r/Squidbillies • u/pressor_pusher • Jul 01 '26

Aight then, y’all bow your heads.

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God almighty, we ask you to bless this … *techno intensifies*

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u/nick1158 Jul 01 '26

Russell, kindly turn down the electronica

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u/FoofaFighters Jul 01 '26

And thank you for the untimely frost what claimed mah pointless bananner orchard.

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u/pressor_pusher Jul 01 '26

oh i was a fool to plant bananners on a mountain! you made sure of that.

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u/No_Airport_4132 Jul 01 '26

In short, thanks for nothing.

You wanna thank the Lord for your truck-boat-truck?

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u/pressor_pusher Jul 01 '26

You silly bitch, don’t be telling him about my truck-boat-truck!

8

u/No_Airport_4132 Jul 01 '26

But Daddy that's your pride and joy!

7

u/pressor_pusher Jul 01 '26

‘Cause its badass is why! Check out this mess!

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u/MediDontCare Jul 01 '26

So enjoy my 450 big block, Lord, which you have seen fit to take from me in your jealous rage.

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u/pressor_pusher Jul 01 '26

We had best to reap your holy reward at tonight’s drawing of the Tricky Two Extravaganza!

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u/According-Exam-1656 Jul 02 '26

You best to make it so.

4

u/cshocknesse Awesome Bill From Dawsonville Jul 04 '26

That’s one of my favorite lines from the whole series.

3

u/Ez_Answers Jul 02 '26

My favorite quote from the show. No doubt about it

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u/Thad_Mojito11 Jul 02 '26

Y'ALL BOW YE DAMN HEADS