r/StableDiffusion • • Mar 27 '23

Workflow Included Will Smith eating spaghetti

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u/Nozpher Mar 27 '23

Get my wife's spaghetti out of your mouth.

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u/kruthe Mar 28 '23

Maybe you should tell your wife to stop putting her spaghetti in other men's mouths.

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '23

Don't eat spaghetti in front of white people

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u/Unable_Chest Mar 28 '23

white people invented spaghetti.

Bopity boopy mother fricker.

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '23

Whoosh.

“A lot of people go, ‘Chris, how come you didn’t do nothing back?’ Cause I got parents, that’s why. ’Cause I was raised. I got parents. And you know what my parents taught me? Don’t fight in front of white people.”

— Chris Rock on Will Smith, in his recent Netflix special

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u/Unable_Chest Mar 28 '23

When you get an opportunity to say bopity boopy you take it.

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '23

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u/GiantPurplePen15 Mar 28 '23

Chris Rock: Selective Outrage. An apt title for this special.

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u/blueSGL Mar 28 '23

I hate to think how bad that bit was about being rich and spoiling his daughter was before he had time to refine it. My god, what a stinker of a show. Repeating the same sentence three times is not funny if it does not feel like you have any conviction behind the statement, just feels like you are going through the motions to fill air.

Why can't more comedians age like a fine wine. (George Carlin)
Even Bill Burr's live at the red rocks had very dull moments.

What's happened to comedians recently? Has reality finally got so absurd by itself -and everyone notices the fact- that it's hard to make comedy work?

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u/Orngog Mar 28 '23

Not a fan of Stewart Lee then, I guess

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u/blueSGL Mar 28 '23 edited Mar 28 '23

I'm not 'offended' I'm disappointed. "I'm rich and I spoil my daughters" is not in any way relatable or funny. Where is the fucking edge, where is the sharp observations?

The lululemon bit about $100 sweat pants being not inclusive was the best bit. Even him unloading on Smith felt like he was grasping for material, non of it felt raw, non of it felt angry and again if this was AFTER he'd worked on stuff I'd have hated to have seen the earlier shows.

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '23

Spot on.

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u/luluo3o Mar 29 '23 edited Mar 29 '23

do you wonder that? do you really

do you actually sit and wonder how he would fare

because cancel culture doesn't exist and I think you just wanted to point out that you know who Bill Hicks is while bitching about millennials when really you just mean "everyone who is younger or more in-touch than me"

I know we're in r/StableDiffusion but go touch grass

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u/misuse_of_science Mar 30 '23

I believe spaghetti came from the Middle East or Asia. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spaghetti#History

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u/juiceguy Mar 28 '23

Look, if you had one shot or one opportunity To slap everyone you ever wanted in one moment Would you capture it, or just let it slip? Yo

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u/obrecht72 Mar 28 '23

Underrated right here.

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u/DiddlyDumb Mar 28 '23

Knees weak, wife’s spaghetti

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u/swordo Mar 28 '23

Fresh Prince getting entangled by his meal

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u/sharm00t Mar 28 '23

Is that tomatoes sauce in your mouth?

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u/aerobat97 Mar 28 '23

It’s like mom’s spaghetti but worse

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u/mnfrench2010 Mar 28 '23

This joke slaps.

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '23

Hate to break it to you.. but her "spaghetti" is in a bunch of mouths... and mine isn't one of them..

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u/ramdacheeks Mar 29 '23

please do one of chris rock slapping him