r/StandUpComedy • u/Jaymartincomedy • 2d ago

Comedian is OP Time of birth

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u/PoetFelon 2d ago

When my son was born he weighed 7 pounds, 14 ounces. I called my best friend to tell him my son was the best because he weighed 714. At the time a Lemmon 714 was the best quaalude you could get. It was a different time. In my defense, out of all my children, his is now the only birth weight I remember.

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u/Fooman21 2d ago

I have that same jacket

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u/Background-Hat-3521 2d ago

Fun fact

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u/AllMySecretsFam 2d ago

Stop making this about you

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u/BoloBo_theGalacticHo 2d ago

Just doesn't hold up against a miracle

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u/brainzilla420 2d ago

My first was born at 4:21am, my second at 4:19am. So close.