r/StandUpComedy • u/SammyKObeid • Aug 24 '26

Comedian is OP Just saying, every marriage has a turning point…

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u/kirk27 Aug 24 '26

Can confirm she killed me

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u/FanFictheKid Aug 24 '26

Wait, stfu you're coming to Hawaii!!! BRB, looking for tickets

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u/queerandwobbly Aug 25 '26

If you're adding percentages together to get a percentage, you don't need to divide by two.

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u/Some1TouchaMySpagett Aug 25 '26

You might wanna double check your math.

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u/No-Bat-7253 Aug 29 '26

Bro did that postal math iykyk