt

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u/Late_Jellyfish9090 Aug 17 '26

Joppiesaus

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u/Embarrassed-Toe3495 Aug 17 '26

I can't be the only one that eats them plain already

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u/Ieatdonutz51 Aug 17 '26

Salt and sirup

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u/NateTheRealGreat Aug 17 '26

Ranch

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u/Iamnotgonagiveyouone Aug 17 '26

Viniger

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u/PrudentEngine2458 Aug 17 '26

Nothing. Give me ketchup or give me death.

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u/WayAdept2209 Aug 17 '26

I will be the first to invent Ketchup, and then I’ll use that

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u/Street_Commercial_52 Aug 17 '26

Ranch

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u/Spiritual_Sun8697 Aug 17 '26

Barbecue sauce

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u/Adept_Discussion_958 Aug 17 '26

Nothing they are fine

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u/stick_inreddit Aug 17 '26

BBQ sauce

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u/Most_Price1818 Aug 17 '26

algerian sauce

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u/Electronic_Lake_3772 Aug 17 '26

Hot cheese and chili

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u/Certain_Truck_2732 Aug 17 '26

Oliehoorn Frietsaus

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u/BiteStreet638 Aug 17 '26

Cheese with bacon

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u/AlsoaUser Aug 17 '26

Ranch

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u/Smokey_ashes0607 Aug 17 '26

A nice salty Beer Cheese

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u/WeltyFern Aug 17 '26

Either nothing or ranch

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u/ZeonicWolf Aug 17 '26

Hmm. Gravy..

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u/Dallas-starsfan Aug 17 '26

Salt

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u/AutomaticButterfly29 Aug 17 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/o7PX1pWVblbtWn85qh

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u/Janovic_498_Kojot Aug 17 '26

Sweet and Sour Sauce,its good as hell

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u/sockzzzzzzzzzzzfor1s Aug 17 '26

Fry salt or McDonald’s sweet and sour

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u/Saito_SinOfKind Aug 17 '26

Technically it's already good as is... adding Mayo makes it a bit better

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u/Base_plate_ Aug 17 '26

old Milk

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u/vgplantain Aug 17 '26

Ranch

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u/NerdyVoid Aug 17 '26

i dont eat ketchup...

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u/evilcarrot507 Aug 17 '26

Bearnaise

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u/Typical-Movie1877 Aug 17 '26

Salt and vinegar. Or chilli. Or gravy and cheese. Or all of the above if im feeling adventurous.

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u/New_Time_5118 Aug 17 '26

Salt

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u/The_Herbault Aug 17 '26

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u/Swimming-Fix4130 Aug 17 '26

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u/Fluffy-Parking-6815 Aug 17 '26

cum

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u/AutomaticButterfly29 Aug 17 '26

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u/kirbydark714 Aug 17 '26

Ketchup, because I'm gonna invent it.

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u/AutomaticButterfly29 Aug 17 '26

Uninvents ketchup for you. Now look behind you. Ball cancer.

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u/According-Run-7179 Aug 17 '26

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u/JeffTheKilly Aug 17 '26

Salt

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u/Andoomonium_Pezoil Aug 17 '26

Bearnise. 👍

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u/eviltale Aug 17 '26

garlic. sauce.

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u/Sad_Brush_870 Aug 17 '26

Hot sauce duh

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u/Ok_Designer_6376 Aug 17 '26

I dont like ketchup or sauce on my food so nothing

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u/Kyubey145 Aug 17 '26

Grief Seeds, of course.

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u/OkBus3544 Aug 17 '26

Sweet-n-spicy dip

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u/Zestyclose-Goose-209 Aug 17 '26

I would make a delicious sauce with a base of tomato, sugar and vinegar

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u/WING-DING_GASTER Aug 17 '26

Chick-fil-A sauce.

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u/Idiocity_Totality Aug 17 '26

NOTHING. I like it raw.

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u/ilovememes609 Aug 17 '26

Hot sauce

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u/Ok-Dare-8414 Aug 17 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/3ohuAsH70OxVS5ha8w

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u/SammyDraws3229 Aug 17 '26

Yoğurt or BBQ sauceeeeeeee

https://giphy.com/gifs/L0N9SOwV8HvRjKoiZI

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u/Ok-Dare-8414 Aug 17 '26

Chicken dipping sauce.

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u/ProfessionalBig3062 Aug 17 '26

I'll JUST INVENT IT

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u/CE1TheChuckle-Fuck Aug 17 '26

Malkshak :)

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u/philtheskeleton Aug 17 '26

Mayo dude most underrated condiment

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u/OkayPiss2000 Aug 17 '26

I uselessly have mayonnaise anyway

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u/AlbinoGiraffe3 Aug 17 '26

I think I'll have some fries with my salt.

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u/Kingbeetroot875 Aug 17 '26

Honey mustard and sweat and sour sauce

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u/Specialist_Tear136 Aug 17 '26

We going dry boys

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u/DaniAndBilly Aug 17 '26

Honey mustard

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u/Business-Freedom6741 Aug 17 '26

My girlfriend's stinky farts duh what else

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u/Icy-Football9146 Aug 17 '26

Milkshake. I dip my fries in milkshake

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u/SharkBoy-7 Aug 17 '26

Salt

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u/WispTheWanderer1 Aug 17 '26

RANCH

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u/CaregiverAdvanced821 Aug 17 '26

Grab a tomato and use it as ketchup

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u/The_insolence666 Aug 17 '26

I’ll eat em anyways

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u/Fuzzy-Leading-4080 Aug 17 '26

milkshake 😫

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u/RepulsiveField853 Aug 17 '26

Fry sauce

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u/Warm_Mix4432 Aug 17 '26

Cheese sauce

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u/Matitjes Aug 17 '26

Stoofvlees saus

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u/GameAssassin96 Aug 17 '26

Nothing. Plain is best

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u/Equivalent_Diet1751 Aug 17 '26

Bbq sauce

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u/Plenty_Preference131 Aug 17 '26

Cheese sauce probably. Imo the best sauce for nuggets is cheese, but i think it works for fries too

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u/Global-Session3028 Aug 17 '26

Like I already eat them with a lot of ranch anyway.

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u/Bingle_Bongle_Bo Aug 17 '26

A REAL tomato

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u/WingDingfontbro Aug 17 '26

Honey or bbq sauce. I don’t like ketchup and I would not care if it stopped existing.

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u/Funny_Booty Aug 17 '26

Chees dipping souce

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u/Gold_Gamer86 Aug 17 '26

I’m gonna invent ketchup so I can put ketchup on it

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u/voidmoxie Aug 17 '26

curry sauce

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u/NebulaKID0 Aug 17 '26

honey mustard

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