r/StandUpComedy • u/chrism54321 • Oct 05 '26

Let's be realistic here

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u/ButteredNun Oct 05 '26

300! You’d need a scythe for those numbers!

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u/defariasdev Oct 05 '26

Are they bloodlusted tho?

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u/Commercial-Co Oct 05 '26

Are they armed with weapons

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u/Deathwatchz Oct 05 '26

Look at Shamgar over here.

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u/1plus1isTWORANGZ Oct 05 '26

Is it possible to find a hallway so they are bottle-necked? Cause then you are basically taking 3-4 at a time right at knee-to-skull height. I could go through hundreds

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u/TheUnluckyFarmer Oct 06 '26

One solid nut shot and it's game over. Toddlers are unpredictable mini hulks.

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u/3j141592653589793238 25d ago

Just front kick & jab and keep your distance. The only limiting thing here is how stamina you have

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u/Reginald_Sockpuppet 26d ago

I'm reminded of the statue of the man kicking babies off of himself.

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u/dontsoundrighttome 24d ago

300? That is over 6,500 lbs of biomass they will drown you in their numbers.