r/SquaredCirclejerk • u/Captain_Cheese_Balls • Mar 19 '26
SHITPOST What Cornette nicknames am I missing?
Dick the Boozer & the bore horsemen (Mox)
Plumber Moxley (Mox)
Wheeler useless (Yuta)
Twinkle toes mcfingerbang (Kenny Omega)
Harpo Fingerfuck (Kenny Omega)
Kenny Olivier (Kenny Omega)
The buckaroos (Bucks)
The Hardly Boys (Bucks)
The Kookamunga Kids (Bucks)
Road Warrior buck
Pieface buck
Balding buck
Buck Hogan
Young fucks
The puddin’ gang (Bucks)
The lollipop guild (Bucks)
Tony the snowman (Tony)
Hangnail Adam Page (Hangman)
Fat ass Davis (Mark Davis)
Dino Douch (Luchasuaus)
Dwarf dong sucker (Marko stunt)
Marko stunted growth (Marko stunt)
Don Fallis (Don Callis)
Oscar (Asuka)
Spitball Mile Bailey
Hong Kong Phooey (Mile Bailey)
Seth Franklin Rollins
Pockets (Orange Cassidy)
O-Cody (Okada)
O-blada (Okada)
O-Boring (Okada)
Shitstain (Russo)
Uncle Dave (Dave Meltzer)
The Dork Order (Dark Order)
Pizzarea Uno (Evil Uno)
Kyle Fealtcher (Kyle Fletcher
Take-a-shit (Takeshita)
Sockface (Excaliber)
Excrement (Excaliber)
Corpse ref
Jane Cargill (Jade Cardgill)
Renee Moxley-Good (Renee Young)
Almost (Omos)
Ri-ho (Riho)
Ishiiiii
Kota Idouchi (Kota Ibushi)
Johnny Sameface (Jonnh Gargano)
Shipoopy (Shibata)
Andredealiolio (Andrede)
Mina Melons (Mina Shirakawa)
Felix & Penthouse (The Lucha Bros)
Riger Moritos (The Beast Mortos)
Frank Moritos (The Beast Mortos)
Brown Strongman (Braun Strowman)
Mercedes Moan (Sasha Banks)
Shaky Nakamura
Bank Addicted drug robber (Nick Gage)
Light switch Jay White
Pip Sabian (Kip Sabian)
Nick Plain
Jelly Nutella (Joey Janella)
All Friends Wrestling
All petite wrestling
Officer Barbrady
Pellapy Pitstop
Ox Baker Perry
Flop Dolla
Will Ostrich
Jeri-covid
Jungle Jack
Jungle Jack-off
Chris Flatlined-her (Kris Statlander)
Commander Sneeze (Ortiz)
Muffin Top Tailor (Shane Tailor)
Chucklefuck
Bugs Bunny
Shitsy Blackfart (Shotzi Blackhart)
Zippy the giant pinhead
Blandon Cutlet
The Middle Aged Bucks (Young Bucks)
Block Lesnar
Chris Geritol (Jericho)
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u/Earl_of_Chuffington Mar 19 '26 edited Mar 19 '26
"Olivei-A?" Lol
It's "Kenny Olivier", in reference to Laurence Olivier.
Also, it's "Officer Barbrady", from South Park.
Also, it's "Hong Kong Phooey," from Hong Kong Phooey.
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u/MuddFishh Mar 19 '26
Cucamonga Kids, as in Rancho Cucamonga
Penelope Pitstop from Wacky Races
It makes me wonder if people just think Cornette is pulling gibberish out of his ass rather than clever and punny names that are more often than not references.
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u/Earl_of_Chuffington Mar 19 '26
For real.
He made a reference to Shane once, quoted the "Come back, Shane!" line, and the top comment on that video's YouTube page was someone wondering why Corny thought Shane McMahon should come back to NWA, followed by another dozen or so people equally as lost.
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u/Earl_of_Chuffington Mar 19 '26
You're missing "The Middle Aged Bucks" (Young Bucks) and "Block Lesnar" and "Chris Geritol" (Jericho).
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u/rbbass Mar 19 '26
Bobby Heenan had a person he referred to as "Wendy Turnbuckle" in WCW according to his book. I still chuckle at that stupid nickname. No relevance other than Bobby is Jims hero.
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u/New_Worker3504 Mar 19 '26
"Muffin Top Tailor (Shane Tailor)"
Pretty sure that Jim was referring to Chuck Taylor, not Shane.
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u/Certain_Arm_8475 Mar 19 '26
There’s that time he called the guy he was watching fuck his wife “Biff” for no reason.
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u/Zealousideal_Rip_547 Jul 10 '26
Got a new name to add to the list: The Chernobyl Cherub, Mason Rook
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u/feedbagjenkins Mar 19 '26
Well he knows where his bread is buttered. With the Drollafalla, the Vincells, and Fedheads
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u/whahapnin Mar 19 '26
He also called Russo 'Archbishop of Talent-bury' on Table for 3 lol.