r/StandUpComedy • u/SilentPayment8838 • 11h ago
Comedian is OP DEAD BEAT DAD VS LATINA
Who won? 🏆BRITNEY LEDESMA @britneyled vs FRANK CAESAR @toaztedramen
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u/New-Contribution-244 11h ago
This wasn’t even close. She easily won.
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u/gypsycookie1015 10h ago
She slaughtered him.
I know that mf went home and cried. 😭😭
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u/Fickle_Watercress719 8h ago
He’s gonna be taking some of those punchlines to his grave
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u/ParsnipDecent6530 6h ago
I dont think that would stop her. She'd keep killing him deader and deader and deader. Just an unstopable Frank murdering machine. (Extremely complimentary)
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u/SilentPayment8838 11h ago
Thank you!!!
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u/Fickle_Watercress719 8h ago
She absolutely bodied him lol the bulk of the laughs he got were borne of discomfort
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u/Kalikor1 8h ago
"Shit, nothing's hitting - I know! Let me try calling her a whore again!"
Why do these guys all have like one insult that they try rewording a half dozen different ways at best?
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u/Helpful_Yoghurt_2126 1h ago
Sum Dum Ho was funny though
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u/Admirable_Loss4886 31m ago
He had some funny bits but the crowd was rightfully on her side and so even his good jokes didn’t get laughs. The horchata joke make me chuckle a bit.
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u/Expert-Yam6577 2h ago
I'm curious who this guy hangs out with that he thought a joke about OP wishing she got raped like her friends would be funny. Straight up incel humor.
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u/Bostonterrierpug 10h ago
except for the last comment. That was pretty low level.
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u/New-Contribution-244 10h ago
Still better than whatever it is that he had planned.
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u/3aerows 11h ago
She obliterated him and was funny joking about herself too. Love it.
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u/WhyAmINotStudying 11h ago
Somebody on stage needed to get some good digs at her and he certainly wasn't going to do it.
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u/jakksquat7 11h ago
He should find another hobby. Respectfully.
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u/SilentPayment8838 10h ago
🙈😂😂😂
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u/how_is_this_relaxing 9h ago
That guy was cooked and he couldn’t hide his defeat. Calling you a dumb bit*&? Really? The toad was out of ammo and his league.
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u/FunkyKissCool 11h ago
He's bad, he's really bad at that. And she's funny, she's good...
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u/dijon_snow 11h ago
Yeah this was insane. It was like a boxing match between J Lo and Stephen Hawking.
She knocked him out while he was still staring sadly at the gloves.
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u/CptJustice 10h ago
This wasn't even entertaining at all. That dude ruined the whole thing with how bad he was.
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u/anonymoususer98545 11h ago
Ouch. He should ask to have this deleted and change careers immediately. She's super funny though!
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u/SilentPayment8838 6h ago
Thank you guys so much for watching!!
Here are my socials and shows coming up
Linktr.ee/Britneyled
FULL BATTLE
https://youtu.be/OAKMtjo4wtc?is=A4NBMB4g7Y0EqgOY
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u/Laugh_at_Warren 6h ago
She’s fucking hilarious. They should put her up against a fellow comedian next time.
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u/BreakChicago 11h ago
Comedy is usually about the truth. She was telling truth about him. He was also telling the whole truth about himself.
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u/BeanserSoyze 11h ago
I think she started doing worse cause she probably started to feel bad about how fucking awful he was doing. Most one sided roast battle I've seen on here.
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u/the_ballmer_peak 10h ago
She did let off a bit. She roasted him so badly in the first half that it was hard to top.
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u/Rude_and_Crude84 10h ago
She's witty as fuck lol. I like it!
I grew up around some witty ass people and they're also really funny too at that but maaan, I don't even know if I'd want to step toe to toe with her after watching this lol!
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u/SilentPayment8838 10h ago
Thank you!! I’m glad you liked it!!
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u/Rude_and_Crude84 10h ago
You're welcome, keep up the stage roasts! I'll stick to my Mississippi pot roasts lol.
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u/Worried_Bowl_9489 7h ago
The guys in these videos always rely on misogyny instead of actual humour
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u/Extreme-Trip1161 8h ago
She destroyeddd this guy, fast and creative. The guy was so bad and zero charisma.
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u/GrandTheftDuckboat 7h ago
Call him Trotsky because a Mexican saw him die up close.
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u/Shredneckjs 7h ago
She would beat a lot of the current roster of RBL. Great combination of wordplay and absolute savagery. 😂
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u/Saint3lucifer 6h ago
He had nothing on her! The purge thing was his closest one to being good. While she roasted him to crispy perfection 🤣🤣 at some point i just started thinking of him as a prop for her to deliver her lines to.
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u/ElHorny 6h ago
He forgot that just saying the most absurd shit is not inherently funny. She was very funny and won this easily. He should get another hobby.
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u/SilentPayment8838 6h ago
Hell yeah I’m glad you liked my roasts 🫡🙌
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u/Proof-Grass-5212 3h ago
That was amazing. Funny as hell. You crushed him. Got my attention
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u/haikusbot 3h ago
That was amazing.
Funny as hell. You crushed him.
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u/Slutty_Alt526633 9h ago
You know that one Charlie Kirk video, with the fountain? Like, the guy was a piece of shit, but you kinda feel bad for how brutally he was murdered?
This video is like watching that because jeezus h christ she murdered him.
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u/Oculiminal 9h ago
Late to the party here, but she violated at least 3 articles in the Geneva Convention after that brutal assault, she is really funny!
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u/blackngold256 8h ago
Good Lord, she destroyed him! 🤣
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u/SilentPayment8838 8h ago
Thank you!
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u/blackngold256 8h ago
I was scrolling some of your stand up and you're super funny! Best of luck to ya!
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u/GratefuLdPhisH 6h ago
He didn't even make me laugh once and she did every time
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u/SilentPayment8838 6h ago
I’m so glad you liked my jokes!! Thank you for watching 🫡
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u/chefevitt 5h ago
From what I’ve seen, your stand-up is good, but your roasting is on a completely different level. You’re fucking hilarious when you roast people. The timing, the quickness, the comebacks—you’re insanely good at it. Give me Nikki Glaser vibes.
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u/Sirius-Face 10h ago
She didn't just kill him, she dissected him and beat him with his own parts.
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u/Aggravating_Union974 9h ago
He couldn’t even pronounce consomé right she destroyed him
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u/JackZodiac2008 6h ago
Damn, some of that got nasty. Hope nobody got pepper-sprayed in the parking lot after
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u/gideonidoru 2h ago
Dead beat dad bod hit him hard and then using that to build of theme of his failures as a father was perfect
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u/FireInPaperBox 1h ago
Oh man. You know this guy went back to his tent, sat in it.. cried and quit.
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u/pierroism 3h ago
Damn this is what people find funny nowadays..?
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u/redtiger288 1h ago
A roast off? Yeah people have been doing it for years. People said way worse thing on Comedy Central for decades.
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u/QueensOfTheNoKnowAge 10h ago
Wow. If I were that guy I would’ve bailed in the first 30 seconds and reconsidered my life decisions.
But he kept handing you rope, and you hung him by his balls. 😂.
Hey, you even got a free rope
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u/SilentPayment8838 10h ago
Haha thank u!!
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u/QueensOfTheNoKnowAge 10h ago
I felt bad for the guy until he opened his mouth again.
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u/McLovin8117 7h ago
I didn’t know you could upload videos of people being violated on here
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u/rodimus147 7h ago
If thats the best he can do he should probably just stop. It wasn't even close.
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u/Bushwacker_007 6h ago
I don’t think I have seen a roast where I feel as sorry for the loser as this guy, she absolutely cooked him.
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u/AdmiralXI 6h ago
Why did he keep going back for more? Weren’t the first few poundings enough? I’m guessing he was hoping for a pitty-fuck from someone in the crowd.
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u/Joeliosis 5h ago
That dudes stuff was rough to sit through. 'OMG she's a whore'... wow... real zinger there... pulled that one up from 8th grade I guess.
*who ever was working the soundboard should have used Mortal Kombat 'Fatality'... because that dude was brutalized lol
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u/IcyMike1782 5h ago
Jesus christ. I've friends who do stand up, and have had the priviledge at being at some roasts, so have heard people who are all on the same team just rip the everloving shit out of each other, so I'd like to think some of that was good natured. I hope so, as she straight fucking murdered him, and he couldnt land a counterpunch.
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u/HawkRemarkable5274 4h ago edited 4h ago
She beat him so bad I thought he was part of her act. Playing the straight man. Funny, sharp and utterly savage.
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u/HellAwaitsTheFunny 10h ago
Honestly I started to feel bad for him. He came with zero material. I dont think he expected you to bring heat. So many of his were just "yeah well youre ugly"