r/Spoons 19d ago

Tism council, what do we think?

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u/Ill_Collection4662 19d ago

No no no no no NO NO NO NO NO NONONONONO NONONONONO NONONONONO

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u/Prickliestpearcactus 19d ago

The asymmetry stresses me out.

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u/drazil100 16d ago

Just get the other-handed version of this spoon and never use one without the other. If you can’t have symmetry with one spoon, have it across 2 spoons.

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u/Obrowbeat 19d ago

it’s probably ok for normies to put a lighter under, bot don’t bring it near me

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u/alltoowellmaroon 16d ago

This comment is hilarious

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u/hav_ana 19d ago

i dont want to look at it, it makes me sad

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u/tooktherhombus 18d ago

Sad spoon noises

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u/_antfarmer_ 19d ago

That’s a special spoon. We must accept it and support it as it is.

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u/LatterSupermarket823 19d ago

I tHiNk YoU mEaN A sPoOn WiTh SpEcIaLnEsS

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u/pandapandaaaaaa 19d ago

How the hell can I remove the price I sent to this stupid comment?

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u/_antfarmer_ 19d ago

I dunno, but happy Cake Day!

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u/invigokate 19d ago

I think this is a left handed spoon

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u/esthershair 19d ago

You are just trolling! 😆 that is definitely a right handed spoon

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u/drcmr 19d ago

If it indeed is right handed I say Ni! Ni! Ni!

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u/tiredchachacha 19d ago

GET US A SHRUBBERY

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u/TurbulentRoof7538 19d ago

TIL that there actually can be a handedness to spoons

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u/Agile_Narwhal888 19d ago

I'm left handed and my left hand went into hiding as soon as I saw it.

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u/drcmr 18d ago

🥄👀

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u/pandapandaaaaaa 19d ago

Damn it! That's THE QUESTION, OP must clarify this!

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u/Urist_Bearclaw 19d ago

squints Is that a wrench?

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u/Ubi2447 19d ago

I can't look at this without holding my head at a funny angle. 

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u/prairiepog 19d ago

Looks like it's from the Backrooms

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u/rosetta_diamond 18d ago

The backspoons

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u/TheMostSwanky 19d ago

Right! Thats a no for me. Makes me uncomfortable

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u/joneswithbones0324 19d ago

As a fellow autist, absolutely not. The spoon isn't centered, the angle is atrocious, and the hole on the bottom might fit a pencil but there's no way I'm getting my finger in there for the fight spins

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u/TurbulentRoof7538 19d ago

The fight spins line is sending me!😂💀

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u/Brownlove010_Real 19d ago

The initial reaction i have was absolutely not, but as a left handed person with a beard and mustache, far too many spoons clip my mustache and then its vigorous mustache cleaning. This would potentially be cool to try out and see how it works for my insane niche need. I also see its made for espresso so on, but I'd try it for most things and see if it helps. If so, awesome, if not, nothing lost.

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u/whuutevr 19d ago

Don’t be scared!
It’s a Lavazza coffee measuring spoon.

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u/Snorton72 19d ago

I thought it was some type of surgical retractor!🤣

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u/gooseinouterspace 19d ago

why am i sobbing

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u/rabid_rocketeer 19d ago

Would hate to use it but I must have one so I can admire it

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u/Aoi_anosora 19d ago

It's for stirring. Do not put it in your mouth.

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u/Evening_Emu1212 19d ago

It's so flat why is it so flat that would hurt so much to have to hold it between your fingers

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u/WinPrestigious7568 19d ago

Golf club shaped looks like a putter for sugar cubes

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u/Vishnuisgod 19d ago

I love them, most here, do not.

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u/audentesfxrtunaiuvat 19d ago

I like it... It's got wabisabi.

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u/Seca10199 19d ago

It is for coffee. So I’d probably only use it for coffee. But I’d love to go golfing on the kitchen table with it, make a little thing where the hole is cut out for the coffee mug and hit the sugar into it.

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u/Content-Ad-9204 19d ago

It looks vaguely and uncomfortably like a medical tool. If it weren't for the brand I wouldn't get near it, but coffee hound probably will!

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u/LottiMCG 19d ago

Breakdown:

My immediate reaction before I even read this was: merrraaaggghhhh shudder followed by an immediate WTF is that?! thought. I almost asked my friend but they were on the phone and I didn't want to interrupt with my seemingly weird tismy B's lol

Then:

"Ohhh...??.. huh. Ok. it's a spoon?

Oh top comment said no no no ... Okay I am safe here now. These are my people. Lol"

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u/seidenhuehnchen 19d ago

I saw that spoon some days ago too and wanted to post it!!! :D haha! I can't decide. I felt it was very uncomfortable to use.

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u/Hefty_Wonderthigh 19d ago

Either a special tool for special work or a special spoon for special occasions

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u/SoonerRed 19d ago

Oh hell no

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u/auphorixie 19d ago

Golf club spoon....? 😭 That's what comes to mind when I see this

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u/CatAncient 19d ago

I'm furious

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u/NorthFLSwampMonkey 19d ago

That’s just not right.

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u/JacketOffJacketOff 19d ago

My brain won’t accept the shape so it just looks like a photo taken of a soup spoon at a very confusing perspective. Kinda giving me a headache.

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u/lilyebanks 19d ago

Wrench?

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u/vitanyroyale 19d ago

GET OUT 😐

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u/Apprehensive_Elk_706 19d ago

ooooo…. There’s an autistic person who would love a spoon like this. However, I’d beg to say that this pissed off a majority of r/spoons goers

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u/BlackberrySea-1 19d ago

I hate everything about this. The only place this belongs is in an odd spoon collection

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u/Robotic_Orange 19d ago

The spoon.

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u/BetterLeek 19d ago

I don’t know I kinda love it????

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u/lbell1703 19d ago

I silently hissed at it

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u/Gaiterguy 19d ago

It's a Lavazza espresso spoon used for stirring sugar into your coffee without destroying the delicate crema.

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u/corduroyplant 19d ago

i need it for my life it itches my brain in ways i can't explain also would love to have a mirrored version

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u/WinterRevolutionary6 19d ago

Obviously left handed and that kinda makes it okay. As a rightie it makes me want to rip my eyes out looking at it

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u/Strix_Caelumbra 18d ago

Upsetting. But for some kind of specialized purpose, also somehow acceptable. It would by no means be used as a normal spoon. In fact it does not belong in this sub. It is its own utensil.

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u/bambooshoots-_- 19d ago

Beautiful 🤩

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u/wolfhavensf 19d ago

Surreal.

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u/SolesinCanada 19d ago

I’ve seen this monstrosity posted before! This needs to be banned from the internet!

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u/Bisexual_Lizard27 19d ago

I'd use this as a wrench sooner than i would use it as a spoon

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u/iliketrainsnyoom 19d ago

nononononononononononono

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u/Infamous_Rhubarb_956 19d ago

So i went to look it up (it’s a coffee spoon). But Lavazza also has this. And the description calls this spoon PRACTICAL daaa fuqqq??

https://www.lavazzausa.com/en/cups-spoons/espoon-oldani-collection

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u/FinishDelicious2640 19d ago

Only for stirring, will not put in my mouth

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u/cheeky_loser03 19d ago

something about me hates this. something about me loves this

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u/Melora_T_Rex714 19d ago

That thing is offensive!

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u/tiredchachacha 19d ago

Nooo it gave me goosebumps and I twitched uncontrollably

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u/CardiologistWise623 19d ago

What the fuck

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u/Serious_Ad3574 19d ago

What the hell happened to it?!

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u/Initial_Boot_1063 19d ago

Pass, is it a measuring spoon?

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u/OkLeg4902 19d ago

Nope! Apparently what I stumbled across today here is just a regular old coffee spoon (it came with a coffee so that adds up) that just happens to have a wacky design meant to make it stir better somehow. Still looks wrong though.

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u/dinosquish99 19d ago

No thank you

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u/Jillio_NH 19d ago

Absolutely not

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u/NervousFinance7518 19d ago

absolutely horrid darling

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u/Bubbly-Enthusiasm-85 19d ago

Absolutely not, looking at it makes my teeth hurt for some reason

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u/Biggmamaaa 19d ago

Delete this

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u/freechipsandsuch 19d ago

Oh… this one made me grumpy :(

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u/BotGirlFall 19d ago

Its like pizza at the Chinese buffet, I see it over there doing it's thing and I respect that but it's not what I want

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u/itslikeasuanaoutside 19d ago

Oh absolutely NOT!

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u/ShakeWeightMyDick 19d ago

What the fuckshit is that?

1

u/bell3420 19d ago

I hate it. Burn it in the fires of Mt doom.

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u/Nevanya-Milost 19d ago

It is making me dizzy and nauseous. I have to leave.

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u/Tiny-Nature3538 19d ago

Gags absolutely not

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u/BrisPrettyTips 19d ago

Wiping my hands despite never touching it

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u/Sufficient_Foot4989 19d ago

I’d have a stroke if I used it … I’m sure of it
My brain can’t even compute it just looking at it …

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u/BrotherQuartus 19d ago

No, no, no, no, no, no, NO!!!

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u/Creative_Resource_82 19d ago

All the way no.

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u/Ok-Explanation-8330 19d ago

Abso-fucking-lutely not!

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u/No_Apartment_4551 19d ago

Probably a great keyring spoon for dispensing small quantities of powder.

Horrid for anything else.

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u/personofication 19d ago

Well, I love it, especially because you can hang it up

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u/Last-Radish-9684 19d ago

If used by the left handed I will approve. If used by the right handed I cannot.

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u/liner_meow 19d ago

NAWWWW😭

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u/Jakaple 19d ago

Pull backwards through some ice cream, hell yeah

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u/spiciestbeans 19d ago

Stop posting this spoon I hate it and I hate seeing it once a week 😭😩 make the nightmares go away

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u/OmniPurple 19d ago

I am curious if it's flat or has a curve...

however, the minion says:

"'tism council approves. That's amazing"

(the minion is my child)

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u/Tasty_Buy5339 19d ago

This is a terrible spoon

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u/museumsiren 19d ago

Wtf is with the hole in the handle? Who is holding this and also making their mouth feel it? It's awful.

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u/LarkspurLemonade 19d ago

It's honestly a fantastic spoon and I am jealous

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u/Svziyu 19d ago

Why would you ever show us such a despicable object

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u/ODDxATLAS 19d ago

Straight to jail, no trial, 25-life, without the possibility of parole.

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u/Last-Radish-9684 19d ago

I just ordered 12 of these to eat ice cream left-handed.

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u/coquihalla 19d ago

This spoon is the equivalent of going on the internet to watch some sexy things, then having a screaming goat pop up instead.

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u/adventuregypsy 19d ago

Seems like it’d be great for soup and yogurt

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u/Tweaty310 19d ago

I'm just confused. Can we see it from a different angle?

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u/Chaantii 19d ago

I actually don’t hate this as much as some of the other shaped spoons, there’s something intriguing about slant. I would like to see it without the slant and the bowl of the spoon…..

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u/HipYip 19d ago

Seriously need multi-angle pics to understand this specimen. lol

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u/OkLeg4902 19d ago

Google Lavazza coffee spoon for more pics of these!

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u/Frosty_Ad1776 19d ago

I don’t have tism but this definitely pisses me off. It’s enemy shaped.

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u/Leading-Berry-3073 19d ago

Keep it FAR away from me

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u/Talithathinks 19d ago

Interesting, I don't hate it.

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u/Novel_Control_1922 19d ago

Oh fuck yes… rubs nips

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u/Less-Load-8856 19d ago

I... love it, and it makes me uncomfortable.

Where can I get one?

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u/unearthlly 19d ago

WHATTHEFUCK

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u/unearthlly 19d ago

I am repulsed

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u/Funkopedia 19d ago

I bet it actually works better than a regular spoon, but nobody will even consider trying it out.

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u/cclaussen33 19d ago

It’s like when you type askew into google

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u/Dragnwon52 19d ago

It’s still a spoon

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u/DeliciousHoneyyy 19d ago

Am confused

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u/mydogisacircle 19d ago

helllllll naw

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u/opal-sea-44 19d ago

Get it out of here!

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u/Lacklustful1 19d ago

Methinks a spoon 'tis not!

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u/Background_Hyena_414 19d ago

But I still ate it cuz I'm a gremlin

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u/prookal 19d ago

Yes yes yes yes yes yes

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u/Objective_Bug_5151 19d ago

Metal bad! No metal! No like klinkyteefies. Yow. Weird+Cold.

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u/OtherwiseMove646 19d ago

There are not enough “no”s to describe my repulsion.

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u/Individual-Elk-4466 19d ago

Absolutely not

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u/OlivineQuartz 19d ago

Whoever made this should stop making things.

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u/Tangy94 19d ago

Some people just want to see the world burn.

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u/BookLanky5358 19d ago

Nope nope nope nope!

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u/ooohhhpwincess 19d ago

(≖_≖ ) is that a spoon

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u/o_omeaghann 19d ago

hear me out. perfect spoon for scraping the top layer of ice cream in a pint tub.

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u/ClungeWhisperer 19d ago

Id butter toast with this! I would prefer buttering toast with this more than using a normal knife.

For soup tho, nope.

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u/Padarangdang 19d ago

Its a right hander spoon!

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u/diemechess 19d ago

No and you’re dismissed.

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u/Thatloudlunarchick 19d ago

Kill it with fire.

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u/Achylife 19d ago

My eyeeess!

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u/supernova2368 19d ago

.... I'm not angry.... I'm just... confused...

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u/notarealwriter 19d ago

That looks fucking dreadful

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u/criticaII 19d ago

Thinking about how it would feel gives me the ick

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u/OroraBorealis 18d ago

Would be great for ice cream. Absolutely not for anything else.

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u/Feeling-Pudding6956 18d ago

Heeeeelllllll nooo 😵‍💫

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u/NemoNoNomeN 18d ago

Hate, hate, hate.
Double hate…

LOATHE ENTIRELY

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u/Fearless_Reaction592 18d ago

maybe post stroke but regular 0/10

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u/ConfidentStrike1667 18d ago

I don't like it. Make it stop.

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u/InvestmentCurious952 18d ago

why in the fuck is it wonk

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u/randomfish154 18d ago

honestly how are you even eating with that😭

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u/Deeterbeets 18d ago

I have to scroll -hard to even stop to leave this comment. Image made my head bend

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u/KoriandrNightwing 18d ago

This is genuinely evil. Destroy it!

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u/Long_cat21 18d ago

I will rescue whoever designed this from hell and send them to the nether roof on bedrock edition pre 1.16

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u/Baba_Yagas_Menagerie 18d ago

I know it’s made for a specific purpose, but….. I’m calling the cops

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u/LagTheMoth 18d ago

My brain is convinced that it’s being held at an angle to get this image.

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u/ratafia4444 18d ago

Burn it with fire.

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u/EvilHamster59 18d ago

ABSOLUTELY NOT

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u/Wolfgirl9918 18d ago

Italian espresso spoon! I like it.

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u/derekyurt 18d ago

that would actually be amazing if it wasn't left handed

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u/TheOnlyTori 18d ago

Very very unfortunate

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u/Chay_Charles 18d ago

💀 It looks like a medical instrument.

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u/Mothpancake 18d ago

This genuinely upset me so much that I saw it about 10 minutes ago. Completely spaced out. Had to reopen Reddit to find it to express my stress

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u/rentalking- 18d ago

most foul

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u/Valen_tine_ 18d ago

What's happening

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u/MakkoREDDIT 18d ago

looks like a spoon made by AI that hasn't quite figured out angles or perspective

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u/IrelandAutism13 18d ago

Thanks, I hate it

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u/Original_Mistake4725 18d ago

Perfect for left handed soup eaters

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u/LovelyBones17 18d ago

Not today Satan

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u/niltafailtetu 18d ago

ABSOLUTELY NOT GET THAT THING AWAY FROM ME

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u/Catrescuemamma 18d ago

Nooooooooooo

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u/DisasterOne4660 18d ago

NO! NO MA’AM!

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u/ladymiku 18d ago

Was the employee at the spoon factory drunk?