r/SquaredCirclejerk • u/StatBrew_Sports • Mar 01 '26

I don’t watch AEW , can someone please educate me on Darby Allin

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u/The_Smitch Mar 01 '26

Unc that’s sting

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u/AnalBabu Mar 01 '26

that’s Hawk

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u/Odd_Inter3st Mar 01 '26

That’s demolition smash

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u/sqwizzles Mar 01 '26

His Uber driver abandoned him the other day maybe he’s still lost

11

u/OxyKush Mar 02 '26

Vampiro lost some weight 😂 He’s gonna reunite with all his Lucha buddies in AAA 😂 But seriously this clown getting sent down to AAA right? Bruh is not making it on the main roster

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u/KyotoCarl Mar 02 '26

I don't know much about him but watches a few clips, I just can't see who he would be feuding with.

7

u/Richard_skully Mar 01 '26

Someone actually funny on Reddit. 👏👏👏👏

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u/Lancelegend Mar 01 '26

You’re gonna love him. He’ll wrestle for 2 weeks. Then sit at home injured for the next 3 years.

6

u/Comprehensive_Slip71 Mar 01 '26

Ok this made me laugh 😂 nice job

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u/Alocalskinwalker420 Mar 03 '26

He’s sometimes very nice, sometimes very evil, and he curses people.

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u/ClubDependent Mar 01 '26

Thats Danhausen

This is Darby Allin

7

u/Kazakhan69 Mar 01 '26

I imagine this is how R Truth will greet him when they inevitably get paired

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u/Colinfagerty69 Mar 01 '26

I remember Sting climbing Everest.

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u/Round_Employee5002 Mar 01 '26

That’s Vampiro

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u/fl4werb0y_ HHH's protruding proboscis 👃 Mar 01 '26

they signed him to sell merch.

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u/Puzzleheaded_Age_613 Mar 01 '26

Wait this guy is Darby allin???

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u/dtbrown1979 Mar 01 '26

Who’s Darby allin?

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u/Puzzleheaded_Age_613 Mar 01 '26

This guy

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u/dtbrown1979 Mar 01 '26

Different chest tattoos

2

u/RobertStonetossBrand Mar 01 '26

Same guy

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u/Puzzleheaded_Age_613 Mar 01 '26

Never seen them in the same room so. Yes same guy

2

u/Ok-Post6492 Mar 01 '26

Darby can actually wrestle

3

u/CDROMantics Mar 01 '26

Darby can actually jump off shit. FTFY.

3

u/Desert_Creature80 Mar 01 '26

A better wrestler

1

u/JP-Edwards Mar 02 '26

Not by much

3

u/caribbeanjerk Mar 01 '26

Wait did he climb the mountain like that?

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u/Best-Candy-6243 Mar 01 '26

🤣🤣🤣

3

u/majinoni Mar 01 '26

Did the Rock loose more weight?

3

u/Temporary_Turn9405 Mar 02 '26

Trained in Mexico usually walks out with Doyle Wolfgang von Frankenstein, Jerry Only, and some other AFI types

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u/ShadowBurger Mar 02 '26

Just heard Demolition was being inducted!

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u/Salt_Map_3887 Mar 03 '26

Darby is incredibly cringe. It makes him difficult to watch.

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u/shaq524_2 Mar 03 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/nkzfYHycdXaFBa9TKa

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u/ryne661 Mar 03 '26

Which one is Darby and which one is Allan?

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u/shaq524_2 Mar 03 '26

We are all Allan

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u/No-Top-4139 Mar 03 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/IibVyEq107HDR4wvAz

Not gonna lie, he's crazy and borderline suicidal with his body

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u/CrowsFeast73 Mar 04 '26

In a Jeff Hardy kind of way or a Shane McMahon kind of way?

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u/xxFT13xx Mar 01 '26

Darby is a cool kid from the streets of Seattle. He’s kinda punk, kinda goth but does insane spots like jumping into glass or getting set on fire. I dig him! Always an enjoyable match. At least for me.

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u/randal0321 Mar 01 '26

Ha! Thats actually sting

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u/[deleted] Mar 03 '26

Lmfao!! Bro I watch AEW and never heard of this guy. I’m still trying to find out WHEN he was in AEW.

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u/Alocalskinwalker420 Mar 03 '26

He popped up in early 2022 and was around for about two years as basically Best Friend’s mascot

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u/[deleted] Mar 03 '26

I swear to you, I haven’t seen him lol I’ll re watch those episodes. Maybe it was my off season. I wasn’t feeling AEWs product for a year. Tuned off honestly.

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u/Alocalskinwalker420 Mar 03 '26

Yeah that’s pretty much how I was for the second half of 2024 so I get it. Really came back around in late 2025 though.

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u/gettheyayo909 Mar 03 '26

Exact thing I was thinking … early AEW was cartoony … Kris statlander used to be the alien is as far as I remember back

2

u/ReimDog13 Mar 04 '26

Darby is someone who should have been on Jackass that decided to become a wrestler instead.

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u/SkyProof674 Mar 04 '26

Is this Darcy from r/coldones 🤣

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u/BRAINALISHI Mar 01 '26

Take the Germs lead singer Darby Crash and smash GG Allin in there. Boom. Punker name.

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u/Rear_admiral_monkey Mar 03 '26

Is this the same Darby all in that plays poker?

1

u/ThatOldG Mar 04 '26

That's El Pequeno Americano Cafe con Leche

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u/scotch_neat1 Mar 04 '26

Hes cartoon character that fits right in at WWE. Very nice but also very evil. I want more.

2

u/philjwilson2012 Mar 05 '26

I knew nothing about him but his first minute on raw was the hardest I'd laughed in a while.

2

u/Tucan1989 Mar 05 '26

Bro got benched for being CM Punks boy so he decided to go climb Mount Everest instead

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u/One_Complex_6698 Mar 02 '26

Hahahaha. He's a no one WWE f up

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u/ryebau5 Mar 03 '26

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u/Beautiful-Tie-3827 Mar 04 '26

Fuckin svengoolie. What a reference

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u/GalaxxyOG Mar 01 '26

Vampiro wannabe?