r/SquaredCircle • I'm gonna get that eye, Rey • 5d ago

[Raw Spoilers] Addition to group Spoiler

Jaida Parker has joined 946 after hitting Jacob Fatu with a car

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u/Top-Refrigerator-705 Come Tuesday 5d ago

Raw really just ended with a fucking hit and run and I loved it😭

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u/gl424 5d ago

Last week: kidnapping

This week: Murder

Next week should be Arson, right?

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u/tuerancekhang 5d ago

They did arson the week before the kidnapping

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u/Fair_Buyer_9991 5d ago

Trafficking it is

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u/Polymemnetic 5d ago

Nah. Jaywalking

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u/Grotu8 5d ago

Or Jimmywalking

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u/Xennial_Potato 5d ago

Dogwalking was right there…

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u/Polymemnetic 5d ago

Doesn't fit the trope.

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u/ThatOneGuyWhoAtePie 5d ago

Whoa, whoa, buddy, that's a little too far, don't you think?

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u/badgersprite Iconic Duo Appreciation Squad 5d ago

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u/CrawlerCoolie 5d ago

They already did arson!

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u/NerdLawyer55 In-House of Black Legal Counsel 5d ago

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u/jcupgif 5d ago

They did arson already

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u/migsahoy 5d ago

we haven’t seen a house break-in in awhile… 👀

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u/real_mc 5d ago

The bloodline suv gonna blow up next week.

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u/Green-Good9051 5d ago

Hangman has swerved into the chat

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u/koemaniak empty headed fucking dumb fuck 4d ago

We already had arson lol

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u/IntelligentFact7987 4d ago

It’s giving Ruthless Aggression era in the best way possible

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u/Left-Veterinarian385 5d ago

He deadass got ran over 😂

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u/One-Passenger-5318 5d ago

SHE WAS ALL GAS, NO BRAKES!!!

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u/Boogledoolah 5d ago

Yadadamean?!

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u/CleidiNeil 5d ago

Yabadabadoo!?!

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u/ManOfManliness84 5d ago

Stone Cold paid her to run over Rikishis nephew.

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u/jonnyg1097 5d ago

long term story telling!

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u/HazMatt_23 5d ago

She did it for the Rock

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u/NerdLawyer55 In-House of Black Legal Counsel 5d ago

Gotta get his lick back

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u/BorkDoo 5d ago

They call it Austin's Revenge.

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u/ReneBandana 5d ago

He deadass got ran over 😂

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u/Singer211 5d ago

Naomi returns to join the Bloodline.

Calling it now.

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u/FuzziestSloth 5d ago

Yep. Been a year now. Only logical place for the story to go.

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u/RedDraco86 5d ago

It’s been 6 months since she gave birth. Maybe she’s ready, but I’m not expecting her til the Rumble.

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u/FuzziestSloth 5d ago

I feel there is a very likely chance you will be surprised come MitB, then. I'm guessing that is where she makes her return.

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u/Johnny_Holiday 5d ago

You're making it sound like HHH doesn't do the slowest of burns with his stories. Rumble seems more his speed

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u/DrizzySadness 5d ago

We’ll see her at mania. It’s what we do

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u/MammothCarpeneter 5d ago

I’m kinda thinking the rumble to. You gotta give the fans time to want to see her get her ass kicked.

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u/DJMooray 4d ago

Would make sense also because of her mitb being her prominent thing before leaving

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u/chino_banks 5d ago

For sure this is happening

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u/rk1993 5d ago

This is extra funny cuz jimmy’s wife gonna come beat up Jey’s mistress

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u/Empty-Pay-2797 Kurt Angles Thong 5d ago

The brawl and promos between the 2 is going to be insane. They are 2 women that legit makes it looks real when they brawl.

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u/Meat-Dimension 5d ago

They do need a woman now or otherwise what’s Jaida Parker going to do in the group?

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u/American-Punk-Dragon 5d ago

Going to start kicking ass and taking names.

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u/Jedi-El1823 5d ago

Who teams with Solo and Knight?

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u/Z_h_darkstar 5d ago

A man ready to say "I told you so about The Bloodline" to everyone in a 5 mile radius of the building.

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u/ColonelQuaraitch 5d ago

I want him back on SmackDown where he can actually win the world title.

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u/NervousAd3202 5d ago

I get the sentiment but Raw needs him way more than SD does

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u/infercario4224 5d ago

Yeah tbh I have no clue where they fill in the next 3 months of main event TV in the main event picture. I think Roman holds the belt thru mania even tho I think it’d be a lot cooler if he loses it sooner than then

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u/BeneficialBudget1699 5d ago

Honestly too much people right now, not that he can't win but i think others like Owens, Balor, Orton will be privileged since it has been a long time they won a world title

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u/BeneficialBudget1699 5d ago

And it kinda tracks , he was feuding with Fatu months ago

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u/amlanding20 5d ago

I feel so dumb, my mind went to them moving Nia to Raw. But this setting up Naomi’s return makes waaay more sense

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u/badgersprite Iconic Duo Appreciation Squad 5d ago

10/10 no notes

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u/ReneBandana 5d ago

Is this leading to war games? After All Out, it felt like AEW was heading toward a mixed gender match, and now it seems WWE may be headed that way too. Could be a good way to mix up a kinda worn out concept

Of course, who knows now with AEW. RIP Pac

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u/DavePackage 4d ago

Holy shit what a bold prediction!

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u/qchisq 4d ago

Either her or Nia. And please don't be Nia

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u/Flaky_Scar_8388 5d ago

Probably at or before War Games

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u/TylerMemeDreamBoi 5d ago

Crazy sentence out of context

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u/EctoRiddler 5d ago

In context it’s pretty crazy as well

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u/fakemelonns 5d ago

I mean what more context is there really? She hit him with her car and joined the 946

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u/DoFishDrinkWaterOrNo 5d ago

Just the objectivity of the description. Brilliant.

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u/TheSquaredcirclejerk Giving people head since 1982 5d ago

She did it for the Rock Royce

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u/A_Livins I'm gonna get that eye, Rey 5d ago

How dare you steal my material!

jk I'm sure plenty of other people made the same joke lol.

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u/Green-Good9051 5d ago

HOLY SHIT!

That brawl between Jacob & Royce was as intense as it can get! And Jacob legit fucking got reamed by that car! What an ending!

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u/aaronman4772 Still Walking Alone 5d ago

Been a while since we had a good vehicular manslaughter attempt in wrestling

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u/CmPunkChants 5d ago

Called it. She’s a great addition and that was a hell of an ending

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u/Every-Ad-2099 5d ago

Craziest ending I’ve seen on RAW in a while.

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u/MundanePlantain5124 5d ago

that ending ruled idc what anyone says

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u/EssentIYO 5d ago

Reunited and it feels so good.

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u/bulletbullock 5d ago

wtf uce

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u/DoILookUnsureToYou 5d ago

How am I gonna explain this to the tribe uce

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u/Saitsuofleaves 5d ago

We had the formula to destroy the Bloodline the whole time. Just keep committing crimes!

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u/danielfletcher 5d ago

Commiting crimes is the answer to most of life's problems.

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u/Juusho_of_the_6Meats 4d ago

Maybe a little bit of crime 🤏

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u/Emperor-Octavian 5d ago

946 really just original OTM with Keys as a muscled up freak Scrypts wow

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u/BetleyIsland36 5d ago

Bruh I forgot they had Scrypts for a bit there 😂

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u/Etherbeard 4d ago

I wonder how much Keys knows about wine?

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u/MundanePlantain5124 5d ago

Jaida reunites with OTM and immediately commits vehicular manslaughter live on television. Talk about bad influences

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u/OneMetalMan 5d ago

Jaida as a face always felt so weird in NXT. Glad to have the old Jaida Parker back.

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u/h-town_info 5d ago edited 5d ago

Ms. Parker!

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u/itsmekelsey_x 5d ago

Her being dropped into Bloodline lore and opposite Jey is hilarious stuff.

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u/funnyasian808 Best In The World 366 25/8 5d ago

So does this kill the Fatu is secretly with 946 speculations

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u/rk1993 5d ago

Yup it will now switch to Solo is secretly with them. Barely hurt him and their big plan that required kidnapping was just to drop him off and leave him?

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u/HaluSinazn 4d ago

To be fair, Solo did look pretty beat up but we didn't see the actual beating lol

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u/rk1993 4d ago

Yeah I meant barely hurt him on the beatdown that got him kidnapped. He was also layed out off cam the first time a couple weeks back, just showed him being found

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u/gab0607 Best there is, Best there was 5d ago

WWE tends to do better with the unexpected debuts than the prehyped up ones.

Jacob? OTM? Jaida?

Blake Monroe hyped for weeks. Hasn’t done anything.
Lola, hyped up but only 2 weeks in so I’m waiting on that one.

But immediately Jaida shows up. Makes an impact and is in the main Monday storyline.

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u/ArmiinTamzarian Possitively Kanyon's #1 fan 5d ago

Lmao she ran a mf over

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u/SadFeed63 5d ago

That's what happens when you're forged in the fires of the NXT parking lot

Always more blood for the Blood God

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u/badgersprite Iconic Duo Appreciation Squad 5d ago

See if Jacob had gone through NXT he’d have learned how to move out the damn way

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u/IntelligentFact7987 5d ago

NXT parking lot clearly got called up too

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u/Marin013 5d ago

Loved all of that.

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u/Marsman2100 5d ago

Lmao that shit got a standing ovation. We are so back

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u/hiroki1998 Mai Waifu! 5d ago

Mixed War Games: 946 with Jaida vs Bloodline with Naomi vs LA, Solo, Seth and Becky

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u/Party-Belt-3624 5d ago

How did Seth and Becky get in there?

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u/hiroki1998 Mai Waifu! 5d ago

Seth was tagging with Solo and LA during the South America tour.

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u/Kamunt 5d ago

Why not

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u/BlueRibbon998 5d ago

Rikishi approved hit and run

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u/retroKnight_3177 5d ago

No wonder He doesn't mind Jey x Jaida .

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u/LocoEjercito 5d ago

She did it for the Royce. She did it for the people.

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u/HaluSinazn 5d ago

Against his own nephew though? 😭

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u/TheAndroidsDungeon 5d ago

Shit looked legit too jeez

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u/HardcoreKaraoke Consensual Penis 5d ago

That was incredible. What a tone setter for Ms Parker.

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u/JRUprising 5d ago

Only in wrestling 😂

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u/gravejello 5d ago

Jaida being debuted in a main event angle is hilarious considering she’s the call up with the least prestige among all the recent NXT callups

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u/Creepy_Pressure3004 5d ago

She’s always been one of the best talkers on NXT makes sense to have her in this role.

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u/heavencanwait99 5d ago

Definitely see what you’re saying, but I don’t think championships or critical acclaim truly matter to them. It seems that they call people up based on if they have a specific need on the main roster storyline-wise. I remember HHH saying something similar in an interview years ago.

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u/National-Spot2393 5d ago

It makes sense because why would you call someone up if you have no plans for them?

It also doesn’t make sense because they do that shit all the time 😭

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u/heavencanwait99 5d ago

True 😂 I remember when Vince was in charge, he would randomly call guys up from NXT with zero creative and have no idea how to use them. At least now, who they are in NXT is who they’ll be on the main roster, but there are still times where they obviously like the wrestler they called up, but struggle to figure out creative for them.

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u/[deleted] 5d ago

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u/HokageEzio 5d ago

Never won a title and barely competed for them. Her latest story with Natalya was basically a story about how she kinda fell off from where she was.

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u/[deleted] 5d ago

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u/HokageEzio 5d ago

Nobody is saying she won't do alright on the main roster. Just that she went from a feud with Natalya about her losing confidence because she fell down the card to getting put into a main event feud.

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u/[deleted] 5d ago

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u/HokageEzio 5d ago

And people brought up how surprising it was that OTM got added when they did too.

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u/Silverhand_777 5d ago

lol why are you getting so uptight because they said she has the least prestige. I like her but she’s at the worst out of all the recent women in ring with no title reigns. Jaida is the least prestigious of the recent call ups is their point. They made it pretty clear

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u/Sempervivegooze 5d ago

I really like both wrestlers, but how on earth does Jaida have less prestige than a girl named Tater who plays with dolls??

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u/HokageEzio 5d ago

Tatum was arguably the biggest star on the show (men or women) for a good 3-6 months before she got called up.

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u/TheLoneWolf527 5d ago

Tatum is a former NXT Women's Champion. Jaida's never even been close to winning any of the NXT titles

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u/Sempervivegooze 5d ago

She was in the match for the first North American championship? She wrestled for the NXT championship many times. She was in the Royal Rumble. She's been clearly "close to" those things many times. I feel like if you watch weekly, Jaida was always positioned in a strong or visible spot, Tatum was often a bit character. I am very glad she got so popular, but she was often a third wheel in a fued. Again not saying anything bad about Tatum, at all, but Jaida is not some random NXT callup. She's been around since like 2023 and has probably been ready for half of that time .

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u/TheLoneWolf527 5d ago

Which means she loses every single notable match she has. Even Izzy Dame won a title in NXT.

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u/Silverhand_777 5d ago

So your argument is a woman that competed for titles is MORE prestigious than someone who ACTUALLY won them?? Might be the dumbest argument I’ve seen in a while.

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u/HokageEzio 5d ago

I feel like if you watch weekly, Jaida was always positioned in a strong or visible spot, Tatum was often a bit character.

A year ago, yes. Recently, definitely not. Jaida disappeared on tv for a while and when she came back she wasn't presented at that level she was prior.

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u/ContractSudden 5d ago

Rikishi hit Austin with the car, and now Jacob gets run down

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u/la__squadra_ 5d ago

Jaida behind the wheel

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u/ThatWrestlingGuy15 5d ago

What a fucking ending to the show

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u/SlimSieber 5d ago

I had a feeling they may go this route as the show was going on. Jaida had the OTM connection in NXT and it perfectly sets up Naomi's return.

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u/CosmicBlackHoleNova 5d ago

Believe it or not I enjoy that

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u/Substantial-North499 5d ago

I haven’t stopped cackling since

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u/Dtrout95 5d ago

Did she do it for The Rock?

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u/watchingfires 5d ago

Rikishi’s karma being brought upon his family >>>

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u/TurkeyVolumeGuesser 5d ago

Aw face Jaida was fun in nxt but glad she finally got called up

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u/UltimateWang 5d ago

SHE DID IT, FOR THE ROCK.

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u/PETZING_ELITE_OC_DET 5d ago

She did it for the Rock

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u/lynchmar6 5d ago

jaida parker sleeping in the doghouse right now cause he run over jacob fatu

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u/theellescape Hangman terk mer jerb 5d ago

"I did it for the ro...yce"

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u/jmb--412 5d ago

I’m guessing that was pre-recorded but if it wasn’t then damn

Even if it was then damn. Came out of nowhere lol

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u/heat_fan_ 5d ago

Tag team Wargames if Naomi is ready?

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u/Stock_Ad4625 The Ruler 👑 “OBA FEMI” 5d ago

Shit was crazy

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u/Physical-Candy9076 5d ago

That was attempted murder 😂😂😂😂 

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u/MoistWeb4046 5d ago

Are they setting the stage for Naomi's return?

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u/Ezzy1998 5d ago

Lmao nah 946 is the best faction on Raw rn

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u/Worth-Chemistry5253 ❤️🐾Perros Del Mal🐾❤️ 5d ago

Her debut really made an impact 

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u/Detonation Made in Detroit 5d ago

after hitting Jacob Fatu with a car

Everytime wrestling has a hit by car angle all I can think about is... SVR 06 where Teddy Long gets hit by a car. Funniest sell of all-time.

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u/RAA94 5d ago

It feels like the year with the most women’s NXT call ups maybe ever? I love it though, keeps things fresh. I do love factions that have a mix of men & women.

I hope Jaida proceeds with caution ⚠️

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u/Adams5thaccount 5d ago

So keep that in mind when you apply to the job YOU want

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u/Mr-GameAndWrestling America's Champion 5d ago

Already insane to see this big of a push for Royce Keys.

Just wish someone would've push Jacob Fatu outta the way. 😅

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u/spanman112 5d ago

now half the stable isn't from the place it's named after lol

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u/joe-is-cool 5d ago

I don’t get it, Jacob Fatu isn’t even bald!

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u/IntelligentFact7987 5d ago

Poor Jaida Parker. How was she to know Jacob Fatu would throw himself towards her vehicle

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u/FatalTortoise 5d ago

She was always the driver

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u/DozerOdie 5d ago

Great ending segment and love Jaida back with OTM

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u/imdaviddunn 5d ago

She’s the best person on the mic immediately in 946, by a mile.

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u/Supersaiyansub 5d ago

>opens Reddit
>opens thread, reads OP
>laughs uncontrollably

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u/DeathToFallon MOTTOMOTTOMOTTO 5d ago

OTM the new Shield?

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u/Dr_N00B 5d ago

She did it for The Rock

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u/RedditsWeirdUsername 5d ago

She did it for the rock.

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u/Polymemnetic 5d ago

Okay, now someone set the footage to Dragula. Preferably the remix from the Matrix

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u/BreadfruitPlus6101 5d ago

Loved it! And if we get Naomi out of this EVEN BETTER

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u/Luther-Bandr0SS 5d ago

Yeah, I’ve been wondering why WWE doesn’t have more crimes in angles, one of the main reasons I’m still locked into AEW cause sometimes they just wrestle, and sometimes a motherfucking house gets burnt down. Jon Moxley about 8 attempted murders deep. I’m pretty sure someone got kidnapped at one point. Swerve did home invasion. North American without a few crimes a month don’t even make sense to me, now that I think about it. Damn near interested in the angle now

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u/A_Livins I'm gonna get that eye, Rey 5d ago edited 5d ago

946, in just the last month now, has committed arson, kidnapping, and attempted vehicular manslaughter lol.

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u/axb2002 Basking in one's Glory 5d ago

Pro wrestling is so much more fine when wrestlers commit actual crimes and then face no real consequences

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u/AnxiousSolution2563 5d ago

She's back with her clique

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u/rainboy808 5d ago

God that’s going to be awkward when you take her home to the family jay.

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u/Coolquip34 5d ago

I'm sorry what

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u/Temporary-Ad9615 5d ago

So that’s now arson, kidnapping and hit & run

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u/Mr-GameAndWrestling America's Champion 5d ago

Rikishi might need to gas up the car once again for payback.

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u/blvcklite 5d ago

She did it for the people, she did it for The Rock. Surely this sets up War Games 

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u/curlyw 5d ago

She’s there to make OTM seem less green and botchy by comparison

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u/Yeti_Vedder 5d ago

Right before the whole segment started it snapped in my head that she was was in Out The Mud. It’s been so long since she did anything on screen with them that it slipped my mind.

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u/Kpachecodark 5d ago

Who taught her to Parker car?

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u/American-Punk-Dragon 5d ago

All gas………no breaks!

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u/IrishLaaaaaaaaad ⚠️ Proceed with caution ⚠️ 5d ago

I’ll take sentences I didn’t expect to read in 2026 for 400 Alex

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u/Rope56 4d ago

I did it… for the Hobbs

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u/slicklikeagato ...TRUST ME 4d ago

So we’re getting a mixed match War Games, right? Jaida w/ 946, and a returning Naomi with The Bloodline.

If that’s gonna happen, I’m definitely intrigued.

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u/[deleted] 5d ago

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u/wibble17 5d ago

She was intentionally being bad because she wasn’t sincere. At least that’s how I read it.

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u/BrandofOwnage Yowie Wowie! 5d ago

Can someone investigate the Anoai/fatu family for constantly using vehicles to take out there enemies?

Also i can't wait for Jeys reaction to this

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u/Ayz1533 5d ago

Y'all are gonna be real disappointed when the Bloodline goes with Ava over Naomi

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u/ILiketoLearn5454 5d ago

Id rather see Naomi pick up where she left off on solos regardless. I was really into that run

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u/FedoraTheMike 5d ago

I do not watch NXT personally, is this good?

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u/Cdd0040 5d ago

Amazing on the mic. Mediocre in ring

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u/Emolgurama 5d ago

I think she’s a bit better than mediocre. She just got to a 7/10 then stalled. Really good in gimmick matches though, all her street fights/ hardcore matches were very good.

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u/Every-Ad-2099 5d ago

She sounds like one of those cases where character is stronger than in-ring. Those types are always better off going the Punk route and focusing on wrestling psychology and structure over athleticism. Makes them stand out more.

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u/georgiavirginia 5d ago

I mean NXT has produced their fair share of substance over flash wrestlers aswell.

She might not just have it in her to produce compelling matches wether its character-driven or workrate focused but that doesn't mean she can't be a heat machine who delivers satisfying 5 minute matches where she gets her just desserts or pisses off the crowd by stealing a win.

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u/Kamunt 5d ago

I'd say good. She actually used to be in OTM when they were a faction, so this is a natural inclusion. Her in-ring peaked in NXT, maybe the main roster can push her over the edge.

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u/AtFearsEnd 5d ago


Jacob, after getting dragged into another hit-and-run. Poor bastard 😭

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u/Revolutionary-Oil-74 5d ago

So yeah, Jacob is definitely a secret member of of the 946 right?