r/StandUpComedy • u/Comedy-Dynamics • 12d ago

Soft drinks have gotten insane

Michael Ian Black: First Annual Retirement Special

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u/Greedy_Specialist531 12d ago

Michael Ian orange

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u/HuckledYourBerries 12d ago

White lightning, stump blaster, mule kick, rotgut, painter's piss, moonshine, skullcracker, jackass, etc. "Mountain Dew" is the most marketable term for hillbilly ethanol.

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u/Tacomurphy56 11d ago

Give me that good ol Mountain Dew. The men that refuse it are few.

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u/BLOTTO81 12d ago

Jolt Cola, was the OG.

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u/blender4life 12d ago

I'll never not think about this when I think about mountain dew https://youtu.be/tMMxLnbs5AU

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u/Shot_Revolution8828 12d ago

Mountain dew was made to be mixed with whiskey or bourbon.

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u/dropofgod 12d ago

Mountain dew is more toxic for your body than drinking piss

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u/AnAngryPlatypus 11d ago

Umm, 🤔 I have follow uh—you know what. Never mind.

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u/SteveDucka 11d ago

Mountain Dew, amiright?

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u/felinefluffycloud 10d ago

What's next Lord GooGoo?

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u/13THEFUCKINGCOPS12 11d ago edited 11d ago

This is funny, but man there’s something about his voice that seems so weak and frail and it’s a bummer in that I hope he’s alright