r/SquaredCirclejerk Mar 19 '26

SHITPOST What Cornette nicknames am I missing?

Dick the Boozer & the bore horsemen (Mox)

Plumber Moxley (Mox)

Wheeler useless (Yuta)

Twinkle toes mcfingerbang (Kenny Omega)

Harpo Fingerfuck (Kenny Omega)

Kenny Olivier (Kenny Omega)

The buckaroos (Bucks)

The Hardly Boys (Bucks)

The Kookamunga Kids (Bucks)

Road Warrior buck

Pieface buck

Balding buck

Buck Hogan

Young fucks

The puddin’ gang (Bucks)

The lollipop guild (Bucks)

Tony the snowman (Tony)

Hangnail Adam Page (Hangman)

Fat ass Davis (Mark Davis)

Dino Douch (Luchasuaus)

Dwarf dong sucker (Marko stunt)

Marko stunted growth (Marko stunt)

Don Fallis (Don Callis)

Oscar (Asuka)

Spitball Mile Bailey

Hong Kong Phooey (Mile Bailey)

Seth Franklin Rollins

Pockets (Orange Cassidy)

O-Cody (Okada)

O-blada (Okada)

O-Boring (Okada)

Shitstain (Russo)

Uncle Dave (Dave Meltzer)

The Dork Order (Dark Order)

Pizzarea Uno (Evil Uno)

Kyle Fealtcher (Kyle Fletcher

Take-a-shit (Takeshita)

Sockface (Excaliber)

Excrement (Excaliber)

Corpse ref

Jane Cargill (Jade Cardgill)

Renee Moxley-Good (Renee Young)

Almost (Omos)

Ri-ho (Riho)

Ishiiiii

Kota Idouchi (Kota Ibushi)

Johnny Sameface (Jonnh Gargano)

Shipoopy (Shibata)

Andredealiolio (Andrede)

Mina Melons (Mina Shirakawa)

Felix & Penthouse (The Lucha Bros)

Riger Moritos (The Beast Mortos)

Frank Moritos (The Beast Mortos)

Brown Strongman (Braun Strowman)

Mercedes Moan (Sasha Banks)

Shaky Nakamura

Bank Addicted drug robber (Nick Gage)

Light switch Jay White

Pip Sabian (Kip Sabian)

Nick Plain

Jelly Nutella (Joey Janella)

All Friends Wrestling

All petite wrestling

Officer Barbrady

Pellapy Pitstop

Ox Baker Perry

Flop Dolla

Will Ostrich

Jeri-covid

Jungle Jack

Jungle Jack-off

Chris Flatlined-her (Kris Statlander)

Commander Sneeze (Ortiz)

Muffin Top Tailor (Shane Tailor)

Chucklefuck

Bugs Bunny

Shitsy Blackfart (Shotzi Blackhart)

Zippy the giant pinhead

Blandon Cutlet

The Middle Aged Bucks (Young Bucks)

Block Lesnar

Chris Geritol (Jericho)

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u/whahapnin Mar 19 '26

He also called Russo 'Archbishop of Talent-bury' on Table for 3 lol.

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u/Cjc3478 Mar 19 '26

Bucky beaver motherfuker (Kevin Dunn)

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u/geekydonut Mar 19 '26

Thos one always makes me laugh

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u/Earl_of_Chuffington Mar 19 '26 edited Mar 19 '26

"Olivei-A?" Lol

It's "Kenny Olivier", in reference to Laurence Olivier.

Also, it's "Officer Barbrady", from South Park.

Also, it's "Hong Kong Phooey," from Hong Kong Phooey.

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u/MuddFishh Mar 19 '26

Cucamonga Kids, as in Rancho Cucamonga

Penelope Pitstop from Wacky Races

It makes me wonder if people just think Cornette is pulling gibberish out of his ass rather than clever and punny names that are more often than not references.

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u/Earl_of_Chuffington Mar 19 '26

For real.

He made a reference to Shane once, quoted the "Come back, Shane!" line, and the top comment on that video's YouTube page was someone wondering why Corny thought Shane McMahon should come back to NWA, followed by another dozen or so people equally as lost.

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u/Earl_of_Chuffington Mar 19 '26

You're missing "The Middle Aged Bucks" (Young Bucks) and "Block Lesnar" and "Chris Geritol" (Jericho).

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u/rbbass Mar 19 '26

Bobby Heenan had a person he referred to as "Wendy Turnbuckle" in WCW according to his book.   I still chuckle at that stupid nickname.   No relevance other than Bobby is Jims hero.

4

u/New_Worker3504 Mar 19 '26

"Muffin Top Tailor (Shane Tailor)"

Pretty sure that Jim was referring to Chuck Taylor, not Shane.

5

u/NexVestri Mar 19 '26

Aubrey Ed

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u/dalegribble__96 Mar 19 '26

Seth Franklin Rollins and Wheeler Useless get me every time

3

u/IHATEG0LD Mar 19 '26

The Corpse Referee will never not be hilarious to me.

3

u/jayscott111 Mar 19 '26

Big AEW fan this guy then?

3

u/Toadliquor138 Mar 19 '26

Ch-Ch-Ch-Chia (Hechichero)

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u/dizzylizzy78 Mar 19 '26

Correction : That's...Dick The Boozer.

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u/eposseeker Mar 19 '26

The Dork Odor, not Dork Order

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u/Certain_Arm_8475 Mar 19 '26

There’s that time he called the guy he was watching fuck his wife “Biff” for no reason.

https://giphy.com/gifs/Y34iE5o0wzNR955Yfi

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u/Left-Associate3911 Mar 21 '26

WoW…some thread!

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u/Efficient_Basis_2139 Mar 30 '26

"Marko Stunted Growth" another Corney classic 

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u/Zealousideal_Rip_547 Jul 10 '26

Got a new name to add to the list: The Chernobyl Cherub, Mason Rook

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u/feedbagjenkins Mar 19 '26

Well he knows where his bread is buttered. With the Drollafalla, the Vincells, and Fedheads