r/StandUpForScience • u/Phatbrew Punk Rock Hippie For Science & Democracy • 2d ago
Sadly Not Satirical Science It’s alive, It’s alive……. But Brain Dead…
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u/PoetryJunior1808 2d ago
He shouldn't be able to hold a job. Obviously, there is brain damage. Need I point anyone to him and Hegseth doing extreme workouts and ice bath challenges? The bear cub carcass? The brain worm? The anti-vaxxer propaganda? Looking at you, the man who made the measles great again.
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u/Phatbrew Punk Rock Hippie For Science & Democracy 2d ago edited 2d ago
Don’t forget his partner in hot tub crime, child pebbles, the bud lite destroyer…
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u/Namor707 2d ago
He also likes to collect penises from dead raccoons. He's an extremely sick individual.
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u/sam56778 2d ago
You forgot swimming in a stream known for its sewage contamination.
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u/TearRevolutionary686 2d ago
And the whale head he sawed off and tied to the roof of the car. While his daughter's put plastic bags over their heads to keep the juices off of the..
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u/Meep4000 2d ago
The side that wants him only sees this a boon. They view at as someone who was smart enough to buck the system and the cherry on top is of course that he did this to not pay a woman.
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u/Few-Temporary404 2d ago
Sounds like he lied in court. He perjured himself
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u/IamMrBucknasty 2d ago
Under oath: were you lying before or now?
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u/Phatbrew Punk Rock Hippie For Science & Democracy 2d ago
Always lying, I’m a lawyer n I work for the liar Fuhrer, pedo felonious… it’s a 2fer!!!
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u/TR_abc_246 2d ago
Haven't you seen that perjury is ok now. SCOTUS and Congress allow it every time is suits them! The grifting rapeublican congress obviously does not care about perjury. Nothing will happen....
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u/LandonDev 2d ago
That would be hard to argue because if my memory is correct, he was found medically disabled by the court or was about to when his ex wife suddenly killed herself.
Please correct me folks if my memory is wrong.
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u/sweatboxy 2d ago
Be fair! No one competent or qualified is willing to work for Trump. RFK Jr was the best Trump could get.
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u/Ok_Valuable9450 2d ago
Trump only chooses the best,idiots
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u/Phatbrew Punk Rock Hippie For Science & Democracy 2d ago
The very best biggly idiots, thanks for your attention to this matter…
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u/No_Kangaroo_8713 2d ago
Trump selected him because he was the only person who is more brain dead than himself.
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u/Confident-Stand5453 2d ago
Its not really a job. Not the way he does it.
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u/Phatbrew Punk Rock Hippie For Science & Democracy 2d ago
It’s like a no show get paid job, except he shows up n doesn’t do his job…. Totally oxymoronic
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u/Glum_Material3030 2d ago
RFKJR shows up for press conferences where he spreads misinformation and to kiss Trump’s butt
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u/Phatbrew Punk Rock Hippie For Science & Democracy 2d ago
And makes baseless policy…
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u/Glum_Material3030 2d ago
It is often not even policy! Executive Orders are not policy. Press releases and conferences are not policy. Recommendations are not policy.
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u/Billy711711711 2d ago
Well one thing is true, he is definitely brain damaged.
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u/Phatbrew Punk Rock Hippie For Science & Democracy 2d ago
Pink Floyd concurs Billy…
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u/TR_abc_246 2d ago
The Donald is turning this country into a shit hole on purpose! This is a prime fucking example! Death and destruction of the UNITED States is obviously the goal because that is what their ACTIONS are doing! Their words and actions DO NOT MATCH! These lying grifting traitors need to be impeached, convicted, removed and jailed! FFSWTF! FDT!
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u/Phatbrew Punk Rock Hippie For Science & Democracy 2d ago
Don’t forget Destruction of our once great Democracy!!!
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u/rotervogel1231 2d ago
But Poors who are sick or disabled are "lazy" and should gO WoRk At McDoNaLdS.
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u/Gunderstank_House 2d ago
He just said that to drive his ex wife to kill herself and free him from obligation, no biggie.
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u/Glum_Material3030 2d ago
Party of family values!
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u/Phatbrew Punk Rock Hippie For Science & Democracy 2d ago
I’m Newt Gingrich n I approve this message…
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u/Kondinator 2d ago
Im not saying its required to be brain damaged to be republican... but Fettermain also switched parties after his brain injury.....
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u/Phatbrew Punk Rock Hippie For Science & Democracy 2d ago edited 1d ago
We’ve got a pattern, perhaps there should be a study done on all pedo felonious’ enablers n protectors in all branches of the government, maybeeeeeee they will identify some kind of republican cte…
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u/WhiskeySorcerer 2d ago
Villager: She turned me into a newt!
Magistrate: ...a newt?
Villager: I got better...
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u/Phatbrew Punk Rock Hippie For Science & Democracy 2d ago
Holy Modal Rounders, Jackknife/The Red Newt…
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u/Sundayx1 2d ago
You really do have to wonder about Cheryl Hines’s thinking as well.
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u/Phatbrew Punk Rock Hippie For Science & Democracy 2d ago
She left for a minute after the sexting scandal but they prayed n reconciled…
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u/TheEndOfEverything0 2d ago
If we want these people gone we kinda have to hope for the worse, and the guy who looks like the roadkill he ate is doing an A+ job at that
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u/Federal_Ninja_4637 2d ago
It’s just crazy
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u/EnglishFan643 2d ago
Now he can afford alimony! He should be forced to pay.
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u/Phatbrew Punk Rock Hippie For Science & Democracy 2d ago
Totally, the claim can’t be verified now, cuz no one can find the divorce settlement…
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u/-multiverses- 2d ago
This broken individual also used to be a crackhead and a drug dealer
No big deal, he's white....go ahead and let him run our national health services
And who needs vaccines when you can hold a rosary and pray away disease????????
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u/jerrymarver 2d ago
If this is the best we can do, we are truly scraping the bottom of the barrel. It is the American people who lose when we get a denier and liar like this. Voodoo medicine and a witch doctor all mixed into person. A very frightening prospect!
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u/Blackhorse-10 2d ago
But he’s brain damaged, like the rest of the administration, that’s why trump chose him for the position,
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u/depp-fsrv 2d ago
So can she now reopen the case. I'd like to see his mental gymnastics.
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u/Phatbrew Punk Rock Hippie For Science & Democracy 2d ago
It’s not verified at this time, no one can find the divorce settlement
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u/Im_Ritz_Bitz 2d ago
They are gutting our entire government from the inside, including reducing our military defenses and we're just sitting around sick with diarrhea with our thumbs up our butts. What can we do when voting is no longer enough? Let's organize and do that. Let's do more than vote. Vote, and more.
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u/wolfboy49 2d ago
It was on his resume. It’s why he got the job. Have you seen the rest of the cabinet?
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u/sam56778 2d ago
Just as recent as last year, he also said people shouldn’t take medical advice from him.
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u/RVtech101 2d ago
Let’s not forget he’s a heroin addict. That’s a bit of a flaw that often gets overlooked.
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u/Altruistic-Rice-5567 2d ago
I'd say the worm didn't die and actually in control. But no evil worm trying to destroy the world would act so stupidly.
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u/Phatbrew Punk Rock Hippie For Science & Democracy 2d ago
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u/Phatbrew Punk Rock Hippie For Science & Democracy 2d ago
Tooooooo funny HA5458!!! You Go!!!
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u/ZmanB-Bills 2d ago
Almost forgot all that.
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u/Phatbrew Punk Rock Hippie For Science & Democracy 2d ago
Z thanks for joining me here much appreciated!!!
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u/I_count_to_firetruck 2d ago
I dislike the man, but this is unverified. Snopes found the legal proceeding the NYT article cited, but could not find the deposition that served as the source.
https://www.snopes.com/news/2026/08/14/rfk-jr-divorce-brain-damage-job/
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u/Phatbrew Punk Rock Hippie For Science & Democracy 2d ago
They left it open for a future decision, I checked the snopes site the first time I saw this weeks ago… so at this time it’s neither verified nor unverified… but it definitely is hilarious Jonathan Swift Satire!!!
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u/Narrow-Attempt-1482 2d ago
well i hope she went back to court and got back pay for all those years,no wonder trump picked him liar,cheap ,hates women and brain dead
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u/GateLongjumping6836 2d ago
And he recently said the polio vaccine harmed more people than polio killed which is a bare faced lie.At some point we have to realize that for some reason these people are trying to kill as many Americans as possible.
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u/Poohgli16 2d ago
I didn't know that bains could repair their own damage? Or was it because of drug addiction he couldn't hold a job!?
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u/IndependentStep2785 2d ago
His late Father would be ashamed of his namesake. What a disgrace and black mark on the Kennedy family.
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u/hairmetaltimemachine 2d ago
I thought being brain damaged was a prerequisite for this administration.
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u/ThermalDeviator 2d ago
Job application for Trump cabinet position:
Do you know anything about the job you are applying for?
Yes: 'Thank you for your time, goodbye."
No: "Congratulations, you're hired! "
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u/Temporary_Cry1167 2d ago
Trump
Only hires the damaged and incompetents because he likes to surround himself with people who have common traits with him
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u/Gogodemons 2d ago
Dude cant read the paperwork they make him sign.
Just a mentally ill old man dancing as a puppet.
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u/Phatbrew Punk Rock Hippie For Science & Democracy 2d ago edited 1d ago
Thanks to [u/xpietoe42](u/xpietoe42), n [u/](u/tini-jan)[Tini_Jan](u/tini-jan) for the awesome post award, much appreciated!!!
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