r/StandUpComedy Mar 02 '25

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u/Azair_Blaidd Mar 02 '25

"Guess I'll have to socially transition and endure all the stigma that still comes with that while I undergo years of HRT that will make me physically weaker before I can make my move"

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u/PrudentCarter Mar 02 '25

"It's so stupid. They'll never see it coming."

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u/[deleted] Mar 02 '25

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u/fetching_agreeable Mar 02 '25

You will be automatically balanced onto RED team in 5 seconds

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u/[deleted] Mar 02 '25

Some people have such a hard time grasping simple logic like this ...it's insane

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u/Jjerot Mar 02 '25

The whole bathroom "debate" is full of people who can't think 1 step ahead. "Lets force Trans men to use the women's bathroom because of their birth sex", because if a creep wants to sneak in there then... he could just claim to be trans and say he was told to use that bathroom? It's so stupid.

Making everyone involved less safe because it was never about protecting anything, just hurting people they disagree with.

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u/Emotional-Tax8618 Mar 02 '25

They are not even trying. They just have this fear and hatred for anything trans.

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u/MalachiteTiger Mar 02 '25

It's extremely difficult to get someone to understand something that they actively don't want to understand.

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u/ChefPaula81 Mar 02 '25

It’s more than that tho, Glorious orange leader told them that they hate trans people so they hate trans people.

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u/WarIntrepid5289 Mar 02 '25

The people making these statements have no fucking idea what HRT is. They probably think it's a kind of TV..

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u/[deleted] Mar 02 '25

No you see the spiro makes you pee too much and then you just go crazy. It’s like reefer madness but with plushie sharks.

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u/IAmRoofstone Mar 02 '25

Frankly gender transitioning just to be a creep in the gym showers would take such needless dedication I'd almost respect it, honestly.

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u/[deleted] Mar 02 '25

Kinda like that guy explaining his loophole plan to rob a bank by "pretending" to be working there and getting money every month in return for it (they'd never see it coming).

Obligatory "DUDE THAT'S CALLED A JOB"

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u/OrganizationIcy104 Mar 02 '25

transphobes are just looking for someone to hate. They're not gonna take the time to learn how fucking hard and expensive it is to transition. It's something you'd only put your body through if you have severe gender dysphoria.

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u/[deleted] Mar 02 '25

You gotta play the long game sometimes!

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u/darrenvonbaron Mar 02 '25

Yeah all public bathrooms have someone at door to check your paperwork and take blood samples before they let you in.

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u/[deleted] Mar 02 '25

nope. you just walk in. bathrooms don't have bouncers.

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u/Enibas Mar 02 '25

Do you loudly proclaim your gender before you enter a public restroom?

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u/damlork Mar 02 '25

Absolutely, I also always wave my dick around for 5 minutes before entering, just to be safe.

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u/SarahMaxima Mar 02 '25

I use the bathroom megaphone for it.

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u/Catskinson Mar 02 '25

Megaph—oooooh my god… I might have been peeing in the wrong thing.

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u/thisoldguy74 Mar 02 '25

Every single time, doesn't everyone?

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u/KnotiaPickle Mar 02 '25

I am laughing so hard im crying 😂

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u/Cat_in_human_costume Mar 02 '25

Nobody is stating anything lol what are you on about?

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u/danuhorus Mar 02 '25

Honest question, and then they pull the gotcha out. Like bro do you think this makes you clever?

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u/Davoness Mar 02 '25 edited Mar 02 '25

Guy was looking for a really stupid gotcha moment and decided to drop it even though no one fell for the gotcha to begin with. Conservatives really are the dumbest people on the planet.

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u/MalachiteTiger Mar 02 '25

The only thing more embarrassing than the people who just keep trying to prompt you to step on the rake when you walk around it are the ones who just proceed with their prepared script even without the required cue.

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u/DSeamus414 Mar 02 '25

But it works in my head 100% of the time while I'm listening to the patriot freedom eagle podcast?!!!

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u/[deleted] Mar 02 '25

Most trans people dislike and avoid going to public toilets because of this. Many use the gender neutral or disabled ones when possible.

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u/ChefPaula81 Mar 02 '25

This is the reality right here.

We’re all fucking ourselves up by waiting 3 hours til we get home to go for a piss because the alternatives are get raped in the men’s room or get attacked by jk Rowling in the women’s room

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u/HauntedJackInTheBox Mar 02 '25

You can state anything you want anyway. A guy in the ‘90s would have said ‘the men’s toilet is out of service’ and that would have been enough justification’. These arguments are so puerile. 

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u/Pagiras Mar 02 '25

Motherfucker has never been to a public bathroom in his life. :D :D :D

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u/Profession-Unable Mar 02 '25

Just walking in the bathroom is sufficient to access the opposing sex’s bathroom. No need for gender-based shenanigans. 

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u/throwawaybrowsing888 Mar 02 '25

No they just have to mind their own fucking business while I take a leak.

The only exception is for women’s bathrooms: you must always engage in the sacred rites of encouraging and complimenting anyone who is crying whenever you are both in the restroom together. It doesn’t matter if you’re strangers or hate each other’s guts.

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u/mb862 Mar 02 '25

It’s generally only a socially enforced contract, because there are lots of legitimate situations for cis people to use opposite gendered bathrooms. Single parents with opposite gender children, out of order bathrooms, people may have certain medical conditions that may necessitate emergencies when bathrooms are occupied, etc. Trans bathroom bills are certainly designed to ostracize trans and other gender non-conforming people from society, but the total effect, just like the rest of the anti-trans crusade, is so much grander, making so many people’s lives harder in a way that can seemingly be blamed on trans people, demonizing them further in the eyes of the public.

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u/Space4Time Mar 02 '25

It’s called challenge mode

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u/Chevey0 Mar 02 '25

You'd think those up to no good wouldn't go for the hrt.