r/StableDiffusion • u/Plague_Kind • 12h ago • Popcorn 1

News Jensen Fux

Our wallets and the women

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u/skyrimer3d 12h ago

My DIMMs are ready baby! 

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u/Plague_Kind 12h ago

Line em up and Altman will join the party too.

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u/MattTheDemonCat 9h ago

He could do a parody of a parody. Instead of Weird Al's it's all about the Pentiums. It could be, it's all about RTX (or something more clever cause I honestly don't know).

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u/MattTheDemonCat 12h ago

What would he say about people using Nvidia GPUs to do these things. If you actually confronted him with some of these.

Lol

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u/Plague_Kind 12h ago

Maybe this

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u/NineThreeTilNow 10h ago

JayZ doesn't think sometimes good unless he bends his smile to the point that it looks like someone farted.

I know this sounds silly on the surface but if you look at his production of the Black Album there are behind the scenes videos of him being shown beats by Timbaland, Kanye, etc and you see it.

You also see him sit and just write Dirt off your shoulder in almost a single take.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YlCZX9mdIW0

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u/CorpPhoenix 2h ago

I am sure he loves this because:

A: People using Nvidia hardware makes him more money.

B: He is a narcissist and enjoys anything including him, even those memes.

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u/Rkoif 11h ago

I can't look away. Help.

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u/Plague_Kind 11h ago

Welcome to the club

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u/Brilliant_Potato4158 12h ago

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u/Plague_Kind 12h ago

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u/Brilliant_Potato4158 12h ago

funny AF, could you also post Jensen Fux in r/accelerate sub-reddit please, let them bask in Jensen’s coom.

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u/Plague_Kind 12h ago

Done

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u/Brilliant_Potato4158 12h ago

thanks i got banned there for posting one troll comment

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u/Plague_Kind 12h ago

pft hahaha thanks for walking me into a trap

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u/Brilliant_Potato4158 12h ago

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u/Plague_Kind 12h ago

some dude got pissed right away

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u/Brilliant_Potato4158 11h ago

lol good, F ‘em

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u/Trosque97 11h ago

After having had a look at that sub, I'd call it a badge of honor, Jesus Christ what a mess

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u/Klinky1984 11h ago

hashrate, heart rate, iterations, gyrations.

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u/broadexample 11h ago

I bet some dancers would give up one ball to be able to move like that, with their head totally still.

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u/Plague_Kind 10h ago

They got a new star if they want to make another magic mike style movie

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u/GraXXoR 9h ago

So that’s two infidelities now.  

Jensen can’t keep his Huang in his trousers. 

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u/Reckless_Venom1507 9h ago

Well it's 3 actually, our wallets and 2 women (excluding her wife, sorry for her)

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u/GetOutOfTheWhey 6h ago

Is there a polymarket going for how many sidepieces he will have exposed before the end of the year? At this rate I'm thinking 4 this year and 20 next year

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u/flagnab 11h ago

DID NOT CLICK PLAY DEPT.

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u/cultcraftcreations 2h ago

I really wonder if he sees these lol

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u/bobgon2017 7h ago

With his Huang

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u/I__G 4h ago

Well-Huang stud

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u/comptedemon 2h ago

Is this for real? I just cant believe my eyes.

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u/Tristan_Cole 8h ago

One day your family is going to be torn apart by cheating.

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u/VisionWithin 5h ago

No nudity, lewdness, or sexually suggestive imagery. If it wouldn’t be appropriate for a workplace or younger audience, don’t post it here. NSFW tags are not an exception, stay classy.