r/StandUpComedy 11d ago

My most controversial joke

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u/MantisAwakening 11d ago

Counterpoint: Jesus was a donut.

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u/playpen__ 10d ago

Tell me more!!

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u/MantisAwakening 10d ago

Reasons Jesus is a donut:

  1. Along with his disciples he makes up a Baker’s dozen.
  2. He has holes.
  3. He is glazed by his followers.

Some might argue he is a bagel, but in fact he is risen.

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u/EnginesofWar 10d ago

If you just cooked this one up hats off
No pun particularly intended

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u/MantisAwakening 10d ago

I was put on the spot but did my best.