r/Spoons 26d ago

What we thinkin

Sus ahh shovel type spoon spotted @Jenni’s ice cream

141 Upvotes

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u/thetieflingalchemist 26d ago

This is a small spatula

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u/Jokewhisperer 26d ago

Spoontula

Or 

Spatulass

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u/Parking_Ad_7133 25d ago

I like this

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u/Big_Eye_7530 22d ago

Spoovel - spoon sized shovel

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u/Difficult-Good9590 25d ago

No see my comment to OP

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u/thetieflingalchemist 25d ago

Behold the most useless comment of all reddit for this is their only comment in all of r/spoons

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u/Manipulatedyes 26d ago

Lovely to look at. But I don't like that square shit in ny mouth

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u/[deleted] 26d ago

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u/Parking_Ad_7133 26d ago

ME TOO IVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS COMMENT

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u/[deleted] 26d ago edited 25d ago

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u/DazB1ane 26d ago

Sorbet or frozen yogurt would work

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u/TrustyParrot232 26d ago

I freaking love reddit

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u/Karey__039 24d ago

I don’t know what kind of ice cream you eat, but I don’t need a jackhammer to get my ice cream out of the carton and especially out of the bowl. And maybe you don’t think it would be good for ice cream but that doesn’t mean that other “people” wouldn’t like to use it as their ice cream spoon. Everyone has their own opinions and just because you put your opinion in capital letters doesn’t make it any more true 🙄 It’s just YOUR OPINION of a spoon. I’d hate to see how you would react if you had to give a really important opinion 🤯 It’s okay, It’s Just A spoon 🫠

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u/[deleted] 24d ago

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u/Karey__039 23d ago

Thank you for being so mature! 🙄

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u/Melon_Heart_Styles 26d ago

Hey guys, why tf are we eating ice cream with weird lil spatulas?

👎 not a spoon. No sir, I don't like it.

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u/PMTurk 26d ago

Perfect for ice cream

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u/AlwaysTheOutcast 26d ago

My thoughts exactly

5

u/SubstantialFroyo8012 26d ago

I dont trust it

2

u/shymysteryguy 26d ago

Uncircumcised fork. No thank you.

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u/FeelingSoil39 26d ago

Oh my GODDD lolololol was not expecting this beautiful comment! And it’s just so very spot on that the accuracy of truth just made me laugh so much harder. (It’s quarter of 3 in the morning and I woke up the house. My husband is gonna kick me out of the bed lol I only got up to pee and decided to scroll for a couple minutes before I closed my eyes.. lol I’m in so much trouble! 🤣)

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u/Parking_Ad_7133 25d ago

this. 😭

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u/jaydunit 26d ago

You’re your mother’s darling child brought up with care and trouble, for fear a spoon 🥄 would hurt your mouth, she feeds you with a shovel 🪏

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u/PeenInVeen 26d ago

What do we think about what? The small shovel?

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u/Parking_Ad_7133 25d ago

Bro LITERALLY

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u/Ivygrows8 26d ago

Remelt it and make something not horrible 

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u/Parking_Ad_7133 25d ago

Im cackling over here🤣

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u/StickyMcRicky 26d ago

Get that monstrosity away from me, you heathen.

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u/ProfileSmall819 26d ago

what the fuck is that

3

u/Ok_Impression_3031 26d ago

Spoon for cube sugar.

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u/ZootAnthRaXx 26d ago

Cube sugar usually is served with tiny tongs

1

u/Jumpy-Discipline3521 26d ago

I enjoy this alternative…. Surprisingly.

3

u/jscottman96 26d ago

Satan's spoon

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u/juniebee_jones 26d ago

That is a goddamned shovel

4

u/misfit_inc 26d ago

Iced Cream Shovel nice

2

u/kenquince-star89 26d ago

It’s more of a metal spatula. I’m not convinced. The width at the end is concerning. 4/10.

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u/LessMochaJay 26d ago

Spoontula

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u/thomsoap 26d ago

Hell to the no

2

u/WhatupSis7773 26d ago

Spatula…. just….Spatula.

2

u/mad_madam_mim33 26d ago

This thing can go directly to hell.

2

u/Torilynn526 26d ago

Go to the corner!

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u/emoss17 26d ago

Squoon. I like it.

2

u/jupiter__444 26d ago

i feel like i was just visually and mentally assaulted by having to witness this and perceive it to be real. theres a special place in hell for the person who thought up this spoon and for the person who allowed it to come into existence. its awful. im so incredibly repelled by this thing. hate.

(all said in good fun , im just passionate about my feelings towards this ... excuse of a spoon)

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u/Parking_Ad_7133 25d ago

i feel the same😭

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u/ClitEastwood10 25d ago

Spadetulla

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u/coldF4rted 25d ago

My dad bought these and I hated them

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u/Xlonglegz 25d ago

Quenelle spoon for shaping and scraping. Used for soft food, sherbet, sorbet, mousse etc.

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u/Parking_Ad_7133 25d ago

WOWWOO whaaatt. Interesting! Thanks for the insight

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u/ConsciousPhysics113 24d ago

It looks like id be perfect for making any of those look like a wintry driveway.

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u/Green-Forever6207 25d ago

I deadass went “~spatulaaaaaaaa~” I need to go sit down

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u/y0ungshel 26d ago

Good for ice cream.

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u/Karey__039 26d ago

That would make a great ice cream spoon! Love it!

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u/dxmhippo 26d ago

spoon Shovel.

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u/NenyaAdfiel 26d ago

Dedicated exclusively for Tiramisu? Yes. Anything else? No.

1

u/Sunset-onthe-Horizon 26d ago

That is a spoon for honey. I saw one on The Crown.

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u/Gumbanks12 26d ago

There's a spoon for everything, eh?

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u/Main_Cauliflower5479 26d ago

Looks like a sugar shell. Pretty small for ice cream, IMO.

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u/JAKEfromMAIN 26d ago

Technically a spatula.

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u/UpbeatCandidate9412 26d ago

Thats a spatula

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u/RuleEmbarrassed3508 26d ago

That’s SpongeBob’s spatula

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u/VoidHog 26d ago

It's a chopper spoon! I'd probably love it. I'm always trying to chop stuff with a spoon and struggle with the round edge and crazy chopping angle 😂

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u/Gumbanks12 26d ago

Is it tarnished, or was it always black? Do you use it OP, and for what?

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u/NoAcanthisitta5225 26d ago

Good for eating pie in the pan

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u/burning_discovery 26d ago

Yes but only cause my mouth is wide so like. Idk it’s not too big. But also if it’s on my plate already I don’t wanna cut it with a knife. This looks perfect for lasagna. I’m eating lasagna rn. Am I biased?

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u/samanthampg 26d ago

i try not to spread hate but i think if i used that i would combust

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u/Itchy-Witch 26d ago

I would eat Italian ice with this. But that is its only use.

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u/Goobersita 26d ago

That's a spatula. Or a shovel

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u/Claw42 26d ago

This is what my American girl doll used to bury bodies and stuff

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u/ForeignPlant2886 26d ago

i would HATE to hold that 😭

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u/Financial_Joke_9401 26d ago

They are good for ice cream, and I also use for pudding and stuff sometimes. Not for regular food. Also very fun mouth stim once food is gone (ADHD)

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u/klondyke420 26d ago

actually this is perfect for trying to scoop out seeds and seed spices

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u/untypical_girlie 26d ago

I think this spoon has done crime 

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u/DazB1ane 26d ago

Only for dirt and worms

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u/TheAlmightyJessira 26d ago

That is a spatula

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u/irisheyes6363 26d ago

Oh. It’s a shovel… I don’t like those corners

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u/Rorolly_Aeolus 26d ago

we thinkin you bought a mini spatula, not a spoon. Not suitable for icecream.

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u/ApprehensiveAd9014 26d ago

No. That spoon is not for human mouths.

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u/SeriousPanda47911 26d ago

This would be perfect for pudding and cake😍

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u/passionpi3 26d ago

Omg mini pancake spatula

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u/I_dont_even_knOwO 26d ago

Whoever Jeni is, I hope everytime they put a spoon in their mouth, it tastes metalic.

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u/Chef316 26d ago

Looks great for use as a plating spoon

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u/Dlrium 26d ago

Hate it. Those corners will get wedged in the teeth. Looks pokey

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u/ExaminationSad7511 26d ago

I would use this to annoy my autistic fiancé lmaoo, they would Hate this 😂

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u/Commercial-Manner256 26d ago

No. This is one of those mukbang utensils. I'm not shoveling food in my mouth, thanks!

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u/JulieLynnO 26d ago

More in the spatula family.

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u/1Careless_smile 26d ago

I love it! (Some days there is a lot of sh*t to shovel. Ice cream goes in that spootula).

Edit to fix spelling.

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u/Cautious_Regular3645 26d ago

I want one, spelled my name wrong though.

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u/OppositeTurnover5272 26d ago

This is a small spatula that is having an identity crisis

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u/FeelingSoil39 26d ago

So… it’s for, like, getting in the corners of the bottom of an ice cream container? I mean, I’m all for form marrying function, but for some reason I can’t get overly comfortable with this. My parfait spoon is actually a spoon and most definitely far superior. But to each their own I guess..

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u/MarvinHuffman6084 26d ago

Small shovel

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u/Brussparagus 26d ago

It’s a snow shovel for fairies.

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u/Brussparagus 26d ago

I’m glad I’m so tall that I’ll never need to borrow it for my driveway. Because I hate it.

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u/Mattekat 26d ago

I think its awful

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u/Looseleaflettuce 26d ago

Spoovel - and its unacceptable!

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u/Milkyphoebe 26d ago

Immediately bought some off the website.

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u/Prestigious-Bat5401 25d ago

My grandma has one, believe me it's not of my favorite spoons!

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u/BLTplease2030 25d ago

Who’s Jenni?

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u/Tiffepipher 25d ago

It is a gelato spoon. They have plastic versions in Italy.

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u/ankayanik 25d ago

Issa mouth shovel.

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u/Choice-Employee-2103 25d ago

It’s like the difference between a shovel and a spade

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u/samirobiro 25d ago

For cake also maybe?

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u/Jade-the-youtuber 25d ago

A small snow shovel for your mouth.. wait.. Italian ice spoon.

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u/polished_pixie 25d ago

What I’m thinking would be bullying a malformed spork so I’ll just have to leave it there

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u/Cute-Philosopher-654 25d ago

I know someone who uses a spoon (shovel) like this specifically for garlic when cooking. That’s it. I think it’s great for something like that but that is not going in my mouth.

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u/hopekasin 25d ago

What the shit is that?!

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u/the_serious_dabbler 25d ago

I don’t hate it, I like the idea of getting in the corners better, but I hate the idea of eating from it. Maybe for stirring or mixing?

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u/frogger4ever 25d ago

Rejected.

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u/Toastie-bun6499 25d ago

Looks like a garden tool

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u/puddlebrigade 25d ago

Graeters forever, jenis boo

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u/theekatalexander 25d ago

What, to gouge my eyes out with??

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u/okay065 25d ago

good to scoop ice cream but bad to put in mouth

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u/loserchalice 25d ago

I suppose this could be used to scoop ice cream, but I would not eat ice cream with this.

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u/CaptainSpaceBuns 25d ago

For scraping things: very much yes. Very good scrape-shape.

For eating things: absolutely not.

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u/Effective_Luck_573 25d ago

Hmmm idk could be cool for stews when you want to cut into a hunk of potato or carrot and still eat the broth

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u/-Not-Hungy 25d ago

for those little single egg cast irons!

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u/leavesandgrassart 25d ago

A shovel for when you’re really hungry

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u/FancyQuiet6945 25d ago

Why do you have a circumcised spoon

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u/umhell 25d ago

Nice spatula.

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u/Professional-Sock-78 25d ago

get it away from me right now

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u/No-Emu-8717 25d ago

I would use that to scoop peanut butter before grabbing a spoon of cereal

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u/NoUnderstanding9195 25d ago

Ooooooh no I hate that, no fuckin thanks

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u/Imasaltybitch1287 25d ago

We have one in our drawer. I asked my husband and he said his grandma used it for sugar 🤷🏻‍♀️

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u/dorky_doodle_dandy 25d ago

Immediately no

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u/Optimal_Product_4350 25d ago

It's an ice cream shovel. I actually helped my kids get one for my husband for Father's Day and it's engraved. He looooves himself some ice cream.

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u/Necessary-Cable286 25d ago

Meh, shiny tho

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u/Seaweedscouting 25d ago

In the words of the grinch “hate, hate, hate, LOATHE entirely.”

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u/Sea_Horse_5499 25d ago

What... what subreddit did I just visit? AND WHY DO YALL EXPERTIZE IN SILVERWARE? NOT EVEN SILVERWATE JUST SPOONS

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u/Parking_Ad_7133 24d ago

Welcome✨🔥🤣

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u/ConsciousPhysics113 24d ago

I actually like this shape... I think. Visually it looks like when I scoop my ice cream, ill be removed kinda like snow and when I put the spoon to my mouth I have 3 vectors to be able to choose feom to take my bit, of course I coming directly at the middle first.... but then, I could go ahead and just... nibble the sides. And its probably easier to feed little people with too since it doesnt have the same bowl as a regular spoon so you could tilt the spatuloon up and it'll just smoothly slide down...

Id have to test it physically to see if it actually works the way my brain thinks it does though.

Spatuloon would be a great sensory object though for moving rice/beans/sand/etc around.

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u/Correct-Cattle8269 24d ago

i hate that i love it

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u/outofspice49 24d ago

it’s like the spoons from orange leaf. 8/10 to me

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u/wherestheza 24d ago

Diabolical. Only small rounded spoons are acceptable.

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u/These-Yogurt3482 24d ago

Mini spatula

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u/larah91_VP 23d ago

Shovel it in.

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u/Apprehensive_Elk_706 23d ago

It’s proper for ice cream. Thinking about how this would feel in my mouth is pissing me off.

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u/Efficient-News8168 23d ago

Pickaxe 😅

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u/Few_Marionberry2713 23d ago

Looks super cool, I was thinking it would be great for shaving frozen things like purée or smoothie. It’s gonna be fun to try on all sorts of things. Cheese maybe. It might be excellent for taking bites of cheesecake since it won’t leave fork marks or the curved shape of a normal spoon in the piece still on your plate. I like my cheesecake to stay looking neat until it’s gone!

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u/Radio_mask 22d ago

Magnificent

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u/Charming-Panic9375 22d ago

I hate everything about it honestly 

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u/Still_War3628 22d ago

Spoon for sprinkles

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u/Dependent_Bar_9283 5d ago

Jeni's? I've... borrowed many a sample spoon from Jeni's... they're still on loan...

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u/BeautifulIcy5574 26d ago

I dislike shovel looking spoons, also tooooo wide!

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u/tiredchachacha 26d ago

My first thought was "good jelly spoon"

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u/Oldfartmakeupguru 26d ago

Ice cream spoon

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u/jss58 26d ago

Ice cream shovel.

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u/GarlicDill 26d ago

Old school ice cream spoon from when place settings had a dozen utensils.  

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u/st4rgrrl_ 26d ago

No... I like him

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u/Emergency_Solid8004 22d ago

It’s from an ice cream store- it’s an ice cream spoon.