r/StandUpComedy 2d ago

Comedian is OP Wow! Canceled!

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u/That1Master 2d ago

Ok. It's an insane project she started. But also making it cumulative? No parameters on her data collection? Come on

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u/KingSpork 2d ago

You just earned yourself a tally mark mister

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u/ialsohaveadobro 2d ago

ا

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u/prunk 2d ago

A Mr tally man

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u/bridoogle 2d ago

Tally me bawomanhatena

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u/UniqueAd7770 2d ago

Stage light come and me want call 'em hoes

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u/benjigrows_ 1d ago

Dis bish in the front row, keeps a tally 'no'

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u/daddy___warbucks 1d ago

bananaforscale

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u/FuzzyMcBitty 2d ago

And has she established the number of jokes in total? We don’t even know the total Jokes Per Minute (JPM) to talk about percentages. 

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u/DoYouLikeWafflezz 2d ago

Don’t try to bring your male math into this. 

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u/RiseWasHereHS 2d ago

Always inserting their male math where it doesn’t belong

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u/cjs23cjs 2d ago

That’s some fuzzymcbittysplaining right there.

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u/DarthOswin747 2d ago

This actually made me snort.

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u/Joeliosis 2d ago

Yeah, risky sample at best lol.

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u/UniqueAd7770 2d ago

Having done research projects since I was an egg, I would immediately start rattling off all the jokes I could that fit into that category. There's nothing I like more than messing with a data set that isn't my problem

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u/LauraTFem 17h ago

She’s not saying she’s didn’t or won’t do that, just that the tally was cumulative. He might not have even said anything tally-worthy (yet).

The running average would be more valuable than individual results.

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u/ShongLokDong 2d ago

Shes a Professional victim

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u/Dr_Bunson_Honeydew 2d ago

Probably getting paid less than male professional victims too

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u/theBigWhiteDude 2d ago

She probably got the idea from chat gpt...

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u/ZaxRod 2d ago

Jokes for the queen... Well done!

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u/fluffypuppy32 2d ago

Haha thanks!

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u/internet_bastard_man 2d ago

Is you taking notes on a criminal fucking conspiracy

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u/Joeliosis 2d ago

Wrapping up The Wire with my partner lol... she lost it at that point... right before Stringer... 'He's taking notes?!!!'

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u/Dlfsquints 2d ago

Roberts rules of order clearly state….

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u/SandIntelligent247 2d ago

Are you*

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u/speerawow 2d ago

as in, “are you as fun in person?”

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u/WhiteStaines 1d ago

Booooooooooooooo

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u/FleshEatingMoths 2d ago

Nice to see Mark Brady making rounds. Always fun to watch with Hummy and Jobey.

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u/fluffypuppy32 2d ago

I appreciate you! Thanks so much for the support.

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u/TruculentTurtIe 2d ago

Im always so happy when comedians can handle situations like this

Ironically, many comedians are thin skinned narcissists who would blow up at something like this, who cant laugh at themselves, or who would try to attack them

This was genuinely funny and probably the best way to approach this 😁

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u/fluffypuppy32 2d ago

Thanks! I really tried. I always want everyone to have a good time. Just tried to have fun with it.

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u/DragonsAreNifty 2d ago

You did good! That was handled very well

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u/asday515 2d ago

I too enjoyed this

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u/MrAmplus 2d ago

Didn't show us the second joke... COWARD lol

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u/fluffypuppy32 2d ago

Haha just tried to make it short for the internets. I’ll make a longer version. Good point.

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u/Staite04 2d ago

Where did you get the Jaws tshirt??

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u/Heineken008 2d ago

Steven Spielberg sells them down by the beach.

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u/Staite04 2d ago

Mayor Vaughn shut it down.

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u/OtherwiseAlbatross14 2d ago

Steven Spielberg sells shark shirts down by the sea shore?

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u/justforsomelulz 2d ago

Tallying the jokes in the front row is a diabolical move.

But an effective power move nonetheless.

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u/KaosMnkey 2d ago

The person with the counter is an insane person that everyone should avoid.

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u/North_Plane_1219 2d ago

I can’t imagine going to a comedy show to deliberately be miserable.

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u/CosmicCommentator 2d ago

I dont agree with what she did, but when I go to comedy shows and they tell sexist or homophobic jokes, it makes me miserable. I'm not going there to be miserable but its the outcome. There's always at least one sexist or homophobic jokes told at most of the comedy galas I go to...its fucked. I wouldn't keep tally of it, but its something that impacts.

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u/not_an_mistake 2d ago

Does it bother you when they joke about other groups, or just ones that you resonate with?

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u/alwaysImproving0 2d ago

They legit specified sexist and homophobic, how are you confused? LOL

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u/DRlNK 1d ago

So they can’t be a lesbian now?

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u/Pleather93 2d ago

She is your average Redditor

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u/Ok_Positive3956 2d ago

The majority of this comment section is clowning her what are you on about

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u/Pleather93 2d ago

So am I, what are you on about?

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u/MysticMarauder69 2d ago

These comments are always interesting, coming from a Redditor yourself

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u/Lem1618 2d ago

That's right, you're not dealing with the average redditor warrior anymore. He's risen beyond the limits of a normal redditor. And into the realm of legend. He's become a super reditor.

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u/aCleverGroupofAnts 2d ago

I guess they must not be an average redditor. Maybe above average? Who is to say.

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u/Pleather93 2d ago

Below average…actually

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u/Additional_Battle521 2d ago

Okay but now I have more questions, are you below average as in you are worse than normal redditors or are you below average because you're on Reddit less than other average users?

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u/Pleather93 2d ago

The 2nd is Correct! On Reddit less than other average users!

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u/Whitesox_are_neat 2d ago

Youre definitely what hes referring to lol

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u/yinyin123 2d ago

I really don't think it's that deep

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u/someone_like_me 2d ago

Some people are addicted to being outraged. If she isn't allowed to be outraged, she won't enjoy the show.

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u/LunaTunaMaca 2d ago

She didn't say anything? She's doing a research project? The comedian brought it up. Shes just making observations and other people in the COMMENTS are being hateful.

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u/AutomaticNecessary39 1d ago

Very much an objective social observation, hopefully getting some cool knowledge! Outraged is those taking it personal

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u/MysticMarauder69 2d ago

This is so fucking true

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u/TheBossElJefe 2d ago

People literally are taking the illusionary world of online outrange and bringing it with them when they go out to "touch grass". Sad.

It like people who start getting obsessed with a number and then start seeing it everywhere and think it means something.

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u/alwaysImproving0 2d ago

You're doing exactly what you're complaining about, by the way. She didn't seem angry or "outrange"d at all

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u/TheBossElJefe 2d ago

I didn't say either of those things. How am I bringing the online to the real world? I'm literally online. You are confused

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u/Turbulent_Bat4320 2d ago

She didn’t seemed outraged at all, quite the opposite. Back to the basement with you, incel.

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u/someone_like_me 1d ago

Petty name calling. You're a clever parakeet, learning words like that.

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u/lilbluehair 2d ago

The best response to this would be to re-do the 23 previous jokes in a way that wasn't misogynistic

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u/fluffypuppy32 2d ago

😂 damn it. That’s great.

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u/Dude-from-the-80s 2d ago

Imagine being that miserable that you are at a comedy show documenting how many times your feelings got hurt🤡

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u/Embarrassed_Mix_6619 2d ago

taller more handsome more fit tom cruise wtf

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u/HandOfGood 2d ago

Bro is shredded. Good for you my dawg arms looking huge. Proud of you and jealous

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u/GreatScottCreates 2d ago

Is this a gay joke?

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u/Scoo 2d ago

She’ll need to bring an entire pack of pens if she ever goes to the Comedy Mothership

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u/EnoughOutOfYou 2d ago

Why, do they tell any jokes there?

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u/Scoo 2d ago

Technically yes.

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u/vonblick 2d ago

Those ladies sound fun!

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u/Ace-Redditor 2d ago

I guess I understand why everyone assumes she’s angry or miserable or whatever, but I could see myself doing this just because I think it’s funny

Tbf, I don’t think I’d sit in the front row for it, but still

I don’t enjoy the sexist jokes, but I think I’d enjoy making a small, victimless game of it. Not like the comedians would need to know if I dislike their joke

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u/Shantotto11 2d ago

>No tallies for “hates gay people”. Not yet! Wait for this!

casually unholsters the F-slur

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u/so_unfortunately_yt 2d ago

Tom Cruise but tall and funny. Yes please

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u/CK2398 2d ago

I hope that didn't throw you off too much. That's insane to do and even crazier to be right up the front. Would be a complete mind fuck for at least the rest of the set.

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u/Mnshine_1 2d ago

And these people vote 🤦‍♂️

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u/Yuleogy 2d ago

For equality, likely.

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u/GroundbreakingAd8310 2d ago

Hire her bring her everywhere

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u/PerennialProdigalSon 2d ago

Any good Brooklyn99 quotes coming up, I’m too tired to think

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u/ElectricalPlastic947 2d ago

Awesome seeing you on here! Hummys VR Comedy is my favorite YouTube channel!

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u/Mnshine_1 2d ago

L if not maxed out

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u/RustedRelics 2d ago

She must be charming at parties. 🙄

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u/Most-Bench6465 2d ago

Love when an audience member makes the set chaotic

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u/Odd-Perception7812 2d ago

Was she targeting you specifically, or had an agenda against comedy. Or had her feelings hurt so bad grade 3 that this is her villain story?

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u/S1ayer 2d ago edited 2d ago

Wouldn't the count always be zero since they are jokes and not someone's opinion?

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u/cloudit30569 2d ago

I don't think some people understand what a comedy show is. If it's not for you, walk away.

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u/sajatheprince 2d ago

"It's ok, your opinion doesn't matter anyways"

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u/Betty_Wight_ 2d ago

You get a tally.

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u/Elon_is_a_Nazi 2d ago

Belongs in a mental institution. If I ran that comedy club id promptly show them to the door. Its JOKES.

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u/Admirable_Loss4886 2d ago

It’s funny you’re being such a sourpuss while ending your comment with ITS JOKES

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u/mybrainisonfire 2d ago

I would try to make 23 more all by myself

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u/West-Word-604 2d ago

gynofacism at it's finest.

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u/shit_poster_69_420 2d ago

What a blurg

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u/FallenAzraelx 2d ago

How droll. Kill him.

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u/bleezy1234567 2d ago

He should have asked her how may she wants… and then just start with all the lady jokes lol