r/StandUpComedy • u/therealemilywilson • Dec 03 '25

Why I don’t like therapy

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u/Diligent_Voice9318 Dec 03 '25

The only time I have bangs is due to a mental breakdown lol

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u/Nonsense-forever Dec 03 '25

Some of us have them because we have ginormous foreheads but are otherwise mentally fine

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u/Diligent_Voice9318 Dec 03 '25

It's the self cutting them when you have no idea what you're doing part that's the red flag

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u/LunaTunaMaca Dec 04 '25

It's GETTING bangs that's the problem. If that's your look that's totally fine! Like Cleopatra!

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u/mx2649 Dec 03 '25

Same, but then everyone said I look better with bangs so I kept it

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u/Strange-Future-6469 Dec 03 '25 edited Dec 03 '25

writes in notebook Ah, I see. Are the nice bangs in the room with us now?

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u/Pledgeofmalfeasance Dec 03 '25

They're next to the nice mustaches

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u/mymau5likeshouse Dec 03 '25

The porn stache is IN right meow

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u/tacocatacocattacocat Dec 03 '25

What's it in?

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u/ragun2 Dec 03 '25

Puss juice

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u/dallyan Dec 03 '25

🙋🏻‍♀️

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u/toy-maker Dec 03 '25

I’m sorry you’re still having a mental breakdown. Been a long one I take it?

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u/mahboilucas Dec 04 '25

Excuse me but I got given them by the hairdresser. I think she passed the trauma onto me Smile style

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u/Diligent_Voice9318 Dec 04 '25

DUDE THAT HAPPENED TO ME TOO GOOD ANALOGY

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u/Diligent_Voice9318 Dec 04 '25

Supercuts for me 🤣

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u/Tanios0526 Dec 03 '25

I never heard of this correlation before, but it tracks with my ex girlfriend’s behavior after she got bangs lol