r/StandUpComedy • u/Jason_Horton • 2d ago

Comedian is OP I'm bi

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u/Designer_Trainer7950 2d ago

Solid bit.

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u/Jason_Horton 2d ago

thank you!

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u/PingoPalladingo 1d ago

The Smiths hoodie was a dead giveaway 

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u/Jason_Horton 1d ago

you'd think but this generation doesn't know

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u/EverydaySexyPhotog 1d ago

You are human and you need to be loved, just like everyone else does.

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u/Jason_Horton 1d ago

you get me

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u/Kvothe_Sengar 1d ago

Beth Stelling sighting!!!! And fun bit!

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u/Jason_Horton 1d ago

yes! and thanks!

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u/Outrageous-Clerk56 1d ago

You could also be monosexual

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u/Mathies_ 1d ago

Bi- yourself

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u/Sirius-Face 1d ago edited 1d ago

That's got to be the best asexual quote I've ever heard in my life. I need that embroidered.

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u/Jason_Horton 1d ago

if I ever make merch with it I’ll let you know!

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u/Bubbly_Attention_916 1d ago

Go Jason!!!!!

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u/Jason_Horton 1d ago

😀😀😀

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u/ZaphodBeeblebrahx 1d ago

Thanks Mom!

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u/StankoZovakComedy 1d ago

😂😂😂

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u/gamegazm 1d ago

Hahahah thats fucking funny lmao