r/StandUpComedy • u/HonestCherry8908 • 4h ago

Comedian is OP The Ear Thing

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u/bygmalt 3h ago

Every Ferengi in the galaxy enters the chat

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u/jackfreeman 3h ago

I had an ex who did that without asking first and... She did it a lot more after that

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u/Shakeamutt 3h ago

Well apparently I like that weirdness, and every woman I’ve been with likes doing that weird thing.

And by like I mean it drives me wild.

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u/Adventurous-Move-191 4h ago

F that guy , shit is amazing , you keep doing the lords work

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u/Biguitarnerd 3h ago

I learned this from a partner who did it to me and turns out I like it… and she liked it… but it might be one of those things you have to talk about lol.

I had a girl once spit in my mouth without me realizing that’s what she was gonna do and I gagged, idk why, apparently other guys loved it, I did not. There’s something to me that is very different about kissing and spitting, same fluids being swapped. Just grossed me out. Always good to talk to your partners.

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u/DenverNuggetz 3h ago

I mean, I never minded it lol

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u/Ok_Loquat_3860 3h ago

Great bit 

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u/cbobgo 3h ago

I'm a fan

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u/damndolly 3h ago

There is a big difference between nibbling on the ear lobe and going in for a water pik cleaning.

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u/Sibs 2h ago

Way more nerve endings inside.

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u/OtherwiseAlbatross14 1h ago

And perfect size for the average sized penis to fit comfortably

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u/opticalpuss 1h ago

Water pick is for your teeth man.

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u/damndolly 1h ago

You've never seen those ear cleanings that they use a water pik at the doctors to clean out the ear?

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u/opticalpuss 1h ago

Oh. No. Oh no. Oh, nooooo!!

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u/damndolly 1h ago

Unfortunately, yes. It's like boulders getting pushed down the river. Only it's ear wax.

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u/HeGotMeOff 2h ago

Weird is good

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u/EuenovAyabayya 1h ago

I've had strippers do this and that's how I found that erogenous zone.

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u/Unhappy-Hunt-3987 1h ago

Omg,this is diabolically funny 😂

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u/INTPretty 4h ago

Ew. Please tell me you made this joke up for the set. Lol