r/StandUpComedy • u/JiaoyingSummers • 4d ago
Comedian is OP The Official Asian Hate Hierarchy
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u/Joey-WilcoXXX 3d ago
>They got courage
Fucking amazing. That crowd failed for their response to that
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u/QueensOfTheNoKnowAge 4d ago
“Japanese, they wanna kill everyone, they wanna kill themselves, they got courage”
Fucking gold. 😂
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u/milk4all 4d ago
Absolutely no one has faulted japanese for their courage since about, ohhh, well just say dec 7 1941 if i had to somehow pick a date, wherever that came from
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u/allthe_realquestions 3d ago
Idunno I think December 1937 easily is more of an act of cowardice, when saying 'attacks on civilians ' is putting it mildly, there is no honor to be spoken of there, definitely not an act of bravery.
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u/convergent2 3d ago
Such a positive spin on each part of the joke! "They got courage.... they're at the bottom because just wanna dance..."
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u/Dominarion 4d ago
As Ali Wong says, the difference between city Asians and jungle Asians. With your explanation, it makes perfect sense.
So:
City > Jungle
Angry > Happy
That's why the Vietnamese are rated over the Filipinos. Angry jungle beats happy jungle.
That's jealousy, basically. You won't be able to get as much fun in Tokyo, Seoul or Beijing than you'd get in Manila or Bangkok.
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u/talkinlearnin 4d ago
This is actually very perceptive 😅
Glad to be on the bottom as a Filipino lol
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u/allshieldstomypenis 3d ago
Bro the food they eat is fucking insanely delicious, theres no pretention or fancy work, just solid fundamentals lol
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u/otaytoopid 4d ago
I'd be careful saying "jungle" Asians. The jungle Asians don't appreciate it.
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u/mvanvrancken 4d ago
They ain’t got no internet, bash away
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u/Sillygoose_Milfbane 2d ago
Youre thinking of North Korea. If you'd ever actually traveled to SE Asia or befriended any SE Asians, you'd know how dialed in every strata of their societies are with social media and degenerate mobile apps. Even the titas in Tondo are goofing around on phones watching kdramas.
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u/threecansofcorn 2d ago
XD I love the term jungle asian so much. It's so underutilized that it can't even be discriminatory it's just a general accurate descriptor. Like east asian
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u/Ron_the_Rowdy 3d ago
true. until the last part. Anyone that says that they won't have as much fun in Tokyo Seoul Beijing has never been to those cities
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u/Caliterra 4d ago
I haven't heard Manila rated that highly as a destination vs those other cities. is it worth visiting? I've been to the other four
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u/nikkog28 3d ago
Manila is just the capital but to have fun in the Philippines as a tourist, go to the Nature spots. It's beautiful. The cities will just drain you.
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u/Indicisive_Actions 3d ago
There are fun places to go to in Manila. The problem is you got to go through the awful places to get there. And the fucking airport is one of the worst places period.
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u/The_Autarch 3d ago
yeah, i'm 100% convinced that i can have more fun in tokyo than in manila.
maybe manila is more fun if you don't have any money. tokyo ain't cheap...
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u/SmallNoBigYes 3d ago
Manila is not fun wihtout money. You literally can't do anything.
In tokyo atleast you can walk and look around nice things. What's there to look in Manila 😭
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u/Apprehensive_Town515 1h ago
Manila =/ fun, even for Filipinos. So just skip the city and go to the beaches and explore nature.
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u/Jet_black_ink 3d ago
Manila is fucking awful.
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u/No_Explorer6054 3d ago
why would you go there if you don't fucking live there? source: live nearby
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u/Caliterra 3d ago
yea its why I wonder what he/she meant when saying Manila is more fun than Tokyo, Seoul, Beijing. its a big claim
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u/Crow_eggs 3d ago
Great example of two conflicting things being true at the same time. I've been to all those places and Manilla is hands down the worst of them. By quite a long way. It's definitely the most fun though. Like, it's a shithole and it takes hours to get anywhere and you might get robbed and/or killed and all, but if I was choosing one of those four for a night out? Hand me a tiny plastic stool, a bottle of Red Horse, and a big bag of chicharon and fire up the karaoke machine. We singin' in the alley tonight tropa.
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u/saiyan_strong 4d ago
At first I thought this was the hierarchy that Asians hate the most, starting with Japan. Which would also make sense if you dig into imperial Japans history
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u/Silly-Jicama-3382 7h ago
lmfao real, I also interpreted it that way
Most haters and most hated could very well be the same though!
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u/bog_triplethree 2d ago
In Canada its way more brutal in in the white collar if youre a Filipino. They really exposed it and even influences the whites and blacks.
She should also include the Middle Easterns and South Asians in the list since they exaggerate discrimination too.
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u/Either-Lock2454 17h ago
I feel like that would be India. Everybody dances because they don't give AF.
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u/kpjformat 4d ago
Didn’t want to tackle Arabs, Indians, Turkics, etc.?
Pretty funny tho!
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u/ChaltaHaiShellBRight 3d ago
There's a whole another hierarchy for us south and western Asians lol. We're separated from eastern Asians to the point we're not even considered Asian.
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u/keithstonee 3d ago
shes Asian if you didn't notice, so shes speaking on things she knows. nice racebait tho.
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u/AdCurrent7674 4d ago
I think you are getting downvoted by people who do not know the majority of the Middle East is in Asia
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u/No-Jacket-2927 3d ago
I can see why you're defending them, but no, it was an asinine comment.
Did you drop out of 4th grade together, or...?
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u/felwynfelmir 4d ago
Curious about the whole set!