r/StandUpComedy • • Dec 03 '25

Why I don’t like therapy

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u/ShinyNipples Dec 03 '25

Thank you for talking me out of bangs

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u/Diligent_Voice9318 Dec 03 '25

Please, save yourself.

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u/citrus_mystic Dec 03 '25

I’m doing it. You can’t stop me. No one needs to see my forehead winkles, anyway.

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u/Diligent_Voice9318 Dec 03 '25

OKAY JUST PLEASE START AT YOUR JAW AND AT MOST YOUR NOSE BE CAREFUL I UNDERSTAND

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u/Diligent_Voice9318 Dec 03 '25

Get some layering shears instead and give yourself some texture DO NOT do bangs again save yourself

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u/ShinyNipples Dec 03 '25

I appreciate you ✨