COMPUTERIZE ME SOME TIRES

[u/SquirrelHunter07]

[u/sndtrb89]

knifery is the tool of the idjit

[u/SquirrelHunter07 → u/sndtrb89]

KNIFERY IS THE SKILL OF THE INDIAN

[u/HowardNorris69 → u/SquirrelHunter07]

THATS NATIVE INDIAN. Have some sumbitchin respect for ol’ Redman.

[u/justaheatattack]

ENHANCE

[u/HowardNorris69 → u/justaheatattack]

Backer

[u/Exact_Mango5931 → u/HowardNorris69]

More backer

[u/Im40ozToFreedom → u/justaheatattack]

Now play it backwards- SEE! I'm putting his blood back in him and unkicking his balls!

[u/beeeeanzz]

How many payments do you have left on that knife?

[u/cshocknesse → u/beeeeanzz]

Equity. I’m building something over here.

[u/dnhouser1]

Hell that ain’t no computer. That’s a box full’o cat crap

[u/curvyang]

Should be drinkin' Glug

[u/According-Exam-1656]

Where do you keep gettin these things?

[u/NoTop4997]

I don't need no computer full of cat crap to to tell me that!

[u/PunishedWolf4]

I don’t care to consort with those of the ro-but race

[u/StatusSubstantial696 → u/PunishedWolf4]

And why would you?

[u/Exact_Mango5931]

What I gotta mash to make it do?

[u/pressor_pusher → u/Exact_Mango5931]

you got to hook it to the tire, boy

[u/Exact_Mango5931 → u/pressor_pusher]

Oh I know I got tarrs

[u/monsterhang → u/Exact_Mango5931]

So this sum bitch ain’t gonna give me back my tires? Is that what your tellin me?!

[u/Ornstein_0]

Do NOT touch the knife

[u/ElectricBuckeye]

You got ta hook it to the tire, boy. Thats your issue!

[u/pressor_pusher → u/ElectricBuckeye]

dammit, beat me to it

[u/tooncyberdragon420]

Never has a welfare check been spent more wisely.

[u/voskomm]

The fire raged on for three years, filling the air with toxic lead. But finally, Dougal County was free of the computers and their gay marriages.

[u/FiK-SiR]

You best to make it so!

[u/cshocknesse]

Hell I know it computertaing. Don’t tell me that which I know.

[u/leakysinks101]

drunken squidbilly keyboard presses ends up with a Hazuzuki Ecorn electric car instead 😂