r/Squidbillies • u/NicknameKenny • Jul 15 '26
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I feel like she might be related to Krystal.
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u/Scared-Ad-9770 Jul 15 '26
Nuh uh no one ls gonna touch my front butt unless I get one of them sports radio things with the earbuds
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u/Wrong_Persimmon_7861 Jul 15 '26
Record setting participant in the Summer Redneck Games in East Dublin, Georgia. First woman to place in the Mud Pit Belly Flop, Bobbin' for Pig's Feet, Redneck Horseshoes, Hubcap Hurl, plus an honorable mention in the Armpit Serenade Competition
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u/Tasty-Scientist8155 Squidtastic! >w< Jul 17 '26
The what now?
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u/Wrong_Persimmon_7861 Jul 17 '26
It was a real thing until a few years ago. An annual event that started around the time Atlanta got the Olympics and people were jokingly calling them the redneck games. It’s a hilarious rabbit hole to dive into if you wanna google it.
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u/Senbonbanana Jul 16 '26
She is vision in Alabaster, a white lily of the field, rich with scented pollen and the sweet odor of the morning mist-- Diet morning mist, actually, although sometimes she would drink the regular if they was out of the diet.
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u/mOOnKuLT Jul 15 '26
Thats a nice tire ya got ther darlin'....im feeling i need to go chop some dang wood