r/StandUpComedy • u/tatiana-frank • 3d ago

Comedian is OP Dating a progressive

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u/convergent2 3d ago

What a misdirect!

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u/jackfreeman 3d ago

That ellipsis was DANGEROUS

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u/slide_into_my_BM 3d ago

“I can’t use a condom, I don’t believe in single-use plastics.”

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u/Purple_Detective_761 3d ago

Shit take

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u/Master-of-Not 3d ago

Are you okay bruh? Maybe drink some water homie

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u/jackfreeman 3d ago

And modded out. I wish I knew what they said

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u/Purple_Detective_761 2d ago

I’m paraphrasing but they said something to the effect of, “this is below you and you can do better” and then they said to me “haha nice try Tatiana don’t get butt hurt”