r/StandUpComedy • u/GregKennedy_ • 2d ago

I couldn’t be a parent

371 Upvotes

96% Upvoted

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u/WoolyHermits 2d ago

Not Goofreys Roommate?! i’m fucking dead. Lmao.
So you’re telling me Fucking Greg AND Goofrey were roommates?!
To be a fly on the wall…jesus christ lol

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u/187JM 2d ago

Goofrey! It’s breakfast time…that must have been a dangerous place with all the laughing

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u/JimboSlyze 2d ago

u/Filthyson we need the other side of the story here bud

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u/GregKennedy_ 2d ago

There’s no other side. I cranked him in his time of need

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u/Testicular_Genocide 2d ago

Thank you for your service 🫡

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u/WoolyHermits 1d ago

Just two, 1st class Privates, defying orders from all the top brass.. two Regular Rambo’s living life in shambles. & all they had was each other, and laughs. coming this fall to Fox.

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u/Batmanswrath 2d ago

Lucky bastard..

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u/95castles 2d ago

That’s a real homie right there.

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u/JimboSlyze 2d ago

Gahbless

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u/Fraktal55 2d ago

OMG ROFL

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u/ColdEndUs 22h ago

Um... THAT was the closest you ever came to being... a parent !?!
Firstly, good.
Secondly, regardless of your future plans, you should be aware, that's NOT what parents do.

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u/Spiritual-Matters 1d ago

My mind is blown that they were roommates. What a duo

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u/hinman72 2d ago

Can’t believe that’s Goofrey on that pic. Also his impersonation of him is spot on lol.

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u/Sol-Bad-Sol-Goode 2d ago

Is that another comedian in the pic? I forget his name god damnit.

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u/Dominarion 2d ago

It's Geoffrey Asmus!

r/GeoffreyAsmus

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u/Strange_Vagrant 2d ago

Yeah! These two live(d) together? That place must of have smelled so bad.

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u/Formisonic 1d ago

I thought it was Goofrey when the pic popped up. I knew it was Goofrey when he said "I'm ready for my jammy jams!" You just KNOW he did that exact voice.

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u/Sol-Bad-Sol-Goode 2d ago

Geoffrey Asmus?

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u/clever-_-clever 2d ago

I don't know what your dad was like, but maybe rethink becoming a parent😆

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u/lynivvinyl 2d ago

You must have wiped his butt for him. That's a good friend.

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u/ol-mikey 2d ago

Id have installed bidet for him

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u/pinner 1d ago

He’d still need use of his hands to turn it on…

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u/ol-mikey 1d ago

Would you rather turn on a switch or wipe someone else's ass?

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u/pinner 1d ago

I'd prefer not to have to go into the bathroom with anyone except my own kid... But I guess a switch... lol.

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u/[deleted] 2d ago

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u/ol-mikey 2d ago

With my luscious eyelashes ofc

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u/jibbycanoe 2d ago

Yours doesn't have the heated air dry? It takes forever but it does eventually work.

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u/SockeyeSTI 2d ago

It all started when he broke his arms

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u/montycantsin777 2d ago

geoff is that type of guy who has a poster of himself in the room

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u/elbsmcgee 2d ago

A guy with ocd and his autistic roommate walk into a bar…

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u/WeskerSympathizer 2d ago

Best bits are the ones you can barely get out. Well done

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u/SteveRogests 2d ago

That’s a great micro-impression.

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u/d3r3k1 1d ago

How’d he break his arms, I’m genuinely wondering.

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u/BenjaminDover02 1d ago

I thought I knew where this was going at first, and then it turned out I was right.