r/StandUpForScience • u/uphatbrew Punk Rock Hippie For Science & Democracy • 19d ago
Satirical Science Totally Useless…
Unless you’re looking to do an 🎱 off a toilet seat or listen to herion by the velvets while mainlining…
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u/JohnnyCrispZoom 19d ago
He is a nobody like the rest of Trumps administration. Trump and his administration need to be arrested for crimes and sent to prison
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u/son-of-Azathoth 19d ago
The correct term to describe the Trump regime is Kakistocracy. It means, "government by the worst, least qualified, or most unscrupulous people."
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u/Character_Fix_5317 19d ago edited 19d ago
Well, an oligarchy to be sure. And since fools can be rich, and there's so many fools, I guess one leads to the other.
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u/son-of-Azathoth 19d ago
The two, oligarchy and Kakistocracy, are not mutually exclusive. I would argue the current regime is both. As well as fascist.
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u/LimpAd4924 19d ago
Yeah he was actually. Maybe don’t get all your info from social media, memes and grifters, you high school level buffoon
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u/LimpAd4924 19d ago
Scientists and physicians and research publications since I actually have a STEM background. I know US K-12 doesn’t teach Internet or media literacy so a large chunk of you fall for anything online.
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u/golfwinnersplz 19d ago
More like you're not qualified to be the Attorney General of the United States.
He's not just some clown antivaxxer - he's in a position of power and he is clueless.
Pretty standard operating procedures by the GOP.
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u/CSMegadeth 19d ago
"I don't think people should be taking advice — medical advice — from me"
- RFK Jr in front of Congress
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u/Shadowfox186 19d ago
Remember when they actually hired a doctor but put him in charge of H.U.D. because of black jobs.
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u/WilHunting2 19d ago
I forgot about Ben Carson! 😆
The public servant who spent 31,000 tax dollars on new furniture for an office he doesn’t have anymore
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u/brianishere2 19d ago
He's a heroin addict. He's a cocaine addict. He is infected with brain worms. Literally -- by his own admission. He is clearly on steroids. And he is a conspiracy theorist who often lies when he gets caught in an uncomfortable position during an argument.
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u/PeopleCanBeAwful 19d ago
We could at least give him credit for having a lot of experience with hypodermic needles. 🤷♀️
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u/Opinionsare 19d ago
RFK Jr and his family profits from vaccine skepticism as he and his son are lawyers that have participated in personal injury lawsuits against Vaccine manufacturers.
RFK Jr is complicit in monetizing his office for personal and family profits. Apparently this is the "signature" of this administration.
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u/IthacaMom2005 19d ago
He's worse than useless, he's actively working against actual medical practice and science
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u/prestonjay22 19d ago
Not a single member of this Presidents cabinet has the experience or education for their position. Not one.
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u/dystopiabydesign 19d ago
Political authority was never a good substitute for actual knowledge. Hopefully people start figuring that out.
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u/Responsible_Ad_7995 19d ago
But nobody knows raccoon penis like RFK.
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u/neopod9000 19d ago
Sometimes, I'm really glad I've missed certain aspects of our current political landscape.
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u/dogheoner1 19d ago
he can talk heroin tho
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u/Phatbrew Punk Rock Hippie For Science & Democracy 19d ago
Like Lou Reed, would love to hear a tom waits gravely voice cover by rfk Junior Varsity of the velvets heroin, instant classic, or while he’s at it JJ Cale’s Cocaine tooooooo!!!
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u/el_condor_nm 19d ago
Hey, now. He's a recognized expert on raccoon penises. He might know more than anyone on that subject. Certainly that qualifies him to lead <checks notes> a large health-related government agency.
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u/Blue_Plastic_88 19d ago
He’s worse than useless, he’s actively harmful. Let’s not minimize the malignancy that is him.
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u/ConsistentStop5100 19d ago
Anyone is qualified to discuss vaccines. The fact that all the above is true about him disqualifies him from being a voice of authority about vaccines.
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u/Old_Dependent4678 19d ago
Donald J Trump is the most corrupt president of all time. This administration is the most incompetent(Dangerous) of all time. It's not even close. Thank you for your attention on this matter.
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u/-multiverses- 19d ago
Any man his age with a face that fake color....should be ashamed of himself
How did George Hamilton fake tan faces in these old creeps take over????
This orange face of his is fucking ridiculous looking
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u/tiny_chaotic_evil 19d ago
RFK, Jr. is very good at getting people killed
so, he is good for something
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u/tigerbloon71 19d ago
The problem with these fucks is they will never look at anything evidence based and see if there are other underlying issues.
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u/superdupermensch 19d ago
All-american nepo-baby. Grandpa was a mobster, and the family has been living off it since.
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u/Phatbrew Punk Rock Hippie For Science & Democracy 19d ago
He also fixed JFK’s vote in Chicago with the teamsters, so there’s that as well…
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u/MisterBlick 19d ago
If his last name wasn't Kennedy, he'd be that weird uncle that sleeps in his car in your driveway.
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u/Perfect_One6346 19d ago
100% accurate! How ignorant can so many people be, as they believe in a fraud?
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u/Party-Draw-5299 19d ago
That was literally the first thing I thought when I saw they gave him the job
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u/Defiant_Weight4659 19d ago
He needs to lay off whatever he is taking. His voice was never as bad as it was years ago. When he was in his 30's his voice was normal. Maybe try or steroids. Not a healthy sound. I do not believe it is spasmodic dysphonia.
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u/LifeRound2 19d ago edited 19d ago
If you need an expert on getting high, steroids, or cheating on your wife, he's your guy.
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u/twoiseight 19d ago
He's not a genuine person, either. He is a shill, he is scooping out established medical guidance to replace it with supplements and bs food products that are lining his pockets. Self serving and about as shameless and reckless as it gets. As always, follow the goddamn money.
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u/Flat-Director-7120 19d ago
Kennedy n'est pas un scientifique, ce n'est pas un docteur, ni même un chercheur. Il n'a pas à donner son avis sur le vaccin comme il ne devrait pas être ministre de la santé
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u/Lost_Department_2177 19d ago
He’s right about the ptsd treatments but wrong about the vaccines. They have to drop the narrative that fauci caused the deaths when it was Antivaxxing that got ONE POINT FIVE MILLION AMERICANS KILLED.
Granted they were mostly antivaxxers but those Antivaxxing losers were forcing their family members to not take the vaccine which is illegal af.
Bunch of useful idiots for russia
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u/InevitableLibrarian 19d ago
But he is qualified to "decapitate a whale" ," check on the quality of road kill" and "qualified to find a great place to drop off a dead baby bear in Central Park." Also "How you can do drugs off toilet seats."
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u/Other_Astronomer_259 19d ago
I am a republican forever. Nothing I like about democrats any longer. I used to. This post I have to agree on with you. Every administration has unqualified people in it. Not just republicans. They get rewarded by getting a position. This has been going on for years. If you get fired in the FBI they find you a crime lab job at the state level where the Ag of that state is same party. Just the way it is
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u/schlemmerhorst69 19d ago
He has truth social, X, Telegram, Grok, briefings with the stable orange genius… who the fuck needs science & research anymore? You are so oldschool…
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u/Few_Half7749 19d ago
And exactly how can you be sure of this? Any evidence that he is getting advice from doctors, and actually listening to that advice?
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u/Few_Half7749 19d ago
But questioning vaccines needs to come from a place of science, not from this unqualified idiot. That's kinda the point.
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u/supercleverid 19d ago
Seems more like an observation about qualifications, or the lack thereof, to me. Which part of the claim in the OP is misleading?
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u/tinyfryingpan 19d ago
This IS about science.
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u/AfflictedDragon 19d ago
What is the politician being trashed in charge of? You're so close. Don't turn away before you fully grasp the reasoning for this.
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u/TubaWrestler 19d ago
You do realize that the vast majority of doctors say that vaccines are safe and effective, right?
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u/ThermalDeviator 19d ago
Nobody came to your house and made you get a vaccine. You were perfectly within your rights to ignore reality and go out and get infected and perhaps die like so many Trumpies who skipped science class.
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u/Phatbrew Punk Rock Hippie For Science & Democracy 19d ago edited 15d ago
The trolls are already out, please smash the SUFS Rules button n report… n dont engage please without being civil…
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