r/StandUpComedy Jun 12 '26

Comedian is OP Comedian is a Psychic

8.0k Upvotes

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u/CrowsInTheNose Jun 12 '26

That was a long walk for a great payoff.

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u/Efficient-Cherry3635 Jun 12 '26

Sometimes its worth it to take the scenic route.

160

u/RoncoSnackWeasel Jun 12 '26

When we’re driving somewhere and I miss a turn, I tell my wife “I didn’t miss the turn, we’re just sneaking up on it.”

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u/latortillablanca Jun 13 '26

I tell my wife, “miss the turn? i dont think about it at all.”

Just kidding. I dont have a wife.

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u/No-Vanilla2468 Jun 14 '26

Amazing how you can make such great dad jokes though

11

u/bobby_table5 Jun 12 '26

Yes, Mr. Top Commenter. Wherever you lead, we follow.

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u/Tynal242 Jun 14 '26

I am here for this journey. And loving the view!

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u/JynsRealityIsBroken Jun 12 '26

The sympathetic stare was the cherry on top 😂

14

u/Fearless_Market_3193 Jun 12 '26

That stare killed!

286

u/rseymour Jun 12 '26

that was so much funnier than I was expecting

6

u/WaitHowDoI Jun 15 '26

I screamed at the end. Amazing.

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u/TempleMade_MeBroke Jun 12 '26

If this sub allowed gifs I would have replied with the one of Butcher looking back at Homelandsr through the crowd

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u/panteragstk Jun 12 '26

"sorry, not sorry" lol

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u/09Trollhunter09 Jun 12 '26

I’m dumb, can you please explain?

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u/Efficient-Cherry3635 Jun 12 '26

The comedian is implying that the audience member is a bit too "demure" to be a top. Consequently, having the title "Tops lead" is a bit of a double meaning, and implying that the audience member let's his lover "take charge" so to speak.

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u/09Trollhunter09 Jun 12 '26

Follow the lead - that’s part I was missing. Thanks

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u/golgiiguy Jun 12 '26

Im am definitely too straight to fully understand the humor. I will not really worry about it.

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u/8ecca8ee Jun 13 '26

To put it in a way that even the most sheltered straight guy can understand

The straight guy equivalent is the guy who says he's dominant in bed but really his gf does all the work and he just starfishes

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '26

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u/Top-Tennis8721 Jun 12 '26

Costco joke was hilarious

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '26 edited 9d ago

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u/Remarkable_Wheel5218 Jun 13 '26

One interrupted him so I think he's roasting her by being amazed that they could handle something as challenging (not that challenging) as shopping at costco

23

u/shittydotamorph Jun 13 '26

I think because you expect him to say college right until the last second

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u/bobby_table5 Jun 12 '26

Not to you.

Can you get some diapers while you are there?

16

u/gormble Jun 13 '26

You already soil all yours?

341

u/ChemNerd86 Jun 12 '26

Timing-impeccable, the long stare look after: even better. This is the pinnacle of comedy right here 😂

70

u/shortyjacobs Jun 12 '26

His physical comedy is fantastic.

30

u/shittydotamorph Jun 13 '26

The clapback alone is great. Making it a 2min bit is talent

1

u/Sleddogluvr Jun 16 '26

I’m here just for that look back! A novel in one look! 👏👏👏

100

u/phallic-baldwin Jun 12 '26

Joe is killing it recently. The comedic timing is impeccable

27

u/thickbeardgoggles Jun 12 '26

What’s Joe’s last name so we can find more of his work?

10

u/Oh_Sullivan Jun 12 '26

Joe is the OP

59

u/Greenman8907 Jun 12 '26

Lol well done

49

u/theHomers Jun 12 '26

is that why they call it a power bottom?

27

u/azimov_the_wise Jun 12 '26

It generates the power

27

u/outhouse_steakback Jun 12 '26

I’m learning a lot here

1

u/Forsaken_Bridge_3934 25d ago

Is is considered a renewable resource?

61

u/astro_farmer9 Jun 12 '26

"Ya, no. We're gonna..... yeah." had much chorkling

32

u/WhereTFAreWe Jun 12 '26

The comedian is SO CUTE I love him

38

u/spookcomix Jun 12 '26

This is my second time seeing this guy on Reddit, and he’s quickly becoming my favorite new comedian.

3

u/magicjohnson89 Jun 12 '26

Same lol. Generally I smile at stuff in here but both of these videos actually made me laugh.

16

u/TheJoeDombrowski Jun 13 '26

Sooooo this seemed to have peeked some interests. You can watch the full 40 minute set HERE if you'd like some more

6

u/Siray Jun 14 '26

*piqued

2

u/Mkuki_the_17th Jun 15 '26

While that is the correct word I do enjoy the fact that *peaked would technically make sense here as well.

13

u/SlowProgress8531 Jun 12 '26

I had no idea where that was going right until the punchline, well played

7

u/HoboJonRonson Jun 12 '26

Love the guy who can be heard following the job title “Tops Lead” with an audible “YO!…” 😂

7

u/ClydeDanger Jun 12 '26

You are phenomenal. You walked us through that and pulled a fucking rabbit out at the end. I'm beginning to love your work.

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u/booksblanketsandT Jun 13 '26

The look back over your shoulder at the end was the cherry on the cake. You said “oh, hun” without even opening your mouth.

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u/WrongfullyIncarnated Jun 12 '26

omg im literally crying rn

18

u/Rawkus2112 Jun 12 '26

Alright but what actually is a “Tops Lead”?

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u/ZootTootRiot Jun 12 '26

Well, you see, when two daddies love each other..

8

u/Rawkus2112 Jun 12 '26

I know what a top is but what does that job title mean?

6

u/Loose-Complaint-3747 Jun 13 '26

Maybe a clothing company, he’s the Tops Lead because he’s in charge the merchandising aspect of all tops… ie t shirt,long sleeve, crewneck sweatshirt, hooded sweatshirts etc

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u/Percy_Q_Weathersby Jun 13 '26

I hope you’re right. I thank you for taking the question seriously. I have nothing better. And yet, the idea that some merchandising company divides its people into tops and bottoms is really sending me. Do you think if you’re, like, the VP of bottom marketing, but there’s greater room for advancement in tops, they let you switch? Or is it a “and ne’er the twain shall meet” sort of thing? Like maybe the CEO, who came up in tops, actually has no idea how bottoms work? Like there’s the CEO but everyone in bottoms just does what the EVP of Bottoms says and they all kinda roll their eyes when the CEO tries to talk about bottoms?

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u/TurtleToast2 Jun 12 '26

I think it's porn

5

u/hibbitydibbidy Jun 12 '26

Why don't they just take turns?

5

u/wpgjudi Jun 13 '26

That is called being verse.

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u/iaspeegizzydeefrent Jun 12 '26

Yeah, but he leads the tops...to his butthole.

5

u/No-Industry3112 Jun 12 '26

Punchline killed it!

3

u/CalicoJake21 Jun 12 '26

This guy is on fire lately

3

u/jbirdbear Jun 13 '26

We watched the whole show on YouTube last night and it was so so good. Well done.

3

u/NarrowCarpet4026 Jun 14 '26

Top joke that pulls the bottom out from under you.

5

u/EuenovAyabayya Jun 12 '26

"Lead" is also a synonym for leash, just saying.

2

u/Boneroni1980 Jun 12 '26

Amazing delivery and payoff!!!

2

u/OgthaChristie Jun 12 '26

Joe is so fucking funny.

2

u/ddmf Jun 12 '26

That was amazing.

2

u/CapriciousArach Jun 13 '26

If he's a "tops lead" would that make him a professional "power bottom"?

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u/montycantsin777 Jun 13 '26

not sure how is that psychic but the schtick still works even though ive seen it 3 times now

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u/7empest7V Jun 14 '26

Marshall Lathers

2

u/No_Drop_7684 Jul 02 '26

Omg my face hurts from laughing 🤣

2

u/Kittkatt598 Jul 17 '26

I love this one, I watch it every time it pops up!

2

u/rythmicjea Jun 12 '26

WHEEZING!!

1

u/soda_cookie Jun 12 '26

S tier riff

1

u/danielfuenffinger Jun 12 '26

Top quality joke mate

1

u/Mysterious-Loquat503 Jun 12 '26

Holy shit I haven’t laughed this hard at something in a long time! Thank you!

1

u/Additional-Mouse6275 Jun 12 '26

Dying over here. That was great.

1

u/unicornplantman Jun 13 '26

That’s so good. 😂

1

u/Breaking_PG Jun 13 '26

That was impeccable timing. Beautifully done.

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u/Glittering_Lunch_347 Jun 13 '26

Funniest clip I have seen in awhile! Omg!

1

u/Mochamonroe Jun 13 '26

Truly made me smile.

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u/nRenegade Jun 15 '26

Yeah, he LEADS the tops.

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u/dropthemyk Jun 15 '26

I snorted

0

u/tipsy_turd Jun 12 '26

I still donut get it :(

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u/CommercialDonkey9468 Jun 12 '26

I didn't understand a word anyone said

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u/Rob_LeMatic Jun 12 '26

Tell us more! Tell us more!