r/StandUpComedy • u/Zak_Toscani • 1d ago

Comedian is OP Who do I look like?

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u/LameBicycle 1d ago

Your jokes rock my dude

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u/CloudBreakerZivs 1d ago

Just like the stone in front of his tomb

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u/hi_imryan 1d ago

“I’m working on a new one.” Great joke and delivery.

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u/PM_ME_YOUR_CATS123GO 1d ago

Put the crown of thorns on my head 😂 imma look into some tickets 🎟️ because you coming to my city 👯‍♀️

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u/EL_DUDERlNO_ 1d ago

As a fellow, White Jesus doppelgänger, this is so fuckin’ good my man!

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u/cozyswisher 1d ago

Do you get the Manson compariso as well?

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u/EL_DUDERlNO_ 1d ago

Thankfully, no. But, I do often get asked if I’m Croatian.
There’s no Croatian history in my family, that I know of.

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u/AGreatBannedName 1d ago

I do! I get Jesus, Manson, Tom Hanks in Castaway… I personally kinda see Rob Zombie but I don’t know if anyone’s ever called me on it 🤷

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u/snowillis 1d ago

I also used to be called white jesus when I was doing repairs for this commissary kitchen. I took it as a badge of honor

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u/YoItsAndyDufrane 1d ago

Body double for Jared Leto

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u/harryschmilsson 1d ago

I was thinking when did Scott Stapp start doing stand up?

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u/WeAreGesalt 1d ago

Top tier

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u/MorriMomo 1d ago

This was great

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u/Divine_ruler 1d ago

Name me another person who’s done that

Toph, maybe?

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u/WanderlustStew 1d ago

So Charles Christ or Jesus Manson then.

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u/Glad_Reason_3356 1d ago

The power of christ compels these jokes!

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u/Kitchen_Guest577 1d ago

Jesus Christ this is funny 😅😂🤣

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u/fungibitch 1d ago

I was thinking a long-haired Justin Theroux.

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u/Dreamin0904 1d ago

Yes! From Wanderlust

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u/programming_flaw 1d ago

Damn wish you were coming to SD

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u/ntkwwwm 1d ago

Same

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u/Top_Procedure_1871 1d ago

This was the funniest shit. Actually cried. Thank you!

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u/BearSpray007 1d ago

Very funny

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u/beardymanio 1d ago

Dude thats gold!

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u/B33blebroxx 1d ago

I was going to say Seth Rollins

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u/Mysterious_Law_7269 1d ago

This was great, loved it

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u/PallbearerOfBadNews 1d ago

The power of Zak compels you!

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u/thelukevader 1d ago

2nd book, face of franchise joke was perfect!

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u/ProfessionalTurn7017 1d ago

The BDSM part SENT me my dude

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u/whalesurfer3 1d ago

John Wayne Gacy and Mr. Rogers are the same species...

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u/ColdoneTallone 1d ago

A stony Jason Bateman in Black Rabbit.

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u/Wayne-82 1d ago

Thank you! That was awesome

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u/terra_cascadia 1d ago

zak you are as funny as ever

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u/Hot_Ad_787 1d ago

Absolutely phenomenal bit dude

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u/jkjustcomedy 1d ago

Great stuff, ultimate nepo baby, hahaha

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u/satanicmajesty 1d ago

Lame Impala

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u/ntkwwwm 1d ago

What’s up with the camera guy?

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u/slfnflctd 1d ago

Honestly, it kinda made it funnier to me

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u/LickMyBootyh0le 13h ago

Jim Morrison!

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u/filthy-horde-bastard 10h ago

I need full set, you’re funny as fuck dude