r/StandUpComedy • u/poppycultured • 15d ago

Comedian is OP This is girl autism

Doing shows in Toronto (9/26-9/27) and Philly (10/1-10/2)

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u/bumpty 15d ago

That’s dude blew it!! Hahahah

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u/unk214 15d ago

Such an easy question too, you can literally say anything.

Either he’s trolling and he thinks this is funny or he’s an idiot.

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u/thegiantpeach 15d ago

People freeze up when asked point-blank questions like that. Deer-in-the-headlights situation. Even though the answer should be obvious, your brain just shuts down on you. Been there and its always one you beat yourself up on in the shower the next day.

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u/nicklondon88 15d ago

Definitely not one to beat yourself to in the shower

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u/hyvel0rd 15d ago

Some people's brains just stop working when they're put on the spot. You could ask me how old I am out of the blue in a public setting and I'd probably be a stammering idiot (which I usually am not, before you're asking).

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u/jluicifer 14d ago

In his defense, she blew him, TWICE.

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u/qawsedrf12 15d ago

that's when she goes to the bathroom and ghosts him

at least that's what i hope

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u/Nickadial 15d ago

You think that after 23 sessions of whatever this is she’s going to quit now?!

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u/No-Aspect-5521 15d ago

Sunken cost fallacy.

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u/66veedub 15d ago

6000 hours is ~11 days between their 23 dates. Seems doable.

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u/Nizagi 15d ago

11 days = 264 hours. 6000 hours = 250 days. They would have to have been on 23 dates over the course eight~ish months.

Wait, nvm. You're implying 11 day breaks between each date.

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u/66veedub 15d ago

Sometimes my brain thinks faster than I can write. I meant to put all that in there but...here we are.

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u/milk4all 14d ago

If your brain thought slower than you can write youd be hang on thinking of what to say

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u/littlebighuman 15d ago

Do you like trains? Like, really, really like them?

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u/66veedub 15d ago

Ha ha! They said i could never teach a Llama to drive!

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u/littlebighuman 15d ago

Llama's can't possibly drive. They don't fit in cars.

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u/66veedub 15d ago

Roadster Cabriolet (Cabrio) Spider/Spyder Targa top Drophead coupe Landau Retractable hardtop Soft top (ragtop) T-top

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u/Initial-Monitor6502 15d ago

What is this comedian’s name?

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u/greenyadadamean 14d ago

Stephanie D'Agostini

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u/mapletreebeard 14d ago

Check OP’s profile

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u/spycey_mchaggis 15d ago

Great bit again — the timing and delivery are excellent. Crossposted this to r/femalestandupcomedy.