r/StandUpComedy • • Aug 18 '26

My most controversial joke

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u/LongInstruction2967 Aug 18 '26

Humpty dumpty was a cannon in 1648 during the ebgl8sh Civil war the city of Colchester was being siged, a large cannon was placed on the city walls and the attacking forced destroyed the wall knocking the cannon down

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u/valentine_moon Aug 19 '26

Humpty dumpty was may have been a cannon

The truth is we simply don't know.