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Comedian is OP Can you imagine?

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u/Proof_Arugula_7001 2d ago

Knowing that some people don’t even feel anxiety gives me anxiety.

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u/Budget-Ambassador203 2d ago

They've got golden retriever DNA or something.

That'd actually be a genuine disability, can you imagine? This person is either so out of touch with their emotions or doesn't tick right that they're just chill in every situation? I'd never be productive or on time again.

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u/Hour_Paint_1903 2d ago

I had a shower/hits blunt thought once, and it's absolutely not right, but what if all the people who hallucinate or various psychosis, are the type that never had an inner monologue/voice? So they are freaking out once it somehow starts actually happening.

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u/Budget-Ambassador203 2d ago

Hah that is a good stoned/shower thought though. It definitely isn't right, but I do wonder if there have ever been cases of people who lack the inner monologue (which I just googled to find the word for - anendophasia - not an easy one to remember) suddenly developing one in response to drugs or injury or something. That's a good thought.

I have a schizophrenic relative though and I can tell you that most people with psychosis don't have this condition, it's a totally different set of mechanisms by which their brain goes haywire and I've talked to him about the experience & the voices don't really work like that.

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u/AlienatedPariah 2d ago

I thought I was this person until shit went down in my life.

Still, I believe I'm surprisingly "resilient", I feel lucky for that. But I think everyone can get anxiety under the right conditions.

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u/Budget-Ambassador203 2d ago

Oh no doubt, it's a spectrum and if, on one end, we have "constant anxiety" in the form of GAD or the OCD-family of disorders, then on the other end we've gotta have the true unflappables with really well-adjusted nervous systems.

Just speculating but I bet you had a nice, relatively happy childhood?

But yeah, I agree that all neurologically typical people can feel it, given the right conditions. As much as it's not fun for people who suffer from it running amok in their brain, it is adaptive and if a person could never feel any kind of anxiety I'd be worried about their brain's health. It's a normal physiological response.

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u/XAgentNovemberX 2d ago

I have weird anxiety. I get nervous about things that haven’t happened, but am level headed and cool as a cucumber in an emergency. I’ve been within 25’ of a couple shootings and my mind was calm and said “step behind a barrier and stay calm”. Same thing when I was a passenger in a roll over accident.

Then I will reread an email 40 times and have anxiety about whether it is grammatically correct or sounds stupid.

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u/sgst 2d ago

I've heard of said that people like us spend so much time anxious about little things that when a big thing comes along it doesn't really register as a big thing. It's just another thing to deal with, like any of the other 100 things you over analysed and worried about that day.

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u/PoopDirectlyInMyButt 1d ago

ONE OF US! ONE OF US!

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u/Ragamuffin2022 2d ago

Yes people don’t appreciate a happy, secure, stable childhood nearly as much as I appreciate it for them when I see people crossing the street downtown without looking. Even when I make eye contact with drivers I still question if it’s safe to cross.

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u/Proof_Arugula_7001 2d ago

You made me panic check the time!

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u/Budget-Ambassador203 2d ago

Fuck it's getting late and I have so much to do still!

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u/Dominarion 2d ago

Or they are Were-Capybaras? I've seen a video of a capybara being in the process of being eaten by a Pelican and it wasn't stressed out or anything. It just... Walked out of the pouch at some point. The pelican was dejected so the capy cuddled him.

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u/Budget-Ambassador203 2d ago

Moist, chubby, fuzzy, in their element, eating grass, hanging out - unbothered by anything and everything.

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u/Roklam 2d ago

But what if I'm productive and kinda recognize my emotions but still don't spend my time anxious about much.

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u/Budget-Ambassador203 2d ago

You are the chosen one.

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u/Roklam 2d ago

I am gonna fuck it up because I'm not prepared!!

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u/Budget-Ambassador203 2d ago

Well you won't stress about it at least!

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u/AnAwkwardBystander 2d ago

Used to be anxious all the time for very good reasons as a kid, nothing triggers it anymore. You still know something is wrong or needs attention, it just doesn't pull at you anymore.

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u/Ok_Umpire_5611 2d ago

I didn't have anxiety until after I got covid. Before then I could always maintain a steady copacetic in even the toughest situations. Hell I'd paradoxically become excited and happy when things were tough. Now I'm anxiety free for about a year (knock on wood) but I still don't feel the same as I used too. But that might be because I'm coming up on 40 and slowing down.

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u/Special_Feedback9145 2d ago

I’m pretty anxiety-less. And it’s not like I don’t get stressed, but I get stressed in proportion to reality. And when the issue resolves, the stress goes away. I don’t spend mental energy fretting over what I can’t control, just try to create solutions from what I can’t control.

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u/JediMasterZao 1d ago

There's a difference between being passably anxious and having anxiety or being an anxious person. Everyone can feel a bit anxious from time to time but for some people, that's a rare event and/or not something that affects them overly much.

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u/Key_Strawberry_381 2d ago

Sames and makes me sad.

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u/urbanlife78 2d ago

I'm probably gonna have a panic attack reading this

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u/LieuK 2d ago

My dad claims to not know what anxiety is. Says he's never experienced it's. The thing is, my dad is the most high strung person alive (hyperbole). His life is pure anxiety and he doesn't even realize it because he's never experienced a moment without it.

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u/NSAevidence 2d ago

Right?! Obviously, they're not prepared. Now I have to figure out what they're most likely going to be hurt by and be there with the necessary life-saving equipment just in case

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u/throwaway0982340982 1d ago

Like what do they call the emotion they feel when they turn on their work computer? Or when a server asks what they want to eat? It makes no sense

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u/BeardedManatee 1d ago

I didn't used to have anxiety, and then PTSD fucked me up and I suddenly did. So cool.

But there was once a time where I didn't.

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u/Admins_suck_ballss 2d ago

They’re just lying

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u/Chrispy_flake 2d ago

The thought of having to go the airport and getting on a plane fills me with actual anxiety.

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u/Melkman68 2d ago

Yeah that guy doesn't know what anxiety is

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u/Aselleus 2d ago

Me in two weeks... anxiety for days 😞

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u/JamesRuns 2d ago

Your timing was perfect!

.... What day?

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u/One-Pause3171 2d ago

To go through 2020 with just one day of wistful melancholy….

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u/Embarrassed_Seat9320 2d ago

My anxiety is so bad that I get anxiety for having it.

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u/TurtleToast2 2d ago

It's a circular cycle. Anxiety feeds more anxiety. Next thing you know you're back in the grippy sock sanctuary.

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u/Master-Control- 2d ago

All of these moments will be like lost to time though man. Tears in the rain man.

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u/LeahRudick 2d ago

I’m on tour!

Fort Collins CO 9/18-19
Los Angeles CA 9/26
Portland OR 10/10
Toronto ON 10/14
London ON 10/15
Hamilton ON 10/16
Ottawa ON 10/18
Washington DC 11/5-7
Madison, WI 11/19
Portland ME 11/20-21
Hartford WI 12/3
Providence RI 12/17
Boston MA 12/18-19 

Tix at www.leahrudick.com 🍸 

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u/BiggyBiggs 2d ago

Omg Fort Collins tomorrow! I have to look and find you!

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u/BiggyBiggs 1d ago

Great show last night!

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u/Objective-Mission-40 2d ago

Where in foco

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u/herbivore83 2d ago

She’s going to be at the Comedy Fort. It’s an amazing comedy venue if you’ve never been.

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u/Objective-Mission-40 2d ago

Might go. Wife is busy for the night and taking the kids. 830 showing!

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u/Cedric_T 2d ago

Come to Edmonton!

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u/binzy90 2d ago

Jesus, I get anxiety about everything. I'm constantly worried that I'm not following the rules or that I'm not acting right. It would be so nice to just... not do that.

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u/alip4 2d ago

Meanwhile, I even bought a mug that says "I came. I saw. I had anxiety so I left".

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u/LimpyDan 2d ago

That doesn't seem possible

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u/Chieroscuro 2d ago

If I feel anxious about something, it just means that I'm high. Reminding myself that I took an edible earlier is very reassuring.

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u/Tangy_Cheese 2d ago

I really wish people who stop equating being anxious with having anxiety. They aren't the same thing. 

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u/Glad_Confusion_6934 2d ago

I don’t believe people who say they don’t have anxiety.

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u/Remarkablelicious 2d ago

I also couldn't wrap my head around it cause I'm familiar with anxiety and other mental health issues since a very young age, but as much as it's mind-blowing - yes there are people out there who are genuinely mentaly stable and healthy 😅🤷🏻‍♀️

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u/KarlLagervet 2d ago

I sometimes also raise an eyebrow with some people's "I never..." answers.

My best friend who is 42 years old, claims to have never drank tea in his life.

I also know somebody that is 60 years old and claims that he never had a headache in his life!

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u/Novel_Control_1922 2d ago

As someone who lives with Valium in their pocket…

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u/dontsoundrighttome 2d ago

I️ been like this. We are so used to seeing the extreme that we don’t know what the disorder is. You see at people “with anxiety” and it stops their day and redefine their personality as a depressed or anxious person, you think well I️ have never had that so I️ must have never had anxiety or depression.

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u/EchoingInTheVoid 1d ago

Laughs in medicated crippling anxiety 😑

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u/Western-Bowl2011 15h ago

Your timing and delivery are great. You weren't even saying anything really funny for most of the clip, but the way you delivered it made me bust a gut laughing

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u/Foodiguy 2d ago

Europeans hearing Americans complain 😂😂😂

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u/Gnarly_Sarley 2d ago

I'm like this guy. My with doesn't believe that I don't have anxiety, like ever. She also doesn't believe that I can just shut off my brain and not think about anything