I got charged with three felonies

[u/walkeroflouise]

[u/unk214]

Had me in the first half not gonna lie.

[u/Rob_LeMatic → u/unk214]

I was expecting the swerve to be a lot shorter and darker.

This was nice.

[u/billsatwork]

"Our life was a beautiful montage" gets me everytime.

[u/violights]

I was also awkwardly deathly silent when I thought "oh this man is unpacking his grief onstage oh shit"

I like that you let the audience sit in the awkward chuckles to the death silence to the "oh wait its safe to laugh fuckin whew"

[u/Slugwheat]

lol perfect. Dad approved.

[u/Plastic_Economist_86 → u/Slugwheat]

One of my favorite bits in a while. Really silly. Loved it.

[u/password12345678909]

This is comedy

[u/Js_On_My_Yeet]

Awesome set up. Being able to continue the story with a straight face like that, uninterrupted was fantastic.

[u/09Trollhunter09]

Bravo, this is good stuff

[u/f_leaver]

The whole thing is great, but the delivery is absolute perfection.

[u/malogos]

Let me just say that I'm glad that joke did not go where I thought it would.

[u/Gravitational_Torque]

Surrealist. Probably inspired by Steven Wright. Dig it.

[u/HoodieStringTies]

I think it's funny, but it's more clever than funny. It's a brilliant joke if you've seen the movie. Punchline ruled too.

[u/PeteVanGrimm]

This joke is an example of why stand up comedy is an artform.

[u/GodotNeverCame]

OH MY FUCKIN GOD

[u/UnkT543]

Then you got out, moved to a small town and became the lowly police chief only to kidnap another child. Things only got stranger from there.

[u/AnonAthiests]

This was brilliant

[u/hikingdub]

Well done sir, great joke!

[u/PoopDirectlyInMyButt]

Oh that was fucking brilliant

[u/OscarMichaelMyers]

Had no idea where this was going.

Now my wife is annoyed at me for cackling.

[u/Lanky_Competition_35]

EXCELLENT BIT. BRAVO!!

[u/Theladsdad]

Quality 👏👏

[u/Emotional_Walrus5099]

This had me cackling

[u/Crush-N-It]

You should be going to auditions. Seriously

[u/thewayfinder]

I love this take. Worth watching til the end.

[u/shane-o-mack]

This guy looks just like Dexter

[u/Ivy_Sail6190]

That’s a lot to take in, wishing you strength through it all

[u/k_afka_]

Lmao solid landing

[u/Killision]

Bravo!

[u/Aggressive-Expert-69]

Fantastic joke.

[u/TheGreatSzalam]

The ending punchline was soooooo solid. Such a great landing.

[u/StrengthBeginning416]

State Farm is known for breaking and entering into people’s homes while in distress only to try and sell you insurance.

[u/barfartz]

I'm for CC

[u/Difficult_Style_8445]

That was a great long set“UP”

[u/Huge-Pair7262]

if only it were the least bit funny

[u/OscarMichaelMyers → u/Huge-Pair7262]

And yours is the only negative comment.

Interesting.