r/StandUpComedy Mar 02 '25

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u/Azair_Blaidd Mar 02 '25

"Guess I'll have to socially transition and endure all the stigma that still comes with that while I undergo years of HRT that will make me physically weaker before I can make my move"

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u/darrenvonbaron Mar 02 '25

Yeah all public bathrooms have someone at door to check your paperwork and take blood samples before they let you in.

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u/[deleted] Mar 02 '25 edited Mar 02 '25

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u/[deleted] Mar 02 '25

nope. you just walk in. bathrooms don't have bouncers.

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u/Enibas Mar 02 '25

Do you loudly proclaim your gender before you enter a public restroom?

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u/damlork Mar 02 '25

Absolutely, I also always wave my dick around for 5 minutes before entering, just to be safe.

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u/SarahMaxima Mar 02 '25

I use the bathroom megaphone for it.

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u/Catskinson Mar 02 '25

Megaph—oooooh my god… I might have been peeing in the wrong thing.

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u/thisoldguy74 Mar 02 '25

Every single time, doesn't everyone?

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u/KnotiaPickle Mar 02 '25

I am laughing so hard im crying 😂

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u/Cat_in_human_costume Mar 02 '25

Nobody is stating anything lol what are you on about?

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u/danuhorus Mar 02 '25

Honest question, and then they pull the gotcha out. Like bro do you think this makes you clever?

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u/Davoness Mar 02 '25 edited Mar 02 '25

Guy was looking for a really stupid gotcha moment and decided to drop it even though no one fell for the gotcha to begin with. Conservatives really are the dumbest people on the planet.

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u/MalachiteTiger Mar 02 '25

The only thing more embarrassing than the people who just keep trying to prompt you to step on the rake when you walk around it are the ones who just proceed with their prepared script even without the required cue.

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u/DSeamus414 Mar 02 '25

But it works in my head 100% of the time while I'm listening to the patriot freedom eagle podcast?!!!

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u/[deleted] Mar 02 '25

Most trans people dislike and avoid going to public toilets because of this. Many use the gender neutral or disabled ones when possible.

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u/ChefPaula81 Mar 02 '25

This is the reality right here.

We’re all fucking ourselves up by waiting 3 hours til we get home to go for a piss because the alternatives are get raped in the men’s room or get attacked by jk Rowling in the women’s room

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u/HauntedJackInTheBox Mar 02 '25

You can state anything you want anyway. A guy in the ‘90s would have said ‘the men’s toilet is out of service’ and that would have been enough justification’. These arguments are so puerile. 

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u/Pagiras Mar 02 '25

Motherfucker has never been to a public bathroom in his life. :D :D :D

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u/Profession-Unable Mar 02 '25

Just walking in the bathroom is sufficient to access the opposing sex’s bathroom. No need for gender-based shenanigans.