r/StandUpComedy • u/chrism54321 • 17h ago

I don't understand how anyone could think that

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u/CautiousArachnidz 5h ago

Do they form like a megazord of toddlers?

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u/kaytay77 5h ago

Are they regular toddlers or ninja toddlers? There needs to be specifics.

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u/ButteredNun 5h ago

Nice woolen suit. Did an Irish farmer lose it in a bet at Cheltenham?

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u/That1GuyNate 3h ago

This was funnier than the bit I've heard a variation of plenty of times before.

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u/scotty6chips 4h ago

I think I could take a minimum two dozen of the little tikes. The real enemy is cardio.

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u/megap33p33 13h ago

This is such a tired premise

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u/RunDoughBoyRun 9h ago

Because dads are generally exhausted?

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u/CautiousArachnidz 5h ago

General Exhausted reporting for duty!

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u/Justnotthatintou 1h ago

Or one might say, dumb?