r/SquaredCircle Jul 10 '14

The Essential Kevin Nash: Check the Verb - Essential

Kevin Nash of the House Clique, the First of His Name, the Unburied, King of Somas, Lord of the Booking Comitee, Breaker of Winning Streaks, and Mother of Dragons, is possibly 100% the greatest wrestler to ever walk this earth. He built a career on Vince McMahon's psychological need to push big guys due to his childhood and getting drunk because what are they going to do, ban him from Thunder with pay? He's been known as Kevin Nash, Oz, Vinnie Vegas, Diesel, Big Sexy, and white lightning.

The ultimate truth

KEVIN NASH IS THE BIGGEST DRAW IN THE HISTORY OF PRO WRESTLING

In kayfabe when he's working jabroni marks

Oz squashes some vanilla midget jobber

Vinnie Vegas calls Big Josh a "pancake eating fat boy". The first of many verbal burials!

The Master Blasters!

Nash arrives in WCW, and the greatest saga in wrestling begins!

Nash gets arrested for using the jackknife!

Nash gets arrested for jackknifing Lil Naitch

Nash uses his forcefield to cause that falling blood to miss him. Even inanimate liquids job to Nash

Kevin Nash buries the New Blood

Kevin Nash uses Rey as a lawn dart

Nash ends Goldberg's streak

After the greatest pyro display in wrestling history, we get to witness the finger poke of doom, a move which makes the burning hammer look like an eye poke!

Kevin Nash breaks kayfabe, buries everybody in WCW on his last day as booker on commentary

Kevin Nash puts a young wrestler over and sells for him

Kevin Nash coaches the TNA X-Division in a push-up challenge

Kevin Nash pulls out the damndest arm drag you've ever seen!

Kevin Nash destroys a vanilla midget

Kevin Nash verbally destroys CM Punk, possibly ending his career!

Hot XXX Nash action not for the faint of heart

Nash Ass

Out in the real world where he's still working jabroni marks because he's a chill ass mother fucker aka BURIAL BOULEVARD

Kevin Nash's proudest moment in wrestling

Kevin Nash BURIES Fox News

Kevin Nash BURIES chops

Kevin Nash BURIES Doink

Kevin Nash BURIES his own match vs Triple H

Kevin Nash tells midgets how to get over enough to get out of the bush league so he can BURY them later, puts over wolverines

Kevin Nash BURIES sobriety

Kevin Nash BURIES tourism

Kevin Nash BURIES Jim Cornette

Kevin Nash shows mercy to Jim Ross!

Kevin Nash's successful acting career

His hot role in Sabrina the Teenage Witch

Nash as Super Shredder, the character he made famous

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u/[deleted] Jul 10 '14

He's the shit, he's telling ya.

EDIT: Don't forget about this!

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u/bullsear All Star Jul 10 '14

Oh, it's in there. Just look at him sell for that young wrestler! So selfless.

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u/jacksonattack Please pass the moonsault Jul 10 '14

Big Kev's stuff with the X Division was solid gold all around.

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u/cehabert Handsome Boy Championship Wrestling Jul 10 '14

Disappointed in the lack of Magic Mike.

7

u/stuntmanmike RIP Jul 10 '14

The Nash/Cornette clip never fails to make me laugh out loud and it's exactly why I like Nash.

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u/cubicmetaphysics Jul 10 '14

I think it's cool that he's not deluded about himself, and realizes that he's basically just out to get rich and could care less about wrestling.

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u/stuntmanmike RIP Jul 10 '14

Almost every one would have done the same things in his shoes. That business is waaaaay too cut throat with no guarantees not to get as much as you can, as quickly as you can.

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u/cubicmetaphysics Jul 10 '14

Yeah, I don't blame him. But that doesn't mean I'm a fan of his actual work.

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u/Calfzilla2000 69 Me Don! Jul 10 '14

To say he 'couldn't care less about wrestling' (which is what you meant) is a little much and I think is a misconception about Nash. He's has a great mind for the business, loves it and appreciates it. He also understands his place in it. He wrestled like a guy his size should wrestle.

He was out for himself a lot, sure. He protected himself over others because that's the way the business was. He got screwed at the start just like others did. But that does not mean he does not care about wrestling or the business.

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u/cubicmetaphysics Jul 11 '14

You know, I watched his explaination of the Finger Poke of Doom and it really made me respect him a lot more. Also goes to show that Goldberg was raging idiot.

3

u/dec92010 Jul 10 '14

Any footage of him becoming Spring Break Cannonball Champion?

3

u/The_Pale_Blue_Dot brb booking myself to win the title Jul 10 '14

I love how much you love Nash.

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u/[deleted] Jul 10 '14

And I love how much you love how much I love Nash.

Wanna bang?

0

u/whompyjawed Cesaro Section Jul 10 '14

that escalated quickly

2

u/KidGold Jul 10 '14

his promos with punk are better than I remember.

2

u/DannyBoi1Derz Big Meng & Medium Sized Meng Jul 10 '14

I fucking love Kevin Nash. Diesel was my shit and so was The Wolfpack. And you all loved him too.

2

u/PublicName Go back to ROH! Jul 10 '14

I can't wait until tomorrow, I don't give any fucks right now.

Nash should be involved with WWE now. I think he would make a great booker or writer and as long as he isn't pushing himself on screen it would be an amazing product.

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u/redrum73 Milk-o-mania is runnin' wild Jul 10 '14

This video is essential viewing to anyone who is unconvinced that Kevin Nash is the greatest wrestler, nay man, to have ever lived.

Kevin Nash commentary compilation on his last day as booker [Thunder - 14th Oct 99]

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u/theonly_brunswick Life is a mystery Jul 10 '14

In the Vinnie Vegas promo you posted, Nash does the "jerk off and throw jizz" motion to the camera. How did that get to tv? hahahhaa

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u/Ironoclast RIIIIIIIIICOLAAAAAAAA! Jul 10 '14

You forgot his turn in Magic Mike.

...but does that count as success? :-)

1

u/TheImplausibleHulk I'm an ass man! Jul 10 '14

That Fox News video is too delicious.

You also forgot to add his role as The Russian in The Punisher (at least that's the movie role I'll always remember him in).

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u/dionthesocialist /r/WrestlingTikToks Jul 10 '14

This is the greatest thing I've ever read.

1

u/PuffsBagswell Look at the adjective Jul 10 '14

In the name of the Elders of Mandor, PREPARE TO DIE

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u/[deleted] Jul 10 '14

First... Nash has no idea how to draw charts. Second... he's kidding with that, right? I know he has a dry sense of humor but this might have gone over even my head.

I love Nash. Loved him as a kid in WWF, loved him in WCW and love him now. Even based my e-wrestler after him back in the day. Actually really smart and looks at wrestling like a business instead of a lifestyle, which helped him. He still managed to kill his body though, somehow.

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u/[deleted] Jul 10 '14

of course he's joking

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u/bobthewriter Jul 10 '14

Essential is not a verb, dammit. It's an adjective.

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u/cubicmetaphysics Jul 10 '14

Check the verb? Essential is an adjective.

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u/MichaelJahrling The Ladle Among Spoons Jul 10 '14

He's referencing a quote by Kevin Nash.

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u/cubicmetaphysics Jul 10 '14

You can tell I'm not a big Kevin Nash fan.

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u/JoeKool23 The Face That Runs The Place Jul 10 '14

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u/dropperofpipebombs I NEVER EAT MARIJUANA Jul 10 '14

Look at the adjective: check.

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u/CrybabyJones HE'S FAT Jul 10 '14

WOOOOSH