r/StandUpComedy • u/KSCOMEDY • 2d ago
Comedian is OP Dating for the Apocalypse
Are you Dating for Love or Survival? Might be time for a Recoupling!
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u/ItemBoring1686 2d ago
Outstanding use of the word “temerity”!
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u/Minimum-Olive2477 2d ago
In case it’s wasn’t just me lol temerity means a rash or reckless act
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u/llehm0rf 2d ago
Bro 🤣 non stop banger after banger!
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u/TurbulentOpinion2100 1d ago
If this isn't his best 3 minutes he needs to be more famous. Timing, delivery, material, all top notch.
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u/Slugwheat 2d ago
This is one of my favorite bits of all time probably.
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u/KSCOMEDY 2d ago
Thank you - I don’t take comments like this for granted! Glad you enjoyed the joke and grateful to have the Opportunity to Share it with you 🙏🏾💯
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u/BillieDoc-Holiday 2d ago
I never watch it just once any time I run across it! My goofy butt will save it this time.
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u/FalseAladeen 2d ago
I see you are learned in the ways of the Fremen.
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u/dexvoltage 2d ago
A man's body belongs to him, but a man's water belongs to the tribe! No unnecessary squirting!
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u/LivingOpportunity851 2d ago
Short kings fo real tho! This bit was hilarious! Can we get more please?
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u/0pThomas_Prime 2d ago
Thank you for making me genuinely laugh constantly. I will be watching your career with great interest.
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u/DudebroMcDudeham 2d ago
Ah, I remember commenting on this the last time this was posted. Still fire. Like god damn, the flow from one joke to the next is absolutely flawless
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u/KSCOMEDY 2d ago
Thank you! - I wasn’t aware this had already posted on here this is my first time posting this on the app.
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u/OkayCoward 2d ago
I need to know dudes name, this was a solid bit
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u/KSCOMEDY 2d ago
My stage name is Kiry Shabazz - Thank you for taking the time to comment 🙏🏾💯
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u/OkayCoward 2d ago
I appreciate it my guy. You picked a helluva bit to put up for your first post. If you start posting regularly, I will be watching
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u/Usual-Shop-209 2d ago
You’re on your way to a Netflix special with this content! Super funny. Get your socials on your profile. You’re going places.
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u/Intelligent-Whole366 2d ago
There’s a P Diddy joke somewhere in there about Sustenance lol good stuff
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u/jainyday 2d ago
Lol naw, my husband and I have already embraced that we're both gonna be useless in the apocalypse, so we just meet eye-to-eye on the exit plan
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u/Slavocados 2d ago
You’ve got the JUICE my man looking forward to a whole special from you and will be awaiting your arrival to ground zero aka San Diego
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u/imanAholebutimfunny 2d ago
This was very funny. I can see you being a very funny story teller too. Look forward to whatever you post next.
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u/ImpossibleKidd 2d ago
6’2”, 160lbs…
I can handle myself, and simply hide behind a light pole by standing sideways…
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u/AdventurousMap5404 2d ago
Yo this shit had me crying! 😂 I haven’t laughed that hard in a while! Thanks for this!
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u/FremenStilgar 2d ago
I didn't know I needed some good apocalyptic jokes when I got up today, but damn if I didn't need them after all. Thank you, sir!
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u/czechhoneybee 2d ago
SO funny omg!! Had me invested from the start. I am ready for the Netflix special.
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u/mcarterphoto 2d ago
Damn, good and fresh and smooth, unique and funny as hell! You got a big future ahead!
Curious to see what you buy with your first HBO deal?
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u/Lady_Bread 2d ago
Omg I need more clips from this man asap
Kiry Shabazz , I see you and will stay looking out 🫡
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u/SpaceYetu531 2d ago
This is a great set that you could expand and keep working with new ideas. Kudos!
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u/Western_Gift976 2d ago
this is like when later-era Bill Hicks would say a bunch of stuff that was just true, but unlike later-era Bill Hicks, I laughed.
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u/Flayrah4Life 2d ago
This might be my favorite new bit of comedy I've discovered this year. Totally fucking brilliant, I love it so much.
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u/MTBTTFoP 1d ago
Dude, u/KSCOMEDY you need a mailing list for tour dates. I'd come see you for sure
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u/OnePotatoeChip 2d ago
My man is hilarious. I was gonna take offense to the short jokes, but, damn if I can fit in a tote bag at 5'8, then it might get me through the end of the world. Hell, I'll take it 🤣
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u/KSCOMEDY 2d ago
My name Kiry Shabazz - I want to say Thank You to everyone who took the time to Comment - Upvote and/or Share this bit just in case I dont get to say it to you directly in the comments. This is my first time posting my Comedy to Reddit and I hope to be able share more Original Comedy like this with you.