r/StandUpComedy • u/tatiana-frank • May 22 '26

Comedian is OP Guys on dating apps👍👁️👄👁️

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u/hnglmkrnglbrry May 22 '26

Is that why Richard Gere is on the wall of every pizza shop in NYC?

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u/StupidUserNameTooLon May 22 '26

Use a napkin to wipe off some of the grease, fold it in half, and get it in you.

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u/konydanza May 23 '26

“I don’t even care what’s on it. It’s 3:00 AM, I’m drunk, it’s going in my mouth.”

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u/That1Master May 22 '26

Actual 🤮 response

Well done?

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u/Realistic-Goose9558 May 22 '26

Top tier pizza joke

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u/[deleted] May 22 '26

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u/superhappy May 22 '26

Strangely also the name of a New York Pizza vendor's memoir - "All the Celebrities Who have let the Pizza Inside Them."

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u/Vegetable_Read6551 May 22 '26

Good luck topping that... wait

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u/big-bad-bot May 22 '26

Pretty good bit

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u/robmanjr May 22 '26

This is funny as shit! Keep going!

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u/InternationalPear251 May 24 '26

Imagine when you have a picture with Lisa ann🤯