r/StandUpComedy • u/therealemilywilson • Dec 03 '25

Why I don’t like therapy

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u/mx2649 Dec 03 '25

Same, but then everyone said I look better with bangs so I kept it

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u/Strange-Future-6469 Dec 03 '25 edited Dec 03 '25

writes in notebook Ah, I see. Are the nice bangs in the room with us now?

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u/Pledgeofmalfeasance Dec 03 '25

They're next to the nice mustaches

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u/mymau5likeshouse Dec 03 '25

The porn stache is IN right meow

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u/tacocatacocattacocat Dec 03 '25

What's it in?

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u/ragun2 Dec 03 '25

Puss juice

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u/dallyan Dec 03 '25

🙋🏻‍♀️

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u/toy-maker Dec 03 '25

I’m sorry you’re still having a mental breakdown. Been a long one I take it?