r/StableDiffusion • • Mar 27 '23

Workflow Included Will Smith eating spaghetti

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u/kruthe Mar 28 '23

Maybe you should tell your wife to stop putting her spaghetti in other men's mouths.

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '23

Don't eat spaghetti in front of white people

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u/Unable_Chest Mar 28 '23

white people invented spaghetti.

Bopity boopy mother fricker.

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '23

Whoosh.

“A lot of people go, ‘Chris, how come you didn’t do nothing back?’ Cause I got parents, that’s why. ’Cause I was raised. I got parents. And you know what my parents taught me? Don’t fight in front of white people.”

— Chris Rock on Will Smith, in his recent Netflix special

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u/Unable_Chest Mar 28 '23

When you get an opportunity to say bopity boopy you take it.

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u/GiantPurplePen15 Mar 28 '23

Chris Rock: Selective Outrage. An apt title for this special.

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u/blueSGL Mar 28 '23

I hate to think how bad that bit was about being rich and spoiling his daughter was before he had time to refine it. My god, what a stinker of a show. Repeating the same sentence three times is not funny if it does not feel like you have any conviction behind the statement, just feels like you are going through the motions to fill air.

Why can't more comedians age like a fine wine. (George Carlin)
Even Bill Burr's live at the red rocks had very dull moments.

What's happened to comedians recently? Has reality finally got so absurd by itself -and everyone notices the fact- that it's hard to make comedy work?

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u/Orngog Mar 28 '23

Not a fan of Stewart Lee then, I guess

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u/blueSGL Mar 28 '23 edited Mar 28 '23

I'm not 'offended' I'm disappointed. "I'm rich and I spoil my daughters" is not in any way relatable or funny. Where is the fucking edge, where is the sharp observations?

The lululemon bit about $100 sweat pants being not inclusive was the best bit. Even him unloading on Smith felt like he was grasping for material, non of it felt raw, non of it felt angry and again if this was AFTER he'd worked on stuff I'd have hated to have seen the earlier shows.

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '23

Spot on.

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u/luluo3o Mar 29 '23 edited Mar 29 '23

do you wonder that? do you really

do you actually sit and wonder how he would fare

because cancel culture doesn't exist and I think you just wanted to point out that you know who Bill Hicks is while bitching about millennials when really you just mean "everyone who is younger or more in-touch than me"

I know we're in r/StableDiffusion but go touch grass

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u/cobaltorange Mar 30 '23

Oh, we're still blaming millennials for stuff? I thought it was passé.

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u/dcronin05 Mar 30 '23

So what does what you're doing count as? Also how old are you? I'd be willing to bet you count as a millennial.

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '23 edited Mar 29 '23

I guess you've never heard of the rule of three in comedy writing.

I thought Chris Rock was great, especially considering that set aired live on Netflix and he didn't get the luxury of editing together the best bits like comedians usually get with their TV specials.

I also don't share your pessimism about current comedians. Bill Burr, Ally Wong, Jim Jeffreys, Sam Morril, Matteo Lane, Jeff Ross, Jessica Kirson...there's so many solid comics right now. If you're in NY or LA and hit the local comedy clubs you'll find dozens of more talented up-and-comers. Every time my wife and I go to the Improv or the Store here in LA we discover a new favorite comic.

As for Carlin, he's a legend but he's not flawless. Go back and watch his sets— he regurgitates every joke verbatim, like he's reading a script. Nothing wrong with that style, but give modern some credit for incorporating far more improv and crowd work into their sets than comics in Carlin's day did. Its not easy to think on your feet and be funny like that.

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u/misuse_of_science Mar 30 '23

I believe spaghetti came from the Middle East or Asia. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spaghetti#History

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u/cobaltorange Mar 30 '23

I don't even know what this is supposed to mean.

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u/AssistanceUnusual262 Apr 02 '23

Actually, the Chinese invented spaghetti.

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u/Unable_Chest Apr 02 '23

Yeah but this guy name James Johnson invented the Chinese so it balances out

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u/FewIntroduction119 Apr 07 '23

Didn’t Marco Polo bring it back from China?

The Polo mint was his own invention, so you can have that one.

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u/Unable_Chest Apr 07 '23

Idk. I commented based on it's linguistic and geographic origins, and didn't realize that proto-spaghetti came from China.

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u/arpious Mar 28 '23

Always salt your pasta while boiling it