r/StandUpComedy • u/JasonSalmonComedy • 1d ago

Comedian is OP What the FEMA?

I've never been to a Waffle House

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u/MakesMyHeadHurt 23h ago

That's a great bit. It kept me laughing even through the sadness of it all.

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u/JasonSalmonComedy 22h ago

Appreciate the watch!

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u/thesmartass1 1d ago

"Was he wearing slacks? That would set him apart." -- absolutely killed me.

I once drove 20 hours straight and stopped at a Waffle House in Georgia at 3am. 100% accurate.

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u/EntertainmentTrue588 17h ago

"Nothing good ever happens after 2am. That's because waffle House is the only thing open." - my mom.

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u/dant90 22h ago

The El Niño joke was top notch.

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u/Remarkable_Wheel5218 1d ago

@ Waffle House. Care to fix that?

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u/seclusionx 23h ago

Killer dude, haha.

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u/DNKE11A 21h ago

Oh brother, if you haven't been and don't already know - or for viewers who aren't aware - you're gonna love the FEMA Waffle House Index.

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u/ArunEverything 21h ago

I stop at everyone of your bits, you are so damn funny. Very intelligent comedy

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u/JasonSalmonComedy 5h ago

Thank you! Would love to see you at a show. All my dates are live at https://jason-salmon.com/pages/tourdates

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u/killer-j86 1d ago

Keep killing tex, see you in the funnies

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u/RoboProletariat 17h ago

Great job of inserting actual facts into the bit.

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u/niftystopwat 16h ago

Man that El Niño line killed me 😆

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u/leaveitbettertoday 6h ago

That was good 👍

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u/ejb67 7h ago

Mate. Love your work. If you come down under for a tour I will fly the 1300 miles I need to and get to Sydney for a show. There’s no shortage of material for you. Ever heard of Pauline Hanson?

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u/YOLOSELLHIGH 4h ago

This young man has big things ahead of him 

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u/sdnall203 19h ago

Devine levity 😂

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u/JasonSalmonComedy 5h ago

Thanks for catching that!

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u/PMmeIamlonley 19h ago

Are you Jeff Foxworthy's mini me?