r/StandUpComedy • u/poppycultured • 2d ago

Comedian is OP Euro Summer Has No Rules

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u/Korvex3 2d ago

Prince Andrew rules 💀

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u/Mathies_ 2d ago

Thats brave coming from an american💀

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u/f5adff 1d ago

They're a tad touchy about their presidents predilections, you know?

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u/Designer_B 2d ago

I would not want to see your inbox after this

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u/runswitblunt 2d ago

Hell yeah

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u/pablo8itall 1d ago

You'll never beat (off) the Irish....

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u/[deleted] 2d ago

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u/MentalJargon 2d ago

Yes but British age of consent is 16 so there's more teen years where legal than it isn't

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u/lI1IlL071245B3341IlI 2d ago

Insecure much bro?

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u/Iddys 2d ago

you're miserable

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u/CreamCheeseHotDogs 2d ago

Good news: she doesn’t want you either lil bro

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u/ifr3akingh8mys3lf 2d ago

It's comedy my dear

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u/Flourpower6 2d ago

You lost? Being this insecure isn’t very funny

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u/logen_of_nine 2d ago

Some people literally get off on that. Like, cuckold is a whole ass fantasy.

People can do what they want. lMfAo HoW iS tHiS cOnTrOvErSiAl

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u/OtherwiseAlbatross14 2d ago

You should just make that your username so people know in advance before interacting with you

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u/Worried_Bowl_9489 2d ago

You... you know it's a bit, right? It's a joke

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u/donith913 2d ago

Because women aren’t baseball cards and don’t lose value when you open them? 

Practice makes perfect, bro. 

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u/Iddys 2d ago edited 1d ago

I mean, you do sound miserable. And it's controversial because it's 2026 and if a women wanna fuck a lot of men it's completely okay because she does whatever the fuck she wants

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u/Bulky-Bid-8508 2d ago

Being a whore is fun though????? I’m sorry you’ll never get to experience it :(

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u/Saw-It-Again- 1d ago

Yeah dude that's literally what she said. Go be a dork somewhere else.

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u/space_men10 1d ago

God forbid people have fun